Media THE one and only UZB TIMES (ISSUE 3 JUST DROPPED)

(Hi everyone! I'm moving this all to one thread, so that we can rip off Tealy more effectively prevent spam of the forums and make it easier to access)

better late than never, right?









(i really have no clue who added the "horoscope" section")

oh and here's this month's cursed build:
https://hppeng-wynn.github.io/build...x0o0o141I0o1g000010036C0z0z0+0+0+0+0-ldVffKzD

Spoiler: Issue 2

Well hey there, folks!
Did anyone ask for this? No! And yet here we are.




Here's the build mentioned in the Cursed Builds section:
https://hppeng-wynn.github.io/build...06C10006C10006C010nZ6C0z0z0+0+0+0+0-Vl9BwdkbX

. . . BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
So we were about to post this thread, and then somebody on the team (guess what, it was Mardeknius) noticed a new news story, and a (hopefully) real one at that!

Spoiler: Real news in UZB Times?! Impossible!

So there's this thread. It's not a very long read, but I'll tl;dr it here anyway:
- The writer of the thread played Wynncraft right when it was released (their WC account page backs this up), and won a parkour challenge made by Grian; it was just an impromptu thing to keep people busy while the servers were being fixed
- Grian said that the winner of the parkour would get a stack of emeralds (one emerald block; you could buy half a UZB Times ad with that!)
- This guy never got his money

As a community, I say we band together and make Grian uphold his promises (somehow)!

Thanks to @Etherweaver and @Endistic for their significant contributions to this issue of the UZB Times.


please buy an ad from us

Spoiler: Issue #1

UZB TIMES #1 (1).pdf

[DISCLAIMER: IT SAYS "WEEKLY" BUT WE HERE IN UZB ARE BAD AT PROJECTS SO IT PROBABLY WON'T BE]
I will only take PARTIAL responsibility for this
anyway thanks to @Xalose, @uzbuz, @Endistic, and a couple of other people who I can't remember atm for . . .
this


. . . I'll see myself out.

 

HI MARDEK 10char

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also if anyone wants this as a pdf

 

can't you still buy a double green quetz on tm for 6? it hasn't gone up to 8 unless someone is market manipulating

 

i like how the more you scroll the more you can tell you stopped giving a shit

 

if you want real news go read ambrosia times or something

 

Also i can't see the build link D:

 

Love to see more stuff like this! Was a fun read

 

we here at uzb need a counselor

 

The Curse of Binding sounds kinda cool ngl

 

I don't think anyone took either of our ads seriously...

 

Earth you owe the guild 2eb
Pay up

 

I already payed, remember?
I put the 2 eb into the high tiered g-bank before typing the ad into the doc.

 

So this is like wynncraft misinformation paper

 

There’s no evidence that this DIDN’T happen

 

Misinformation? No, I wouldn’t say that. More of just a slight bit of very reasonable embellishment and inferring!

 

Q: When is the second edition coming out?
A: Before May.

Q: Are you going to keep feeding your readers bold-faced lies?
A: *points out the window* oh look it's a bird *runs away while the questioner is distracted*

 

https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/uzb-times-volume-2-thats-right-we-did-it-again.308208/
it's out
should I pull an Ambrosia Times and keep these all in one thread?

well too late

 

I've moved both articles here, and all future issues of the UZB Times will be on this thread.

 

we put amount of effort into this please read

 

says someone who has altkejrte dbelne denanw sneigur alsgernegdd bone densifhs saltkrjsabw bone dnairur altered bonens denatisy