how to join atlas inc

im a total genius who is insane at building im so confident i want to join atlas inc

 

please e-mail your CV to [email protected]

 

cab you mjake me volcano spell build plos

also real shit do you think you could beat a gazelle in fight bare handed

 

Simply dm Madkurre or Iboju feet pics until one of them deems you worthy

Spoiler: On a serious note

AIn is generally speaking invite only where members vote on who they want in the guild

I could start a vote for you if you wanted, though you have a good chance of not getting in currently since most AIn members aren’t active in the forums and might not vote for you accordingly. And failed votes normally aren’t redone

A way to vastly improve your odds is to join the guild discord and be active and a fun guy there. The guild is more a friend group than about competency (even if class-building is its nominal focus). If you want the link, dm me and I can give it to you :)
(Forgive me if you’re already in the discord and I’m speaking gibberish, I haven’t been active for a hot minute)

 

toes

 

i hope you get accepted

 

shoot @Chrysitis a dm :)

 

Go to the park bench below the old oak tree at exactly 3:30pm tomorrow. make sure you aren't followed

 

please submit your gamer portfolio to wynnmain classbuilds at precisely 7.43am tomorrow. this must include:
- name
- preferred archetypes
- favourite items
- 2 build examples that you have made
- number of orphans punched in the last 5 business days
- any other nhgm's (notable hype gamer moments)

thank you for your interest, you shall not receive a reply. bozo.

 

give me all your money

 

Get champion


/j

 

atlas inc is not real, merely a ploy by Big Spell to sell more mana steal

 

return to mana regen!

 

im sure you'll do fine, good luck in getting accepted!

 

yes 10 character

 

this thread is not meant to be taken seriously

 

Too late, we are all taking it very seriously