THE STUPID SIDE OF MINECRAFT LORE

1. what are the red things on top of cakes, you might say apples but there are no apples in the recipe, and you can't say that problem applies to the white stuff on top as well because the white stuff on top is the extra milk which IS in the recipe. so what are the red things you may ask? CHICKEN WADDLES there are eggs in the recipe, eggs can hatch chickens, chickens have little red things called waddles on their mouths and that's what's on top of the cake.

2. when you craft bread you use 3 plain pieces of wheat yet SOMEHOW it comes out fully baked from a crafting table. HHHMMMM THAT'S MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS. so that must mean that steve can move his arms and craft the bread at such high speeds it generates enough heat to perfectly baking the bread.

3. savannah villages are the only place in Minecraft where you can get tall grass but what makes those villagers unique? WWEEELLLlLLL... they wear leaves on their heads as part of their outfit the only way to get leaves is sheared meaning that these villagers are able to use shears and a delicate enough to harvest tall grass with them while the player can because when the players use shears on tall grass they are too powerful and it turns into regular grass

4. add more lore to this thread

 

Solutions:
1. Steve's blood is readily available and the cut created by obtaining it heals immediately because he ate the leftover cake batter.
2. The wheat is prebaked and needs to be woven together to create a loaf of bread; steve can't eat the pre-baked wheat because it is too unfamiliar to him
3. That's not grass, that's a copious amount of flower stems
4. A long time ago in a land far far away

 

a single netherite block weighs 18,915 pounds a stack of them weighs 1,210,560 pounds, a shulker box full of stacks of netherite blocks weighs 32,685,120 pounds, and a full inventory of full shulkers of netherite blocks weighs 1,176,664,320 pounds and steve can carry that without even being slowed down or breaking a sweat. which means steve is at least 1/13597726 as powerful as Saitama aka one punch man. but since steve isn't even slowed down and is a video game character I imagine that he can carry literally infinite weight making him infinitely times stronger than Saitama physically, he just doesn't put his force into his punches

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phantoms are actually just illusions made by sleep deprivation because when you have a pet dog in Minecraft and try to make it attack a phantom it just ignores it, the phantom also ignores all mobs apart from the players. and you may say it cant be a hallucination if it does damage but actually, it has been medically proven that sleep deprivation can affect you both mentally (hallucinations) and physically hurt you (damage from phantoms) so phantoms are actually just hallucinations made by steve when he gets sleep deprivation

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how do mushrooms grow in the nether... well let me ask you something. whose souls are in soul sand? COWS, that's right if you break soul sand it makes a cowbell sound, and what likes to hitch rides on the backs of cows THAT'S RIGHT MUSHROOMS meaning cows migrated from the overworld bringing mushrooms with them. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE... giant mushrooms are the only natural living blocks that are fireproof besides NETHER FUNGI LIKE WARPED TREES!!! MEANING maybe the mushrooms originated in the nether and the cows went to the nether and brought back the mushrooms to the overworld. WAIT THE COWS MUST COME FROM THE NETHER AS WELL, and entered the overworld through the ruined portals

 

wait up, i just wanna say number 2 with the phantoms are brilliant

DUDE BOVEMISM THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM, COWS

 

phantoms being hallucinations makes perfect sense, since you do actually hallucinate when extremely sleep deprived!

 

exactly how do zombies drown and become drowned's if they are supposedly undead creatures, why would they need oxygen in the first place, THEY'RE DEAD. it also stands to reason their lungs have already gotten rotted and fallen apart so how does that work?

 

because
they've drowned

 

THEY CANT DROWN, THEY'RE ZOMBIES. THEY NEVER NEEDED OXYGEN

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kirby is an ameoba

 

The player also doesn’t need oxygen, you can stand in a 1x2x1 box filled with smoke and take no suffocation damage
You need air
Zombies also need air, they just don’t need oxygen

 

fair point BBUUTTT... kirby is still an ameoba