What If Gameplay translated to lore?

What do you think would happen if things such as levels, gameplay mechanics, and other things such as hp or damage translated into the lore? I think it would be funny to see some random lutho citizen beating up bob's reincarnation in a 1v1

 

Doguns team together to beat up the Eye and rid the world of corruption

 

A couple average TCC mobs ravage the province of Wynn, killing everything in their path including both Bob and the Corrupter of Worlds, tearing down WynnExcavation in seconds, and casually slaughtering the population of most Wynnic cities

 

tourotos would become unkillable gods that can survive any attack

 

Spoiler: My list (quite long)

- Bob takes on the Legendary Island challenge only to be easily defeated by a robotic mummy

- Local Ahmsord citizen causes a massacre throughout Detlas and other Wynnic cities

- If they wanted to, a group of four with Alkas can tear down a massive stone colossus (TCC) and beat up the god of light (Orphion), with both “fights” each taking less than a minute

- Qira sends one of her hive drones out to scout an area, said hive drone gets distracted and somehow causes a rampage throughout the Wynn Plains of all places

- Crazed madman (Amadel) combines 4 crystals and gains ultimate power, only to be killed by an angry orange fluffball

- Dr. Legendary’s own mechs escape Legendary Island, which makes Corkus declare a lockdown

- Lari gets mad at a warrior, the warrior then obliterates her using a special cosmic spear

- The King of Thanos does not move a single muscle as an archer kills the king’s guardsmen in front of him

- A single Dragonling mob from the Sky Islands massacres Bak'al's corrupted army

- A cata user who sometimes overdoses on a combination of scrolls, food, and potions breaks into Qira's chamber and claws her to death

- (from 1.19) Lone archer defeats a thousand-strong army consisting of high-level mercenaries, bishops, rangers, honor guards, etc (including a few of Wynn's strongest beings) while fighting in front of the literal portal to Dern

 

Secret A Journey Further ending if you throw a Soul Point bomb

 

Yahya - The Final Form

 

Fruma is a super disappointing province because everyone there is literally lvl 1 and can be beaten by your average Ragni sewer rat.

 

frumas power would be super inconsistant as heck
the people near ragni outskirts would be level 1
the soldiers at the fruman prison would be at the level 20s range
but then the soldiers at the front gate would be level 60

 

i mean, thats not any stranger than the levels in gavel or wynn

 

and then the people within fruma are like level 100

 

Disguising yourself as anything other then a cow during cow fusion results in some.. Rather odd interactions.

 

Instead of Axelus dying, the player just gives him a healing potion

 

Yall are forgetting the highest level entity in game clocking in at level 999999 (if I am correct)

Yayha's final form would obliterate all life on that plain of existence, the next, and probably another 6 or so further. Then he'd get mad that no more mushrooms existed and obliterate the entire multiverse

 

no

 

Yikes

 

Am dumb. Apologies

 

Yahya is level 9001, but Yahyabot is level 9002

 

Imagine a sentient floor spike (Stalagmite Cluster) killing the creature that has the potential to end the world (Corrupter of Worlds)

 

Bob’s death story is fake news. He actually died of hunger trying to damage a toronto bull.