Bullshit Your Way To Victory | 3 D* |

i ping the owners and my trusty guild mates and have them group together a war team who demolish your tower and win the war, then set defences to max

 

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i solo the tower and 1-tap all ur guild mates and owners and make 2 quintillion towers with defences to max and guards to max.

 

summon eldritch horrors and feed them a infinite amount of cookies from my max angel 3k of each tower cookie clicker until they follow my command then i command them to destroy your towers and then i give hacks to every guard so they can tpaura bhop inf range hack on every single attacker(hypixel uhc style) with also a custom dagger with infinite earth dmg and 2 earth powder 6s for infinite quakes to one tap anything

 

Lmaooo, i bring every sky wars hacker with every hack (estimated population is 69420 googolplex) with inf earth def and 64 bit integer limit dmg (which the term inf maxes out) and take back my palace as i 1-tap everything.

 

Because the Server is inundated with so many hackers, Salted himself comes to ban each and every one of them.

 

Sob, but i still one tap @yy8erig and still own my palace eeeee

 

Yeah but I'm using toxo and poison you before you can one-tap me.

 

aaaa i respawn and gain invis and 1 tap u

 

I have a totem of undying so you can't 1-tap me, and I tp you into the void with a command block I found.

 

For some reason I can switch teleport with you so that now you are in the void and I own the palace and now I 1-tap all people bypassing totem of undying

 

Bro, your not me aaaa. Identity fraud??? Uwu
I take bak what was mine in the beginning

 

@Seraphine_pawn, I just take over the city, no explanation, and the piranhas have no more power so they can't stop me.

 

There is only one thing I can do...

MORE PIRANHAS!!!

 

I hold an election and win since I'm the only person eligible to vote left alive in the city, so I take over.
^^^ how to take over a city without powers

 

I uh, uh, stay in my palace to prepare for war. Also, almost done in fixing the Almighty Rick Roll. 60% of it is recovered rn

 

I use /clear @e Rick_Roll which destroys it.

 

So, you want reality to stay shattered and warped? So be it.

 

The piranhas, which cannot be killed in any way that matters, crtl-z @Mardeknius. On account of there not really being a city anymore, they also step in and resurrect it.

While the rest of you guys are fighting over the palace, I become a financial magnate and build myself an absurd fortune. With this money, I secretly finance an anti-monarchy revolution, and the citizens of the city blockade the royal quarters that you're all still dueling in.

They form a city council to govern the city, which I secretly control with my massive pile of money.

 

You under-estimate the power of the Empire. I grab my Red Light Saber and kill the anti-monarch revolutiin

 

I team up with Seraphine_pawn but betray him when the fighting is over...