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Guide How to offend each archetype 101

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by Endistic, Oct 5, 2022.

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  1. Endistic

    Endistic Acolyte Enjoyer HERO

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    Can you stop shooting so many arrows?
    Your guardians kill better than you. (@AlanGreyson)
    I see why you play Boltslinger, you’ll probably actually land some hits now. (WhiteWolf)
    There's no shame in needing crutches to land a single shot. (HV_Metal)

    You missed a shot.
    You should focus on getting some bitches. (BlueTheSniper)
    Hey look you miss every shot in game, just like you miss every shot at glory IRL! (NoGoodGod)
    Your traps are bad.
    wait for it.... yep thats right. keep waiting (shacers + Jackkoh)
    Is it worth missing your bombs for those piss poor damage traps? (HV_Metal)

    Just get up (itay_)
    No, you’re not Guts from Berserk (TheEpicCajun)
    Just how many battle shounen clichés can one shove into a single archetype? (HV_Metal)
    someone forgot agi and def exist.. (olinus10)
    Fallen: No, you can't kill Greg before it kills you. (closier)
    Calm down on the spells.
    Remember when you used to be good at something? Me neither. (JaysonTheWarrior)
    Stop taking so much damage
    You’re a living punching bag (AlanGreyson)
    Just dodge. (WhiteWolf, slightly reworded)
    Imagine not dealing any damage; then getting a second chance to prolong that suffering. (HV_Metal)
    you're just glorified defense stats (olinus10)

    Your abilities are barely noticeable. (AlanGreyson)
    You can’t teleport to escape your problems forever (TheEpicCajun)
    Your build is nothing without Winded (WhiteWolf, slightly reworded)
    I'll die of old age by the time you wind up dealing decent damage. (HV_Metal)
    I hate yuero orbs, they suck
    You’re just like Lari; both of you can’t deal any damage. (Etherweaver)
    How innovative. A loner with no friends to heal creates some. (HV_Metal)
    I hope you empty your mana bank at 119
    Who gave mage laxatives? (HV_Metal)
    No heal? (AlanGreyson)


    Can you stop vanishing?
    You get B+ for trying; I'm feeling generous. (HV_Metal)
    Your clones are ugly.
    I'm already sick of dealing with only one of you. (AlanGreyson)
    If only crashing the server won raids. (HV_Metal)
    Your aerial stuff isn’t cool.
    How's the weather up there?
    The circus is next door. (HV_Metal)
    No vanish? (Fezzic)

    Your summons are ugly.
    You're so lazy, that you have to get your summons to do the work for you (AlanGreyson)
    How does being the underdog feel like? (HV_Metal)
    they dont count as your friends, you still have none (olinus10)

    thats what the mask is (BlueTheSniper)
    People ignore you so much, you had to use masks to show your expression (AlanGreyson)
    Please keep the mask on. Your skin looks dreadful (WhiteWolf)
    Your only purpose is to make an overpowered archetype even more broken; not yourself, btw. (HV_Metal)

    Your totem sucks the life out of you, just like you do to everyone else. (BlueTheSniper)
    : You're the reason we can't have balanced bosses: they all have to adapt to your broken kit. (HV_Metal)


    amendment: mandatory @Enderae for inspiration when he was playing boltslinger, asked him to stop shooting any more arrows and said “nO” with a mad face

    amendment 2: thenelston made a video quite similar to this thread. before anyone asks, im completely fine with it as he was original and came up with his own slander. please do not be mad at him, thanks!
     
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  2. Mayyheam

    Mayyheam Well-Known Adventurer

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    Trapper: stop falling in your own traps
     
  3. AlanGreyson

    AlanGreyson WynnArtist VIP

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    AlanGreyson WynnArtist VIP

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    Ritualist: People ignore you so much you had to use masks to express your emotion
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    Acolyte: Self-harming is the only good thing you got
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    Paladin: you're a living punching bag
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    Trickster: I'm already tired of dealing with only one of you.
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    Arcanist: nO HeAl? *insert Megamind meme here*
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    BoltSlinger: Your guardian kill better than you
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    Summoner: You're so bad you had to summons creatures to do your job
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    Acrobat: How's the weather up there?
     
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  5. Erebuis

    Erebuis Defiled Cave Enjoyer :3 (-580, 27, -580) VIP+

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    itay_ Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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  7. AlanGreyson

    AlanGreyson WynnArtist VIP

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    That....that's the best roast on the block already
     
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    Samsam101 Star Walker GM CHAMPION

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    meef Well-Known Adventurer

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    i feel like we cant make self harm jokes toward fallen/acolyte
     
  10. Trebark

    Trebark :eye: :tongue: :eye: VIP

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    genuinely one of the best threads in the forums
     
  11. Endistic

    Endistic Acolyte Enjoyer HERO

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    forums are weird on mobile so ill edit and fix this up when im home
     
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    TheEpicCajun bee HERO

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    •WhiteWolf• Traumatised. HERO

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    trapper: nice trap placement. I’m sure de legendary will walk over there eventually

    Fallen: yeah we all know you’re using fallen. You couldn’t kill a weak zombie with that build otherwise

    paladin: yeah bro the rest of us just dodge. We don’t need all our gear for that either.

    riftwalker: you definitely need winded for that build

    shadestepper: why insult an assassin main when they’re already crying over assassin nerfs

    ritualist: please keep the mask on. You’re skin looks dreadful

    acolyte: I look forward to seeing your photos on r/blunderyears in a few years time
     
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    Earthbrine The Dirt of the Realm CHAMPION

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    DungeonBee Hunter of the Realm

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    Yes but actually no. You are insulting the player not the mobs k?
     
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    BlueTheSniper i makea da builds CHAMPION

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    Acolyte - totem sucking the life out of you like you do to everyone else (idk - smth along those lines)

    Sharpshooter - you should focus on getting some bitches

    Ritualist - that's what demascus

    [​IMG]
     
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    Endistic Acolyte Enjoyer HERO

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    sorry if i am slow
    there is a lot of inputs
    and i cant get out as many outputs as necesary to support the in puts rn
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    updated :like:
     
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    Enderae Wanderer of the Realm VIP

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    CrypticLucid archangel on top VIP+

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