FlushHamSandwich's Guide to Enjoying a Show With 0 Spoilers

We all enjoy watching shows and getting shocked by death, betrayal, plot twists, etc. But spoilers ruin all of that because reasons. Using this guide you will hear no evil, see no evil, and be able to watch Dragon Ball Z without getting spoiled by the fact that Goku dies.

‣ Do not search up anything in regards to a character or the show itself
If you want to search anything up, whether it be a question or otherwise, don't. Google will inadvertently spoil you. Quora will inadvertently spoil you. Reddit will inadvertently spoil you. The two formers have their own 'People Also Search For' sections, the latter, Reddit, is just full of people who do not respect others and they will spoil you.

‣ Furthermore, do not browse through any wiki for that show
The wiki may hold all your answers, but it also holds all the spoilers. All it takes is one glance at the first paragraph or the information panel for you to see the article written in the past tense, implying the character is dead, or for you to see "Status: Deceased". Then again, a character being alive is also a spoiler so cry about it or something.
‣ Do not read comment sections
Comment sections are full of people who talk about the episode, but also full of fools who care not for your spoiler-free experience. Some people may spoil things on purpose because they have no friends, while some may have already finished the series and will talk about it in the comments like everyone else has as well.

‣ Do not talk to people who have seen the show
The second point from the last point still applies. People will unintentionally spoil things because they've already seen the show.

You∣Them

"Oh yeah I like Billie Jean, he's my favourite character"

"Me too I miss him"

"What does that mean?"

"..."

"FRANCIS"

‣ If you're watching an anime, switch the episode titles to Japanese if the site allows it
Episode titles spoil everything. Imagine being left on a cliffhanger and when you go to click on the next episode, the title reads "Billie Jean ****ing Dies!! The Ultimate Sacrifice in the Final Hour!"

With the titles in Japanese, they will not spoil you. If you can read the titles in Japanese then you are a weeb and should go outside.

"Actually I took a Japanese class"

"Japanese is my first Language"

Excuses. Shut up weeb.

‣ If you have seen a clip of the show on a social media platform, do not use it again until you have finished the show
The way algorithms work, they'll recommend you more clips of the show until one day you open up TikTok and the first thing you see is Kenny crying over Billie Jean's corpse with This Side of Paradise playing.

TL;DR
‣ No online learning
‣ No reading
‣ No engaging in the community
‣ No social life
‣ No reading x2
‣ No social media

 

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