Bullshit Your Way To Victory

I take the city

 

Unfortunately for you again Mardeknius, I am not fighting hard for this city. I'm so offended by your offer of a truce that I choose to let Potatomancer have access to my universe class toddlers.

 

I take the city

 

With the universal class toddlers, I use them to spawn camp everyone who isn’t @MlecznyHuxel99, @TheAckening, or me
I use an uno reverse card on the creator of this thread to take his immortality from him, giving it to me, and then kill him by throwing a potato at him. He is now forced to suffer the endless spawn camps by the universal toddlers. I then uno reverse myself, bestowing the immortality into a rock, which can’t be possessed, so you can’t just possess a rock for immortality.
Also @MlecznyHuxel99 gets to keep the city because he can lol

 

I live in the city and eat cookies

 

You fool! I had set my spawnpoint, using a bed, far away from the toddlers. Pigeonus gives me a cloak of pigeons to wear at all times which prevents any harm from befalling me and cannot be removed or destroyed, and I take the city.

Those cookies? They were actually poisoned by yours truly, and so when you eat them you experience vivid hallucinations that @Potatomancer is your enemy, and you convince him to give you his immortality. You then kill him, and he respawns back at the toddlers, who haven't seen him in so long that they forgot he wasn't an enemy and kill him. I then take the city.


I also make a Narrative Restructuring Device, which - through its pataphysical powers - can survive narrative resets.

 

You literally said that I am immortal now so I walk into your throne room and YEEEEEEET you into the sky, to galaxy far far away (aka Star Wars universe), now you are stuck there
I also revive @Potatomancer and we rule the city together, our combined powers cant be beaten alone so L for you

 

The toddlers wouldve speedran to your bed anyway, and even then, they knew your actual spawnpoint via angle relationships.
So anyway, I create flying potatoes to go to said galaxy far far away, and they force set your spawn there, and only your spawn. They then kill you repeatedly

 

I definitely didn't attempt to make an alt on the forums and @Marddeknius is definitely not an account but anyway I'm not alone I work with Pigeonus and escape, dethroning you by lifting the entire city using pigeons into the Star Wars universe.

 

I kill you with my lightsaber and take the city

 

bovinefeces your way to vicotry

 

I kill you, gg ez

 

Oh shoot I didn't realise this was back
I lure you out of the city with cake, before taking it for myself

 

I lure YOU out of the city and take it for myself.

 

Unfortunately, I rigged the entire city to explode if someone else takes it, leaving me free to claim the ruins after you blow up

 

I give @Sir_Doomed more explosives to rig the city with.
I also give him a potato

 

I lure you all with 69 cookies to the city, when it explode I take your life essence and use it to rebuild the city

 

I put the explosives potato gave me in the potato, then infiltrate the city and become your personal chef, eventually serving you the exploding potato.
After your "Tragic Accident", I'm proclaimed leader of the city by sheer virtue of my cooking skills.

 

I say no and take the city

 

:)