Attack the Dummy!

I kiss the dummy

 

I throw him in the void

 

The Dummy screams and runs away into Andromeda. 140 Damage.

The Dummy falls endlessly. 150 Damage.

 

I commit warcrimes against the Dummy

 

I clone the dummy so many times that both the clones and the dummy collapse into a black hole

 

I give the dummy an extensive knowledge of history and falsely inform it that the United States of America won the war of 1812.

 

'The Police are after you man"
- Technoblade
130 Damage.

It's the year 2080. There is about 3 trillion Dummies in the world. Thousands of Dummies are cloned every second. Dummies are more com- WAIT IS THAT A BLACK HOLE
140 Damage.

The Dummy is now loyal to the U.S. 0 Damage. (did you really think that will really deal damage)

 

I enter the dummy into a history competition that it fails because it thinks the US won the war of 1812, causing it to become overwhelmed with despair.

 

Now that the dummy is loyal to the United States, I tell it why cars are bad and why European infrastructure is so much better, causing it to become so angry it jumps into a black hole.

 

BRUH I’M STILL #1 *we’re number 1 starts playing softly*
I drop kick the dummy while my servants kick the dummy’s nuts 1k times
@Jackkoh you virgin

 

Mom I got an .... F?????
130 Damage.

Not again... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
140 Damage.

ew why
100 Damage because NSFW

 

I convince the dummy that nitroglycerin is edible, then get it a job as a fire-eater.

 

I take the dummy into a parallel universe and destroy that universe.

 

The Dummy's insides are burnt to ashes! 140 Damage.

The entire universe is deleted and so did the Dummy. 180 Damage.

 

I take the dummy to a different universe, where I combine every star in the universe to create a massive star, octillions, perhaps nonillions of times larger than our sun, before making the star go supernova in the largest explosion the multiverse has ever seen.

 

The Dummy now has a Light Defense against Supernovas, Black Holes, Antimatters, and Galactic Explosions.

 

I awaken the kraken, which eats the dummy.

 

i lick the dummy's toes

 

Sorry for the late reply guys!

You still manage to deal 110 Damage despite the Light Protection.

The Kraken devours the Dummy in a fraction of a second. 140 Damage.

The Dummy runs away, but is shocked. 110 Damage.

 

I transport the dummy into a pacman game, where it is the player.