Attack the Dummy!

Title. This is like the ChaoS game, but the Dummy cannot die, and the amount of damage you deal is going to be added and put onto the Leaderboards!
A few rules/tips:

• The Dummy cannot die, even if he was ripped to pieces/thrown into a black hole. He will ALWAYS make it out alive no matter what.
• I will reply to attack comments at least once a day, excluding Weekends when I take a break from "serious" forum-ing. (That also means that you can only attack once a day, and if you miss a day then you will not be awaited for, and you will be skipped in the reply.)
• Helping the Dummy isn't allowed. (Giving him a force-field, curing him from a venom, etc)
  
• The Damage values can be "Mental" damages as well. (Making him watch a video of a person saying "amogus" for an hour, rickrolling him, etc, will all deal "Mental" damage.)
  
• The Dummy can develop resistances against an attack if the attack has been used more than once.
• Try avoiding long attack messages, like the ones here which @Seraphine_pawn used on the ChaoS thread..
  I will only count the first attack.
  
  Spoiler: Please don't do this 1

  With the power of Darth Plagueis the wise, i ask him if he knows about the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise.
  Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself. - @Seraphine_pawn
  Spoiler: Please don't do this 2

  I sing spooky scary skeletons while watching a youtube video with someone saying amogus 69 times(earrape btw) at the toilet while taking a shit at 4:20 am and summon the strange, shadowy and omnipotent being called "Your Mom" as it slaps the skeleton 69420 times with a slipper, a hanger and a chair and he becomes unconscious and wakes up in my basement with agonizing screams from the orphans i took. He also has a big, pink, sausage and eggs stick thingy at his mouth and a gimp costume. He is also tied up and a gay person with abs is slapping him with a whip every second. The strange being called "Your Mom" then screams so loud that the entire country of ligma shook and broke all of the skeleton's bones. I then inject the skeleton with the bone decease called sigma dn, a very fatal and nutty decease. He reaches stage 69 and melts very slowly. The orphans eat it alive and the almighty flying spaghetti monster curses the skeleton with CDs. Shaggy then obliterates the ugly spooky skeleton with 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his fake power and bully maguire uses his epic sith powers and the high ground to spray sand in its eyes which deal 694206942069420694206942069420 true dmg, which is only a fraction of the lord bully maguire's fake power. Dom then says family 9001 times which is over 9000 and is therefore stronger than the omnipotent and immortal goku who has a power level of over 9000. The skeleton then kills john wick's dog which is very cute uwu but john wick wants revenge and 1 taps everyone in fiction except Ramen Lord Teuchi who is above everything. - @Seraphine_pawn

And that's about it! I hope that @Skylaar won't make me close this game... xD

Spoiler: Killer Ranks

0 Damage - Apprentice
100 Damage - Amateur
300 Damage - Hunter
500 Damage - Skilled
750 Damage - Professional
1,200 Damage - Captain
1,500 Damage - Assassin
2,200 Damage - Strategist
3,000 Damage - Torturer
5,000 Damage - Slayer
7,500 Damage - Reaper
12,000 Damage - Lunatic
15,000 Damage - Demon

Spoiler: Leaderboards

#1: Assassin @Seraphine_pawn , 1525 Damage

#2: Captain @Sir_Doomed , 1380 Damage

#3: Professional @HalfX , 1180 Damage

#4: Professional @Skylaar , 955 Damage

#4: Hunter @Penguinboy4 , 690 Damage

#5: Hunter @Kokomi~ , 310 Damage

#6: Amateur @ThedumbOX , 140 Damage

#7: Amateur @The_Red_Moon , 110 Damage

#8: Apprentice @Potatomancer , 60 Damage

Spoiler: Protection of The Dummy

Very Heavy (80%, Please don't):
Heavy (60%, Stop using these attacks):
Moderate (40%, Not effective):
Light (25%, Not recommended): Supernovas, Black Holes, Antimatters, and Galactic Explosions.
Very Light (10%, Slight warning):

 

Theoretically, due to the multiverse theory, there is a universe in which I make you shut down this game. I send the dummy to that universe.

 

hm
so this is the other universe
but anyway
You send to the universe when the Dummy is supposed to get deleted. But the Dummy runs away out of the universe, but is lethally shocked. 80 Damage!

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also changed rule to "at least once per day" because I'm bored and might want to do this more than once per day

 

Added some more rules

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I scream dummy thicc at the dummy for being a baka and i manage to make a hate relationship and turn into a snake because the dummy likes snakes and the dummy picks it up and i transform back and say "BLEGGGHHH it's me!" And i proceed to stab the dummy.

 

You have written a long sentence. So, I only counted the following phrase:
I scream dummy thicc at the dummy for being a baka and i manage to make a hate relationship.
The Dummy is heart-broken as the dummy has not done anything and some random guy insults him. 60 Damage!

 

I turn to a snake and the dummy picks me up and i turn back to hooman form and scream "BELDBDOSNAKANWK IT'S ME" and stab him in the head while shooting it with a glock

 

Eh, that's pretty much one attack.
You do some serious ripping and tearing with the stabbing and shooting. 115 Damage!

 

I rip off the dummy's arm and beat it over the head with it

 

i grab the praetor armor from DOOM ETERNAL and i RIP AND TEAR the helpless dummy. Then i grab the BIG FUCKING GUN 9000 and shoot it at the dummy.

 

As the Dummy is made of fabric and wood, the arm isn't very damaging. You deal 70 Damage just because you ripped its arm.

This is multiple attacks.
only "i grab the praetor armor from DOOM ETERNAL and i RIP AND TEAR the helpless dummy." will count.
The poor Dummy is ripped into a thousand pieces, dealing 130 Damage.

 

I summon Bully Maguire to spray sand in the dummy’s eyes with 0.1% of his power.

 

Oof, Sand in your eyes. The Dummy feels extreme pain as sand trickles down the Dummy's eyeballs. 80 Damage.

 

i slap the dummy with a pink stick thing with 2 balls and shove it down its throat

 

ChaoS Players should enjoy this game too
@TS_potato @Kokomi~ @Potatomancer @Tsurumi

How specific. 50 Damage.

 

i scream ok boomer at the dummy

 

The Dummy gasps. 40 Damage.

 

i say ome wa mou shineiru and scream MUDA MUDA MUDA while punching the dummy to oblivion

 

I cil dumy

 

Punch, Punch, Kick, Punch! 80 Damage.

Very awesome grammar, gotta say. Simple and effective! 60 Damage.