Protect the Sandwich 2

Okay.

So.

A little over a year ago, there was a forum game made by @Aquivorous called "Experiment: Protect The Sandwich",

Spoiler: Link to the first game

https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/experiment-protect-the-sandwich.289536/

and in that game, the goal was to protect a sandwich at all costs, using increasingly outlandish means of defense. I personally found this game very fun, and so did many others, as it lasted for four months and 243 protections of the sandwich. Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, and the thread died in August 2021.
I decided that I want to attempt to bring this game back, but with a twist. In the first game, there was one sandwich. In this game, there are two sandwiches.
The rules are as follows:

There are two sandwiches, but these are not just sandwiches, these are THE Sandwiches. Wars have been fought for these Sandwiches. And your goal is to protect the Sandwiches.

You can do almost anything you want to protect the Sandwich, but there are a few rules.
-You may not eat the Sandwiches.
-There must be a way for someone to get them. Always. Use of inside jokes for this is cheating. You are not allowed to prevent specific people from taking the Sandwiches either, everyone must be able to take the sandwich.
-NEVER SAY NO. This is an Improv-style game, and saying no ruins it. But no abusing this either- people who blatantly disregard others' posts because "the rules say never say no" are cheaters and frowned upon. I guess the real rule is NEVER SAY NO WITHIN REASON.
-You must describe how you take a Sandwich, you may not say something along the lines of "I take Sandwich A.", you must actually counter the defenses placed on the sandwich."
-You must state which sandwich you are taking, Sandwich A or Sandwich B.
-You may not take both sandwiches in the same reply. You cannot take both sandwiches in two back-to-back replies either. If you take a sandwich, someone else must take a sandwich before you can take a sandwich again.

Other than that, there is no real cap on what you can do, In the first game, there was necromancy, immortal armies clashing, and even Club Penguin Island.

Alright. Let's begin. You play the game by describing what actions you take to take/protect the Sandwiches, like this:

I observe the sandwiches from a distance. They are sitting on pedestals in a field, 100 meters apart, completely open for anyone to take.

 

I get Engineer form Team Fortress 2 to a level 3 sentry in front of the sandwiches (and a Dispenser nearby as well).

 

I add killer potatoes(tm) to further protect the sandwich

 

I send a swarm of approximately 3 million seagulls to steal Sandwich B, to ensure that there are simply too many to be killed. I then take Sandwich B, throw it in a lake, and get a dozen nuclear submarines to fire at anyone trying to take the Sandwich.

 

since im an enderman i tp to the bottom of the lake and get sandwich b, then tp out before the submarines can dete-

oh wait endermen are weak to water
*dead enderman noises*

TAKE TWO
i now have a hazmat suit or smth
i teleport to the bottom of the lake, grab sandwich b, and teleport out

then i go to the end and drop sandwich b into the void, where it falls endlessly

ha you can't get it now
right?

RIGHT?

 

I use an army of 1 million bees to steal sandwich A, I then put it into the 4th minecraft dimension I built

 

I speedrun to the end and jump into the void where Sandwich B was dropped. I use items with high health regen to survive the void. Since players fall faster than items in Minecraft, I eventually catch up to the sandwich and pick it up. I simply hold the sandwich as I plummet further into the abyss.

 

I come along with a slime block flying machine and yoink Sandwich B from Penguinboy4 while he continues to plummet into the void. After a long time my machine hits the outer end islands where I hide it in the top of a end city protected by 5 legions of shulkers at my command.

Thus ended Penguinboy4

Or so Ocleot_tamer776 thought…

 

you fool
the leader of the 5 legions of the shulkers were my childhood pets, and you are not their true leader!
they let me in and gave me the sandwich
now I, ENDERAE, am protected by the might of the end

the whole end stands at my command
and in the treasury, most prized of all, is Sandwich B

theres no way yall can get it

fools.

 

YES, IT RETURNS!

I hack into your computer to find out how to access the 4th dimension, then I build the portal, enter it, and take Sandwich A. I use a machine to bring it to life. I then hire him for my secret agent organization, giving him a fedora and teaching him how to fight. Finally, I send him to the end of A Hunter’s Calling, as the final boss after Aledar and Tasim.

DOO-BEE-DOO-BEE-DO-BAH!
DOO-BEE-DOO-BEE-DO-BAH!
DOO-BEE-DOO-BEE-DO-BAH!
DOO-BEE-DOO-BEE-DO-BAH!
SAMMY!
HE’S A SEMI-EDIBLE, MEAT-FILLED MEAL OF ACTION!
HE’S A GRAINY LITTLE LUNCH-FOOD WHO NEVER FLINCHED FROM A FRAY!
HE’S GOT MORE THAN JUST MAD SKILL, HE’S GOT A TOMATO AND SOME DILL!
AND THE WOMEN SWOON WHENEVER THEY HEAR HIM SAY (*awkward silence*)
HE’S SAMMY!
SAMMY THE SANDWICH!
SAMMY!
AGENT S!

 

I share my love with the sandwiches

 

Since I have been falling through the void for a few days, and since I have reached the point of the void that is a vacuum, I have managed to gain an absurd amount of speed. Taping a stack of LE to my shoes, I have turned myself into a nuke. I teleport to the AHC fight and hit the ground with such force that I not only create a large crater in Detlas, I also detonate the 64 LE, instantly killing Aledar, Tasim, and the machine making Sandwich A into Agent S. I take the charred remains of sandwich A and put it in the bunker under the White House, guarded by the entire U.S. Military.

 

By going to the AHC fight with Aledar and Tasim and inspecting the large crater in the midsts of detlas, I am able to pinpoint the location of where Penguinboy4(who i will refer to as you) landed. By sniffing around with my dog for crumbs of your skin cells(which we found in the air when you exploded out of detlas), we are able to see exactly where you went to hide the sandwich. Once me and my good boy locate where the sandwich is, my dog jacky will distract the guards by being very cute whilst I tunnel underground with my Tier 7 Gathering Pickaxe to steal the sandwich. I then replace the sandwich with a decoy sandwich and fill in the tunnel by right clicking on the ground with cobblestone from the quest The Shadow of the Beast. After using a Lutho teleport scroll, I go to the secret discovery spot of A Wynnic Excavation and avoid triggering the cutscene of the ugly miners finding and then prompty hiding the 4 crystals. I avoid said cutscene by using the 5th crystal, which I only have because I blew up the location of the original 5th crystal after finding it. I hide sandwich A behind the crystals and use another Lutho Teleport scroll to escape. I then proceed to spam /kill a bunch of times and then grab my morph set. After that, I fly over to the AHC fight with Aledar and Tasim again and create another explosion to blow up Aledar and Tasim once more on my Shaman class, which makes me die and drop the 5th crystal since I was low on soul points. The 5th crystal then will get destroyed by the explosion. Now no one can approach sandwich A since if they try to approach the sandwich, they will be forced into a cutscene!

 

I add another cutscene to the sandwich

 

Well, now I have a massive military at my command.
I send the U.S. Military into the end, with me as their leader. We locate where Sandwich B is kept in the Treasury of the End Legions, and go towards it. The battle is long and brutal, and ends in a stalemate. However, while all the fighting occurs, I sneak into the vault, kill the guards and steal Sandwich B.
I go to Lake Baikal, which is 1620 meters deep, throw Sandwich B into the deepest point of the lake and use ice magic to turn all the water into unmeltable ice.

 

I add more killer potatoes(tm) to protect the lake with sandwich B

 

In the dead of night I loged into wynncraft on a level 50 class and start the “Frost Bite” quest. When I get to the part where you gain the stick covered in the special lava that can melt through any ice, I use my latest technology to take it out of the game into real life. Then, under the cover of darkness I sneak past the killer potatoes and melt through the ice silently. I yoink sandwich B just as I am spotted by a patrolling killer potato. Luckily, before it could call for help a whipped up a potato cutter and turned him into french frys. I leap up out of the 1620 meter deep lake, with sandwich B in my possession. Knowing that once the potatoes had realized what I had done they would be out for vengeance, I hid sandwich B inside a Mic Donald’s with a special deal on: Free French frys with any* purchase! That way when any potato came near, they would be turned into French frys in a instant. With my foolproof plan set to keep potatoes out, now I needed to keep other people out too. So I did what any normal person who is defending a sandwich from everyone in the universe does. I summoned a huge demon lord to guard over the Mic Donald’s. It might avert customers, but at least nobody would be able to get to the sandwich now. Right???

*other deals may not be used with this purchase.

what did I just write

 

Hmm, Sandwich A is guarded by two cutscenes, eh?
I create a hardcore class and level it to level 100. I then go to the location of the secret discovery at 1 hp. Since I am near death on a hardcore class, my wifi dies. I get 37,129 ping and can easily lag through the cutscenes. I take Sandwich A, drink a potion, and leave.
I put Sandwich A in a container. To open the container, you must kill 100 dogs. There is no way to open or break the container without killing 100 dogs.

 

whoever gets sandwich A now is a sociopath and we will all agree to ban him from wynn
/hj
edit: wiat im an enderman
i teleport inside the container w/o having to kill a 100 dogs, im not opening or breaking it
i grab sandwich A and take it back to the Enderian Kingdom, guarding it with thousands upon thousands of heavily geared enderman commandos with shulkers as well
the sandwich is located on a floating platform in the void in a bugged chunk, duplicating the guards every milisecond
...
oh and i put a slice of chorus fruit in the sandwich
yall now have to mention chorus fruit every time you do smth related to sandwich A

 

Damn this was a good game icl

I go to the Mc Donald's (where sandwich B is located) and point out that the ice cream machine is broken. The demon Lord is embarrassed and goes to fix it, and whilst he does this I use a mechanical arm to snatch sandwich B away.

I run away to a multi-tiered base made of food - sweets, cheese, steak, huge amounts of vegetables and peri-peri sauce (all foods chosen to repulse certain people). Inside the base there is a dog sitting on a weighted pressure plate. If the sandwich is taken an anvil will drop and kill the dog. Can you bring yourself to kill it?