Experiment: Protect The Sandwich

Why did you spend your time on making this???
You win.

 

I have not won, the sandwich may still be obtained through the power of B.S.

 

I break physics and it causes space itself to unwarp somehow, the pawns turn completely immortal with no hope of destroying or shattering them. They get anti-kb and imprison the penguins in the hottest place in the whole multi-verse. I then take the sandwich and put it in a pedestal with snipers, a cute dog and fred the roomba... like the olden' days

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I also rekt the sandwich bringer

 

Entry XVIII
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Everything is going according to my plan. The Elite Penguin Force and I have safely arrived at Club Penguin Island, shielded by the hottest place in the universe. I station myself atop the lighthouse and wait for my master plan to unfold.

You see, the Sandwich-Bringer had a failsafe, if it got rekt, an invisible force would travel towards the sandwich and yoink it. The force started by picking up Fred, and bringing him somewhere safe. Then, it broke the sniper's gun. Lastly, it took the sandwich and delivered it to me. I don't need to add any further defenses, because reaching the sandwich would require experiencing temperatures over 10^21 kelvins.

 

I take the sandwich

 

i use a dog and take the sandwich and i pet the dog 200000000000000909090902909109220820292029092028 google-plexian times and put a vicious ocelot, likr the old days

 

I take the sandwich again as there is no visible defense

 

i take the sandwich and eat it

 

forbidden by rule #1 i think

 

it’s not, it’s just in my stomach

 

I place down a command block which kills all other creatures except myself, and as the sandwich is not an entity it survives. I take the sandwich and put it inside a hole-less bedrock chamber that has walls 100 kilometers thick.

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anyways, my play should have killed you but the sandwich inside your stomach so yes @Seraphine_pawn

 

i eat the sandwich and i keep it in my stomach and i make myself immune to blades and surgical knives wnd needles cuz am scare

 

how'd you eat it it's in a bedrock chamber

 

i ate it duh

 

but I /kill ed you

 

yes but the sandwich was inside my stomach so i respawned with the sandwich

 

I put everyone in hardcore mode before, so you can't respawn. But that makes the sandwich unreachable... oh no

 

yes

 

uh
I access the player stats file, then revive you and give you so much food, that you throw up. As the sandwich is still "edible", the experiment isn't over.
I make a hole in the bedrock, and throw the sandwich into the void.

 

i uh, use a clutch glitch with ender pearls and i grab the sandwich and i glitch again and i eat the sandwich again but with many many copies