Lore/Story Salted X Grian X Jumla (friendship)

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It was a dark and stormy night in the province of wynn, when suddenly out of the darkness burst a figure, a creeper, running from a large number of guards. This creeper has just spilled coffee on some very important paperwork, which is considered a crime of the highest magnitude. As he made his escape, suddenly a large, imposing figure blocked his path. A cow, in full plate armor. This creeper knew what he had done and simply stopped running.

Later that night in the jail, the creeper encountered another man, also in jail. A human, of unspecified features. "What are you in here for," Jumla asked, being the creeper. "I just get creative inspiration being in different places, I figured I'd never been to jail so I asked them to let me in" the man replied, his name being Grian. "What did you do to get here" Grian inquired. "I uh... Spilled some coffee on some very important paperwork" jumla replied, clearly embarrassed. As the two of them sat there in awkward silence, a noise of steel and iron clashing came from deeper within the prison. A cow burst into the room, quickly used his keys, and told them "Run, some of our most dangerous criminals are escaping, this is no place for you two".

As jumla and grian were escorted to the gate by the cow, they had realized it was too late, and the gate had already shut. "Quickly, come with me to the guard quarters," the cow said, before looking down and realizing he had a rope suddenly tied around him. Another, equally buff cow, was standing there, tying the knot, as he gagged the guard and moved on. "You two, you aren't guards, are you prisoners too" the cow, being salted, asked? "uh... Uhm... yes... I... I mean we are" Grian nervously stuttered. "Good, then you can witness the downfall of this corrupt city, and the birth of a new city by MY hands" Salted said, revealing his name to the reader.

A few hours later, after the escape of the prisoners, the city was in chaos. Jumla and Grian had been following Salted around, feeling they really didn't have a choice. As they stormed the castle (stormed being a harsh word, really they just watched Salted storm it basically by himself) they burst into the throne room to witness a king, a penguin, holding another cow hostage. "You step any closer Salted, and you will witness me slay your beloved cow bride" the penguin threatened. "Who? I'm unmarried and have been in prison for the past 4 years. That isn't even a cow person, that's just a regular cow. What are you doing, do you really think that will stop me" salted simply replied, as he moved towards the king with lightning speed. Salted, in a few blows, had defeated the evil penguin king, and all without any unneeded violence.

As the crowd gathered around the palace where they had previously watched the evil king give his tyrical speeches, salted stood there, a new flag in hand, and roared to the crowd "Hello people of this fine city, today, I have defeated, with the aide of my friends here, the corrupt king. Today is a new era, a new time, for this city of... (he thought for a few seconds) DETLAS. No longer will you be forced to go to bed at 9 PM, and no longer will you be forced to attend 1 social gathering a week. I am your new king, and with my two closest advisors here, we will make this city a better place.

The rest, you see, is history.

 

and then sirkiddo got banned for documenting this too closely

 

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now that i'm reading it again the grammar is beyond tragic, literally unplayable

 

please stop :C

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also wrong your smh how did you manage that

 

pretty easily actually. I simply did not check if I was using the correct your.

 

i see
will you change it or not? my eyes hurt :C

 

lovely friendship

 

well now that you asked, no.

 

ok thank you

 

absolutely amazing (gotta admit that i really only read the first two sentences lol)

 

This should be required reading in high school