Bullshit Your Way To Victory | 3 D* |

While you two are dueling over the leadership position, I bribe all the bureaucrats (but not the guards) to secretly follow my orders instead, making you a symbolic head of state and me the head of government.
I now own run the city.

 

I leave the city for 500 years, by which you have completely forgotten about me. I then return with a massive robot army that I spent all that time building, before destroying all resistance and replacing the leader with an artificially intelligent supercomputer that has complete control over every aspect of the city.

 

I don't come back to the city for 1000000000000^1000000 years, by which time you've gotten bored of the city and the supercomputer has fallen into ruin, and I take over the city.

 

You underestimate my power to nolife things, I don't even realise you've left...
I still have the city btw.

 

I use power of friendship to get city

 

The piranhas gore you without hesitation. I tip-toe around your body and into the city, which is defended by... time. And Mardeknius. Who I send into a pit-trap that was always there, obviously, check the first post. With nobody left between me and my prize, I take the city.

 

I use my pit-trap escaping mechanism which I've had since the beginning (obviously, check my first post), to escape it. I then fight you using my jump build, which makes the duel take 15 hours (trust me I've stretched out a fight for 13 minutes and I can do it for a lot longer), and then you get tired, and then you die of exhaustion. I then take over the city.
What stealing ideas from Dumbledore vs Grindelwald in Harry Potter?

 

I create a ceiling of barrier blocks above you, so when you try fighting me you hit your head against the barrier and knock yourself out until the end of time(It was a very bad injury)
I then take over the city and defend it with an infinitely thick wall of candyfloss.
Look, candyfloss is easy to mass-produce, okay?

 

I take my seperate copy of myself that has been in another universe the whole time (you can look at my first comment it's definetely been there the whole time (@hmtn you don't know the POWER you've given me thanks for the idea)). If it doesn't take you an infinite amount of time to set up a wall of candyfloss (if it does, I get through it before it's finished) then it doesn't take me an infinite amount of time to get through the wall. I then wake up (since I've hit my head on barriers before and didn't even take damage so that's a lie), and double-team you and kill you, and then take over the city.

 

Only one person can own the city (Obviously, check the first post), so you destroy each other after I manage to escape, after which I return and take over the city.

 

no we dont
one of us goes back to the seperate dimension
you can't control me
I then take the city

 

Well, you didn't specify you retook the city, so its still mine.
You made the rule, I'm just playing by it.

 

What do you mean it says that I did right there

 

Because you can retroactively change the past, I change it so that your clone never existed, and cast you out of reality before you wake up.
This is getting out of hand...

 

In doing this, you create a paradox that destroys you and undoes everything you did, and I'm now the owner of the city.

 

Removing everything I did changes reality so drastically that the city now contains a machine that accidentally resurrects me, before destroying itself in a warp rift that sucks you in as well, after which I take the city.

 

I nuke the city 53 times. Since the bs guards are now reduced to atoms, I take the city for no reason whatsoever.

 

I take city

 

I take city from u

 

I acquire the city from thou.