ChaoS - A Boss Fight Game?

I summon the moon from Majora's Mask and launch it into it.

 

@Skylaar (10chars)

 

@Skylaar (10CHARS)

 

Unfortunately, the bone is too thick to cut, so you only deal 40 damage.

A huge pink stick thing. Very specific. 60 damage.

The skeleton giant is furious at being banned, and takes 80 damage.

The acid might be more effective it the skeleton giant had anything other than bones, so it only deals 40 damage.

The direct approach: break one of its bones. Unfortunately, any one bone is tougher than your whole skeleton, so you barely make a dent. 30 damage.

Because why not crash the moon into a skeleton giant. I mean, we've probably already left the realm of plausibility anyway, so who cares! 70 damage!

Skeleton Giant: 1575/2000 HP

 

I launch an artillery strike on the skeleton

 

hmm
I put it inside a grave

 

I sing spooky scary skeletons while watching a youtube video with someone saying amogus 69 times(earrape btw) at the toilet while taking a shit at 4:20 am and summon the strange, shadowy and omnipotent being called "Your Mom" as it slaps the skeleton 69420 times with a slipper, a hanger and a chair and he becomes unconscious and wakes up in my basement with agonizing screams from the orphans i took. He also has a big, pink, sausage and eggs stick thingy at his mouth and a gimp costume. He is also tied up and a gay person with abs is slapping him with a whip every second. The strange being called "Your Mom" then screams so loud that the entire country of ligma shook and broke all of the skeleton's bones. I then inject the skeleton with the bone decease called sigma dn, a very fatal and nutty decease. He reaches stage 69 and melts very slowly. The orphans eat it alive and the almighty flying spaghetti monster curses the skeleton with CDs. Shaggy then obliterates the ugly spooky skeleton with 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his fake power and bully maguire uses his epic sith powers and the high ground to spray sand in its eyes which deal 694206942069420694206942069420 true dmg, which is only a fraction of the lord bully maguire's fake power. Dom then says family 9001 times which is over 9000 and is therefore stronger than the omnipotent and immortal goku who has a power level of over 9000. The skeleton then kills john wick's dog which is very cute uwu but john wick wants revenge and 1 taps everyone in fiction except Ramen Lord Teuchi who is above everything.

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Why have i done this

 

I summon the entire Jostar family who attack it with their Stands/Hamon.

 

I send an m10 brigade and they spray him with HEAT shells and .50 cals for the next hour.

 

I rickroll it

 

I hardly doubt that Skylaar will read through all this mess

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no not again

 

I turn its leg bones into noodles

 

um @Skylaar
we want to destroy

 

Unfortunately, the strike does little, only dealing 70 damage.

The skeleton giant takes 60 damage. However, the next attack will miss.

This attack misses due to the skeleton giant being trapped inside a grave.

Tfw I don't watch Jojo
The Jostars deal a combined 80 damage!

Somehow, the giant holds up against this ridiculous bombardment, and only takes 60 damage.

The skeleton giant remembers the last time it was rickrolled, and refuses to fall for it this time.

Through the power of alchemy, you transform the giant's leg bones into noodles, causing it to instantly collapse and take 90 damage!

Skeleton Giant: 1215/2000 HP

 

@Seraphine_pawn im sorry I cancelled your attack

 

I summon a bunch of tyranids to eat its noodle legs

 

BRUH

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I sing spooky scary skeletons in earrape while screaming MAMMAAAAAAAA while watching a youtube video with someone saying amogus 69 times in 3 am with a shadowy being beating him up(earrape btw) at the toilet while taking a shit at 4:20 am and summon the strange, shadowy and omnipotent being called "Your Mom" as it slaps the skeleton 69420 times with a slipper, a hanger and a chair and he becomes unconscious and wakes up in my basement with agonizing screams from the orphans i took. He also has a big, pink, sausage and eggs stick thingy at his mouth and a gimp costume. He is also tied up and a gay person with abs is slapping him with a whip every second. The strange being called "Your Mom" then screams so loud that the entire country of ligma shook and broke all of the skeleton's bones. I then inject the skeleton with the bone decease called sigma dn, a very fatal and nutty decease. He reaches stage 69 and melts very slowly. The orphans eat it alive and the almighty flying spaghetti monster curses the skeleton with CDs. Shaggy then obliterates the ugly spooky skeleton with 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his fake power and bully maguire uses his epic sith powers and the high ground to spray sand in its eyes which deal 694206942069420694206942069420 true dmg, which is only a fraction of the lord bully maguire's fake power. Dom then says family 9001 times which is over 9000 and is therefore stronger than the omnipotent and immortal goku who has a power level of over 9000. The skeleton then kills john wick's dog which is very cute uwu but john wick wants revenge and 1 taps everyone in fiction except Ramen Lord Teuchi who is above everything.

 

I make it do online class for 10 hours

 

I turn the giant into a sussy impostor

 

Did you watch Odd Taxi?