Attack the Dummy!

I enter Mastered Super Saiyan mode (permanent boost yes?) then..
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!44!

 

I trap the dummy in a relativity chamber that slows down time so that billions of years pass in minutes. 2 minutes later, the dummy emerges to find that the sun has expanded into a red giant, consuming the earth and the dummy.

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Also can you show how much damage the dummy has taken in the rules? Currently it's 3170 as of this post.

 

I cast Psiodyne on it.

 

The Dummy asks you to stop screaming. 80 Damage.

The Dummy melts into oblivion, dealing 150 Damage.

If you really want to, but it'll be too much work for a statistic that doesn't matter much.

Extreme Damage! 110 Damage.

 

Wtf go watch dragon ball

 

I decline.

 

I force you and the dummy to watch db

 

I lure the dummy into a volcano using a "free cake!" sign

 

The Dummy moans and watches the entire series. 90 Damage.

Here's some free cake! Take th- *melts* 110 Damage.

 

I cut the dummy 69 times

 

I convince the dummy to go skydiving, then 'forget' to pack the parachute.

 

Cultural Cutting. 100 Damage.

The Dummy falls, convinced that he has a parachute. But when he tries to open the parachute, it's too late... 110 Damage.

 

I yeet a bomb that is 1.9935621+e512 times as powerful as the Tsar Bomba at the dummy.

 

I yeet a bomb thats 2x more powerful then @Penguinboy4's bomb

 

I remove the dummy's ability to stop eating, then give it an infinite supply of fudge.

 

110 Damage.

140 Damage.

"I wanna stop eating... *vomits* *burps*"
130 Damage. (mostly due to it is basically a parody of Matilda)

 

I place a chunk of antimatter that has quadruple the mass of the dummy on the dummy.

 

I tie the dummy up and put it on the conveyor belt at a spam factory.

 

I use full melee singularity build and then spam the dummy >)

 

The Dummy is obliterated into a million pieces, beyond what pure force can do. 150 Damage.

The Dummy is cooked into a Spam! Tasty yum yum spam. 130 Damage.

Singularity. Best wand mythic. 100 Damage.