Experiment: Protect The Sandwich

I rob the trade market, and pay the witch unimaginable amounts of money so that the curse is broken. I then wear nuclear explosion and heat resistant armor as I descend into the core of the earth. When I return, I get in a supermaneuverable air-defense fighter aircraft with the same technology as last time, with the addition of counter-anti-aircraft weaponry. I take down your aircraft in a swift attack, and I begin to circumnavigate the world until the sandwich is taken. I also have technology on the sandwich preventing it from being teleported.

 

I return to the witch, and tell her that she doesn’t need money. She’s a witch, she can’t buy anything with money she can’t do with magic. She gives me the money, and I give it back to the trade market. Thankful to me for recovering the money, all the rich people attack your plane with their multiple mythic weapons and give the sandwich to me. I have the witch put another curse on it. I then liquify it and put it in a bottle, and give it to the Liquid Merchant. You need 64 Sandwich Blocks to get it, and for a Sandwich Block you need 64 Sandwiches.

 

bruh i kept like 1m sandwiches with me when i made infinite sandwiches L, i then take the sandwich and put it in the vault of sandwiches with state-of-the-art technology that prevents teleportation, from the inside or the outside.
Also there is no war in Experiment: Protect the Sandwich
There is no war in Experiment: Protect the Sandwich
There is no war in Experiment: Protect the Sandwich
There is no war in Experiment: Protect the Sandwich
There is no war in Experiment: Protect the Sandwich
There is no war in Experiment: Protect the Sandwich
There is no war in Experiment: Protect the Sandwich
There is no war in Experiment: Protect the Sandwich
There is no war in Experiment: Protect the Sandwich
There is no war in Experiment: Protect the Sandwich
THERE IS NO WAR IN EXPERIMENT: PROTECT THE SANDWICH
T̷̡̢̟̟͕̠̹̼͔͑̀H̷͖̙͎̳͋Ĕ̸̢͇̱̒͌͂̋́̕R̸̛͍̝̲̞͖̫̠͕̘͌́̄̾̊̊͜E̸̢͎͊̈́̏ ̶̡͚̮͖͎̎̑͒͋̓̒̈́Í̷͉̺̃̽̔̓͘S̶̯͉̺̗͖̞͔͚͖̃̀̐̑̍͆̽̚͝͠ ̵̡̧͎̭͓̺̹͕̒Ň̴̳̠ͅO̸̗͍̅͒̚͝ ̶̢̡̛̭̙̳̜̬̦́̉͗̈́͜W̷̹̙͔̝̏͆͗͒̅̾͋̒͝A̴̧̧̛͎͕͚̞̤͕͙͕R̷͎̯̫̮̯̣̗̼̲̈́̈͆ ̷͎͓̰̞͙̤̀I̸̛͉͙̋̋̒̆̽̃̂̾͘N̵͍͚̭͗̆̈͊́̈̏̓̄͠ ̴̙͔͙̾̈́̀̀͘E̸̯̙̹͚̤͍̒̃̀̆̿́͠͝͝X̵͓͎͓̮̺͍̅̍̄P̵̛͍͔͉̟̿̔̔͗Ě̶̮̿̌̉͋̆̒̃͘R̴̡͚̭̪̻̙̭͈͔̰̈́̇̇̓̒̚I̷͉̊́̐͗͐̈́̕M̴̯͙͋́̋̔̌̾̓̈͂̿Ȅ̴̜̲̈́͊N̵̢̛̼̥̹̻͙̦̪͗͌̀͐͛T̷̗͌:̸͔͕͍̯̥̼̼͙̣̆̔̂̂̊̅͜ ̸͚͙̙̤̐͑̏͌́̐̚P̷̭̔͜R̸̡̠͔̫͇̈́͐̏̓Ö̵̻͓͔͉͖͙̪̫͊̎̓̕͜͠ͅT̸͓͔̦̣̮̪͓̣̘̼͑È̸̡͓̬͇̟̠̯̭͍́̓̐̑͂̓̕Ç̸͔̯̳͊̀̀͐̒̎Ţ̶̳̻͍̜̹̳̬̥̊͆̔̊̏̌̋͝͠ ̵̱̭̳̭̃͛̂͒T̴̨̠͈̥͙̞̞̰̊͜Ḧ̶̦͉̄͒̈̔͒͝Ê̷̯̜̘̳̣ ̵̡̡̲̲̫̤̊͑Ṡ̵̛͓̯̤̖͍̦̤̘̟̉͗͑͘̚A̵͉̺̣̹̖͓̭̐̏͜Ń̶̠̲̝̙̲͉̙̤͇̺͗͂̇̅͐͐͒̕Ḑ̵̨͚̘̩͓͎͖̭̈̇͋͆͐W̴̜̲̮̊̽̇͌͑͘Í̴̺̘̩̲̎͛́̒̇̅̚Ć̴̣̤̠͑̀̒̿̒͋͠Ḩ̶̘̯̤̗̭͎͎̀̓̒
T̷̡̢̟̟͕̠̹̼͔͑̀H̷͖̙͎̳͋Ĕ̸̢͇̱̒͌͂̋́̕R̸̛͍̝̲̞͖̫̠͕̘͌́̄̾̊̊͜E̸̢͎͊̈́̏ ̶̡͚̮͖͎̎̑͒͋̓̒̈́Í̷͉̺̃̽̔̓͘S̶̯͉̺̗͖̞͔͚͖̃̀̐̑̍͆̽̚͝͠ ̵̡̧͎̭͓̺̹͕̒Ň̴̳̠ͅO̸̗͍̅͒̚͝ ̶̢̡̛̭̙̳̜̬̦́̉͗̈́͜W̷̹̙͔̝̏͆͗͒̅̾͋̒͝A̴̧̧̛͎͕͚̞̤͕͙͕R̷͎̯̫̮̯̣̗̼̲̈́̈͆ ̷͎͓̰̞͙̤̀I̸̛͉͙̋̋̒̆̽̃̂̾͘N̵͍͚̭͗̆̈͊́̈̏̓̄͠ ̴̙͔͙̾̈́̀̀͘E̸̯̙̹͚̤͍̒̃̀̆̿́͠͝͝X̵͓͎͓̮̺͍̅̍̄P̵̛͍͔͉̟̿̔̔͗Ě̶̮̿̌̉͋̆̒̃͘R̴̡͚̭̪̻̙̭͈͔̰̈́̇̇̓̒̚I̷͉̊́̐͗͐̈́̕M̴̯͙͋́̋̔̌̾̓̈͂̿Ȅ̴̜̲̈́͊N̵̢̛̼̥̹̻͙̦̪͗͌̀͐͛T̷̗͌:̸͔͕͍̯̥̼̼͙̣̆̔̂̂̊̅͜ ̸͚͙̙̤̐͑̏͌́̐̚P̷̭̔͜R̸̡̠͔̫͇̈́͐̏̓Ö̵̻͓͔͉͖͙̪̫͊̎̓̕͜͠ͅT̸͓͔̦̣̮̪͓̣̘̼͑È̸̡͓̬͇̟̠̯̭͍́̓̐̑͂̓̕Ç̸͔̯̳͊̀̀͐̒̎Ţ̶̳̻͍̜̹̳̬̥̊͆̔̊̏̌̋͝͠ ̵̱̭̳̭̃͛̂͒T̴̨̠͈̥͙̞̞̰̊͜Ḧ̶̦͉̄͒̈̔͒͝Ê̷̯̜̘̳̣ ̵̡̡̲̲̫̤̊͑Ṡ̵̛͓̯̤̖͍̦̤̘̟̉͗͑͘̚A̵͉̺̣̹̖͓̭̐̏͜Ń̶̠̲̝̙̲͉̙̤͇̺͗͂̇̅͐͐͒̕Ḑ̵̨͚̘̩͓͎͖̭̈̇͋͆͐W̴̜̲̮̊̽̇͌͑͘Í̴̺̘̩̲̎͛́̒̇̅̚Ć̴̣̤̠͑̀̒̿̒͋͠Ḩ̶̘̯̤̗̭͎͎̀̓̒
T̷̡̢̟̟͕̠̹̼͔͑̀H̷͖̙͎̳͋Ĕ̸̢͇̱̒͌͂̋́̕R̸̛͍̝̲̞͖̫̠͕̘͌́̄̾̊̊͜E̸̢͎͊̈́̏ ̶̡͚̮͖͎̎̑͒͋̓̒̈́Í̷͉̺̃̽̔̓͘S̶̯͉̺̗͖̞͔͚͖̃̀̐̑̍͆̽̚͝͠ ̵̡̧͎̭͓̺̹͕̒Ň̴̳̠ͅO̸̗͍̅͒̚͝ ̶̢̡̛̭̙̳̜̬̦́̉͗̈́͜W̷̹̙͔̝̏͆͗͒̅̾͋̒͝A̴̧̧̛͎͕͚̞̤͕͙͕R̷͎̯̫̮̯̣̗̼̲̈́̈͆ ̷͎͓̰̞͙̤̀I̸̛͉͙̋̋̒̆̽̃̂̾͘N̵͍͚̭͗̆̈͊́̈̏̓̄͠ ̴̙͔͙̾̈́̀̀͘E̸̯̙̹͚̤͍̒̃̀̆̿́͠͝͝X̵͓͎͓̮̺͍̅̍̄P̵̛͍͔͉̟̿̔̔͗Ě̶̮̿̌̉͋̆̒̃͘R̴̡͚̭̪̻̙̭͈͔̰̈́̇̇̓̒̚I̷͉̊́̐͗͐̈́̕M̴̯͙͋́̋̔̌̾̓̈͂̿Ȅ̴̜̲̈́͊N̵̢̛̼̥̹̻͙̦̪͗͌̀͐͛T̷̗͌:̸͔͕͍̯̥̼̼͙̣̆̔̂̂̊̅͜ ̸͚͙̙̤̐͑̏͌́̐̚P̷̭̔͜R̸̡̠͔̫͇̈́͐̏̓Ö̵̻͓͔͉͖͙̪̫͊̎̓̕͜͠ͅT̸͓͔̦̣̮̪͓̣̘̼͑È̸̡͓̬͇̟̠̯̭͍́̓̐̑͂̓̕Ç̸͔̯̳͊̀̀͐̒̎Ţ̶̳̻͍̜̹̳̬̥̊͆̔̊̏̌̋͝͠ ̵̱̭̳̭̃͛̂͒T̴̨̠͈̥͙̞̞̰̊͜Ḧ̶̦͉̄͒̈̔͒͝Ê̷̯̜̘̳̣ ̵̡̡̲̲̫̤̊͑Ṡ̵̛͓̯̤̖͍̦̤̘̟̉͗͑͘̚A̵͉̺̣̹̖͓̭̐̏͜Ń̶̠̲̝̙̲͉̙̤͇̺͗͂̇̅͐͐͒̕Ḑ̵̨͚̘̩͓͎͖̭̈̇͋͆͐W̴̜̲̮̊̽̇͌͑͘Í̴̺̘̩̲̎͛́̒̇̅̚Ć̴̣̤̠͑̀̒̿̒͋͠Ḩ̶̘̯̤̗̭͎͎̀̓̒
T̷̡̢̟̟͕̠̹̼͔͑̀H̷͖̙͎̳͋Ĕ̸̢͇̱̒͌͂̋́̕R̸̛͍̝̲̞͖̫̠͕̘͌́̄̾̊̊͜E̸̢͎͊̈́̏ ̶̡͚̮͖͎̎̑͒͋̓̒̈́Í̷͉̺̃̽̔̓͘S̶̯͉̺̗͖̞͔͚͖̃̀̐̑̍͆̽̚͝͠ ̵̡̧͎̭͓̺̹͕̒Ň̴̳̠ͅO̸̗͍̅͒̚͝ ̶̢̡̛̭̙̳̜̬̦́̉͗̈́͜W̷̹̙͔̝̏͆͗͒̅̾͋̒͝A̴̧̧̛͎͕͚̞̤͕͙͕R̷͎̯̫̮̯̣̗̼̲̈́̈͆ ̷͎͓̰̞͙̤̀I̸̛͉͙̋̋̒̆̽̃̂̾͘N̵͍͚̭͗̆̈͊́̈̏̓̄͠ ̴̙͔͙̾̈́̀̀͘E̸̯̙̹͚̤͍̒̃̀̆̿́͠͝͝X̵͓͎͓̮̺͍̅̍̄P̵̛͍͔͉̟̿̔̔͗Ě̶̮̿̌̉͋̆̒̃͘R̴̡͚̭̪̻̙̭͈͔̰̈́̇̇̓̒̚I̷͉̊́̐͗͐̈́̕M̴̯͙͋́̋̔̌̾̓̈͂̿Ȅ̴̜̲̈́͊N̵̢̛̼̥̹̻͙̦̪͗͌̀͐͛T̷̗͌:̸͔͕͍̯̥̼̼͙̣̆̔̂̂̊̅͜ ̸͚͙̙̤̐͑̏͌́̐̚P̷̭̔͜R̸̡̠͔̫͇̈́͐̏̓Ö̵̻͓͔͉͖͙̪̫͊̎̓̕͜͠ͅT̸͓͔̦̣̮̪͓̣̘̼͑È̸̡͓̬͇̟̠̯̭͍́̓̐̑͂̓̕Ç̸͔̯̳͊̀̀͐̒̎Ţ̶̳̻͍̜̹̳̬̥̊͆̔̊̏̌̋͝͠ ̵̱̭̳̭̃͛̂͒T̴̨̠͈̥͙̞̞̰̊͜Ḧ̶̦͉̄͒̈̔͒͝Ê̷̯̜̘̳̣ ̵̡̡̲̲̫̤̊͑Ṡ̵̛͓̯̤̖͍̦̤̘̟̉͗͑͘̚A̵͉̺̣̹̖͓̭̐̏͜Ń̶̠̲̝̙̲͉̙̤͇̺͗͂̇̅͐͐͒̕Ḑ̵̨͚̘̩͓͎͖̭̈̇͋͆͐W̴̜̲̮̊̽̇͌͑͘Í̴̺̘̩̲̎͛́̒̇̅̚Ć̴̣̤̠͑̀̒̿̒͋͠Ḩ̶̘̯̤̗̭͎͎̀̓̒
T̷̡̢̟̟͕̠̹̼͔͑̀H̷͖̙͎̳͋Ĕ̸̢͇̱̒͌͂̋́̕R̸̛͍̝̲̞͖̫̠͕̘͌́̄̾̊̊͜E̸̢͎͊̈́̏ ̶̡͚̮͖͎̎̑͒͋̓̒̈́Í̷͉̺̃̽̔̓͘S̶̯͉̺̗͖̞͔͚͖̃̀̐̑̍͆̽̚͝͠ ̵̡̧͎̭͓̺̹͕̒Ň̴̳̠ͅO̸̗͍̅͒̚͝ ̶̢̡̛̭̙̳̜̬̦́̉͗̈́͜W̷̹̙͔̝̏͆͗͒̅̾͋̒͝A̴̧̧̛͎͕͚̞̤͕͙͕R̷͎̯̫̮̯̣̗̼̲̈́̈͆ ̷͎͓̰̞͙̤̀I̸̛͉͙̋̋̒̆̽̃̂̾͘N̵͍͚̭͗̆̈͊́̈̏̓̄͠ ̴̙͔͙̾̈́̀̀͘E̸̯̙̹͚̤͍̒̃̀̆̿́͠͝͝X̵͓͎͓̮̺͍̅̍̄P̵̛͍͔͉̟̿̔̔͗Ě̶̮̿̌̉͋̆̒̃͘R̴̡͚̭̪̻̙̭͈͔̰̈́̇̇̓̒̚I̷͉̊́̐͗͐̈́̕M̴̯͙͋́̋̔̌̾̓̈͂̿Ȅ̴̜̲̈́͊N̵̢̛̼̥̹̻͙̦̪͗͌̀͐͛T̷̗͌:̸͔͕͍̯̥̼̼͙̣̆̔̂̂̊̅͜ ̸͚͙̙̤̐͑̏͌́̐̚P̷̭̔͜R̸̡̠͔̫͇̈́͐̏̓Ö̵̻͓͔͉͖͙̪̫͊̎̓̕͜͠ͅT̸͓͔̦̣̮̪͓̣̘̼͑È̸̡͓̬͇̟̠̯̭͍́̓̐̑͂̓̕Ç̸͔̯̳͊̀̀͐̒̎Ţ̶̳̻͍̜̹̳̬̥̊͆̔̊̏̌̋͝͠ ̵̱̭̳̭̃͛̂͒T̴̨̠͈̥͙̞̞̰̊͜Ḧ̶̦͉̄͒̈̔͒͝Ê̷̯̜̘̳̣ ̵̡̡̲̲̫̤̊͑Ṡ̵̛͓̯̤̖͍̦̤̘̟̉͗͑͘̚A̵͉̺̣̹̖͓̭̐̏͜Ń̶̠̲̝̙̲͉̙̤͇̺͗͂̇̅͐͐͒̕Ḑ̵̨͚̘̩͓͎͖̭̈̇͋͆͐W̴̜̲̮̊̽̇͌͑͘Í̴̺̘̩̲̎͛́̒̇̅̚Ć̴̣̤̠͑̀̒̿̒͋͠Ḩ̶̘̯̤̗̭͎͎̀̓̒
T̷̡̢̟̟͕̠̹̼͔͑̀H̷͖̙͎̳͋Ĕ̸̢͇̱̒͌͂̋́̕R̸̛͍̝̲̞͖̫̠͕̘͌́̄̾̊̊͜E̸̢͎͊̈́̏ ̶̡͚̮͖͎̎̑͒͋̓̒̈́Í̷͉̺̃̽̔̓͘S̶̯͉̺̗͖̞͔͚͖̃̀̐̑̍͆̽̚͝͠ ̵̡̧͎̭͓̺̹͕̒Ň̴̳̠ͅO̸̗͍̅͒̚͝ ̶̢̡̛̭̙̳̜̬̦́̉͗̈́͜W̷̹̙͔̝̏͆͗͒̅̾͋̒͝A̴̧̧̛͎͕͚̞̤͕͙͕R̷͎̯̫̮̯̣̗̼̲̈́̈͆ ̷͎͓̰̞͙̤̀I̸̛͉͙̋̋̒̆̽̃̂̾͘N̵͍͚̭͗̆̈͊́̈̏̓̄͠ ̴̙͔͙̾̈́̀̀͘E̸̯̙̹͚̤͍̒̃̀̆̿́͠͝͝X̵͓͎͓̮̺͍̅̍̄P̵̛͍͔͉̟̿̔̔͗Ě̶̮̿̌̉͋̆̒̃͘R̴̡͚̭̪̻̙̭͈͔̰̈́̇̇̓̒̚I̷͉̊́̐͗͐̈́̕M̴̯͙͋́̋̔̌̾̓̈͂̿Ȅ̴̜̲̈́͊N̵̢̛̼̥̹̻͙̦̪͗͌̀͐͛T̷̗͌:̸͔͕͍̯̥̼̼͙̣̆̔̂̂̊̅͜ ̸͚͙̙̤̐͑̏͌́̐̚P̷̭̔͜R̸̡̠͔̫͇̈́͐̏̓Ö̵̻͓͔͉͖͙̪̫͊̎̓̕͜͠ͅT̸͓͔̦̣̮̪͓̣̘̼͑È̸̡͓̬͇̟̠̯̭͍́̓̐̑͂̓̕Ç̸͔̯̳͊̀̀͐̒̎Ţ̶̳̻͍̜̹̳̬̥̊͆̔̊̏̌̋͝͠ ̵̱̭̳̭̃͛̂͒T̴̨̠͈̥͙̞̞̰̊͜Ḧ̶̦͉̄͒̈̔͒͝Ê̷̯̜̘̳̣ ̵̡̡̲̲̫̤̊͑Ṡ̵̛͓̯̤̖͍̦̤̘̟̉͗͑͘̚A̵͉̺̣̹̖͓̭̐̏͜Ń̶̠̲̝̙̲͉̙̤͇̺͗͂̇̅͐͐͒̕Ḑ̵̨͚̘̩͓͎͖̭̈̇͋͆͐W̴̜̲̮̊̽̇͌͑͘Í̴̺̘̩̲̎͛́̒̇̅̚Ć̴̣̤̠͑̀̒̿̒͋͠Ḩ̶̘̯̤̗̭͎͎̀̓̒
T̷̡̢̟̟͕̠̹̼͔͑̀H̷͖̙͎̳͋Ĕ̸̢͇̱̒͌͂̋́̕R̸̛͍̝̲̞͖̫̠͕̘͌́̄̾̊̊͜E̸̢͎͊̈́̏ ̶̡͚̮͖͎̎̑͒͋̓̒̈́Í̷͉̺̃̽̔̓͘S̶̯͉̺̗͖̞͔͚͖̃̀̐̑̍͆̽̚͝͠ ̵̡̧͎̭͓̺̹͕̒Ň̴̳̠ͅO̸̗͍̅͒̚͝ ̶̢̡̛̭̙̳̜̬̦́̉͗̈́͜W̷̹̙͔̝̏͆͗͒̅̾͋̒͝A̴̧̧̛͎͕͚̞̤͕͙͕R̷͎̯̫̮̯̣̗̼̲̈́̈͆ ̷͎͓̰̞͙̤̀I̸̛͉͙̋̋̒̆̽̃̂̾͘N̵͍͚̭͗̆̈͊́̈̏̓̄͠ ̴̙͔͙̾̈́̀̀͘E̸̯̙̹͚̤͍̒̃̀̆̿́͠͝͝X̵͓͎͓̮̺͍̅̍̄P̵̛͍͔͉̟̿̔̔͗Ě̶̮̿̌̉͋̆̒̃͘R̴̡͚̭̪̻̙̭͈͔̰̈́̇̇̓̒̚I̷͉̊́̐͗͐̈́̕M̴̯͙͋́̋̔̌̾̓̈͂̿Ȅ̴̜̲̈́͊N̵̢̛̼̥̹̻͙̦̪͗͌̀͐͛T̷̗͌:̸͔͕͍̯̥̼̼͙̣̆̔̂̂̊̅͜ ̸͚͙̙̤̐͑̏͌́̐̚P̷̭̔͜R̸̡̠͔̫͇̈́͐̏̓Ö̵̻͓͔͉͖͙̪̫͊̎̓̕͜͠ͅT̸͓͔̦̣̮̪͓̣̘̼͑È̸̡͓̬͇̟̠̯̭͍́̓̐̑͂̓̕Ç̸͔̯̳͊̀̀͐̒̎Ţ̶̳̻͍̜̹̳̬̥̊͆̔̊̏̌̋͝͠ ̵̱̭̳̭̃͛̂͒T̴̨̠͈̥͙̞̞̰̊͜Ḧ̶̦͉̄͒̈̔͒͝Ê̷̯̜̘̳̣ ̵̡̡̲̲̫̤̊͑Ṡ̵̛͓̯̤̖͍̦̤̘̟̉͗͑͘̚A̵͉̺̣̹̖͓̭̐̏͜Ń̶̠̲̝̙̲͉̙̤͇̺͗͂̇̅͐͐͒̕Ḑ̵̨͚̘̩͓͎͖̭̈̇͋͆͐W̴̜̲̮̊̽̇͌͑͘Í̴̺̘̩̲̎͛́̒̇̅̚Ć̴̣̤̠͑̀̒̿̒͋͠Ḩ̶̘̯̤̗̭͎͎̀̓̒
T̷̡̢̟̟͕̠̹̼͔͑̀H̷͖̙͎̳͋Ĕ̸̢͇̱̒͌͂̋́̕R̸̛͍̝̲̞͖̫̠͕̘͌́̄̾̊̊͜E̸̢͎͊̈́̏ ̶̡͚̮͖͎̎̑͒͋̓̒̈́Í̷͉̺̃̽̔̓͘S̶̯͉̺̗͖̞͔͚͖̃̀̐̑̍͆̽̚͝͠ ̵̡̧͎̭͓̺̹͕̒Ň̴̳̠ͅO̸̗͍̅͒̚͝ ̶̢̡̛̭̙̳̜̬̦́̉͗̈́͜W̷̹̙͔̝̏͆͗͒̅̾͋̒͝A̴̧̧̛͎͕͚̞̤͕͙͕R̷͎̯̫̮̯̣̗̼̲̈́̈͆ ̷͎͓̰̞͙̤̀I̸̛͉͙̋̋̒̆̽̃̂̾͘N̵͍͚̭͗̆̈͊́̈̏̓̄͠ ̴̙͔͙̾̈́̀̀͘E̸̯̙̹͚̤͍̒̃̀̆̿́͠͝͝X̵͓͎͓̮̺͍̅̍̄P̵̛͍͔͉̟̿̔̔͗Ě̶̮̿̌̉͋̆̒̃͘R̴̡͚̭̪̻̙̭͈͔̰̈́̇̇̓̒̚I̷͉̊́̐͗͐̈́̕M̴̯͙͋́̋̔̌̾̓̈͂̿Ȅ̴̜̲̈́͊N̵̢̛̼̥̹̻͙̦̪͗͌̀͐͛T̷̗͌:̸͔͕͍̯̥̼̼͙̣̆̔̂̂̊̅͜ ̸͚͙̙̤̐͑̏͌́̐̚P̷̭̔͜R̸̡̠͔̫͇̈́͐̏̓Ö̵̻͓͔͉͖͙̪̫͊̎̓̕͜͠ͅT̸͓͔̦̣̮̪͓̣̘̼͑È̸̡͓̬͇̟̠̯̭͍́̓̐̑͂̓̕Ç̸͔̯̳͊̀̀͐̒̎Ţ̶̳̻͍̜̹̳̬̥̊͆̔̊̏̌̋͝͠ ̵̱̭̳̭̃͛̂͒T̴̨̠͈̥͙̞̞̰̊͜Ḧ̶̦͉̄͒̈̔͒͝Ê̷̯̜̘̳̣ ̵̡̡̲̲̫̤̊͑Ṡ̵̛͓̯̤̖͍̦̤̘̟̉͗͑͘̚A̵͉̺̣̹̖͓̭̐̏͜Ń̶̠̲̝̙̲͉̙̤͇̺͗͂̇̅͐͐͒̕Ḑ̵̨͚̘̩͓͎͖̭̈̇͋͆͐W̴̜̲̮̊̽̇͌͑͘Í̴̺̘̩̲̎͛́̒̇̅̚Ć̴̣̤̠͑̀̒̿̒͋͠Ḩ̶̘̯̤̗̭͎͎̀̓̒
T̷̡̢̟̟͕̠̹̼͔͑̀H̷͖̙͎̳͋Ĕ̸̢͇̱̒͌͂̋́̕R̸̛͍̝̲̞͖̫̠͕̘͌́̄̾̊̊͜E̸̢͎͊̈́̏ ̶̡͚̮͖͎̎̑͒͋̓̒̈́Í̷͉̺̃̽̔̓͘S̶̯͉̺̗͖̞͔͚͖̃̀̐̑̍͆̽̚͝͠ ̵̡̧͎̭͓̺̹͕̒Ň̴̳̠ͅO̸̗͍̅͒̚͝ ̶̢̡̛̭̙̳̜̬̦́̉͗̈́͜W̷̹̙͔̝̏͆͗͒̅̾͋̒͝A̴̧̧̛͎͕͚̞̤͕͙͕R̷͎̯̫̮̯̣̗̼̲̈́̈͆ ̷͎͓̰̞͙̤̀I̸̛͉͙̋̋̒̆̽̃̂̾͘N̵͍͚̭͗̆̈͊́̈̏̓̄͠ ̴̙͔͙̾̈́̀̀͘E̸̯̙̹͚̤͍̒̃̀̆̿́͠͝͝X̵͓͎͓̮̺͍̅̍̄P̵̛͍͔͉̟̿̔̔͗Ě̶̮̿̌̉͋̆̒̃͘R̴̡͚̭̪̻̙̭͈͔̰̈́̇̇̓̒̚I̷͉̊́̐͗͐̈́̕M̴̯͙͋́̋̔̌̾̓̈͂̿Ȅ̴̜̲̈́͊N̵̢̛̼̥̹̻͙̦̪͗͌̀͐͛T̷̗͌:̸͔͕͍̯̥̼̼͙̣̆̔̂̂̊̅͜ ̸͚͙̙̤̐͑̏͌́̐̚P̷̭̔͜R̸̡̠͔̫͇̈́͐̏̓Ö̵̻͓͔͉͖͙̪̫͊̎̓̕͜͠ͅT̸͓͔̦̣̮̪͓̣̘̼͑È̸̡͓̬͇̟̠̯̭͍́̓̐̑͂̓̕Ç̸͔̯̳͊̀̀͐̒̎Ţ̶̳̻͍̜̹̳̬̥̊͆̔̊̏̌̋͝͠ ̵̱̭̳̭̃͛̂͒T̴̨̠͈̥͙̞̞̰̊͜Ḧ̶̦͉̄͒̈̔͒͝Ê̷̯̜̘̳̣ ̵̡̡̲̲̫̤̊͑Ṡ̵̛͓̯̤̖͍̦̤̘̟̉͗͑͘̚A̵͉̺̣̹̖͓̭̐̏͜Ń̶̠̲̝̙̲͉̙̤͇̺͗͂̇̅͐͐͒̕Ḑ̵̨͚̘̩͓͎͖̭̈̇͋͆͐W̴̜̲̮̊̽̇͌͑͘Í̴̺̘̩̲̎͛́̒̇̅̚Ć̴̣̤̠͑̀̒̿̒͋͠Ḩ̶̘̯̤̗̭͎͎̀̓̒

 

I flipped your infinity sign though so there were only 8.

 

awww, i flip it again then so my point is valid now

 

i flip it AGAIN and glue it to the wall in 8 configuration

 

bruh i flip the wall so it is infinite now smh

 

i flip your head and attach a gyroscope to it so that the 8/infinity will always appear as an 8 to you

 

I flip my hed again

 

the gyroscope activates, re-flipping your head

 

I invent the Anti-Flipping Machine 2000. It prevents things from being flipped.

 

the machine malfunctions, creating a black hole and the sandwich get sucked into it. To retrieve it would require a device capable of entering a black hole and survive unscathed

 

i put one of those extendy grabber arm things into the black hole and pull the sandwich out

 

Once you pull the sandwich out, I shoot a sleep dart at you, making you fall asleep. I take the sandwich and hack into the code for Minecraft 1.18. I secretly encode the sandwich into the update with the witch’s help. When 1.18 is released, Wardens will drop The Sandwich. I also buff Wardens to be 1000 times tougher. I put this very deep in the code so the developers don’t see it.

 

the devs see everyone complaining that the wardens are too OP and they nerf it to br 1000 times weaker and i proceed to 1 shot every warden in creative mode i then grab 2000 sandwiches and give everyone 1 sandwich

 

Because there are way more than 2000 people in this universe, lots of people complain that they didn’t get a sandwich despite you saying that everyone gets one sandwich. I am one of the people who didn’t get one. I rally together the Sandwich-Oppressed people and riot against you, promising them all sandwiches once I get your powers. I take your sandwich while they take turns stabbing you. I then use my powers to, instead of getting more sandwiches, wipe away all the sandwiches people have. “Now it’s fair,” I say. “Everyone is equal, because no one has a sandwich.” “You have a sandwich,” says George L. Thompson, one of the many people who I rallied together. They start closing in on me, but little did they know I had a trick up my sleeve. Literally. I pull a magical item the witch gave me up my sleeve. It makes everyone nearby see everyone else as big candy bars, except for the user. I escape from the crowd while everyone is trying to eat each other. I get on my Broomstick and fly back to the witch. I then get a brilliant idea. “Hey, witch! You should move to a desert, and wear a sand-colored outfit! And specialize in sand powers! Then you can be the sand witch! Get it? Sand witch, sandwich?” “Yes, child, I get it,” she says. “We will be unstoppable if you do that! How could the Sand-Witch fail protecting the sandwich?” I say. “Yes, you have a point! Hahahahaha! Let’s do it,” she replies. We go to the nearest desert and she creates a pyramid. She summons a bunch of mummies and cat-pharaohs as guards, and we put the sandwich on a golden altar at the center of the pyramid. We then get some beach chairs and lay on them, watching the sandwich. The pyramid has special powers that warps intruder’s minds and drives them crazy. And the witch has powers of sand, she’s the Sand-Witch! We are unstoppable! Muah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

 

I stand up laughing, laughing and laughing at the piles of corpses of my “murderers”
little did they know, i was still alive. I kept laughing as i kicked the pathetic mortal beings that tried to “kill” me. I loudly declared that i was immortal and Nothing can kill me. I then train for years so that i become the most powerful entity in every realm, even more powerful than Zeus himself. I then revive George L. Thompson, Barack Obama (yes he was there), Donald Trump and George Washington to fight with me against you. I then rally the unrested souls of the people who you rallied together and Vladimir Putin to murder you. We first prepare weapons to kill the mummies, then we prepare armor so that they don’t die easily then we train so that we can handle the weapon and armor more easily. With my army of 10m people, we raid the pyramid. Before the pyramid warps our minds, i cast a spell that gives us a divine feeling. Luckily we didn’t have much casualties only a few thousand or so. The Cat-pharaohs are easily distracted with fish and milk so they are rendered useless. The mummies you ask? Oh well they burned to death nothing much tbh, we then see you and the “Sand-Witch” sitting on the beach chairs. The “Sand-Witch” summons a huge Sand-Storm to blind and damage us which didn’t really affect me much. Me and @Wommby then duel each other (FKING AGAIN????) and i won duh but i spare him in exchange for an alliance, ofc with no poison this time. The “Sand-Witch” summons a bunch of mummies and Terracotta warriors to defeat me but i one-tap everything. I then proceed to spare the Witch for absolutely no reason at all. I give her eternal youth in exchange for not fking bothering us which she agrees to and gives us THE SANDWICH. Anyway, will you accept the all- wait first, i actually spawn 7.9b sandwiches which i will give to everyone this time nobody can complain now as i gave aprox 7.9b to everyone. GG!!

Anyway, will you accept the alliance or will you continue to get beaten?

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fine, it looks like it’s not enough, i duplicate the 7.9b sandwiches by 20,000,000,000 times the number so that it’s enough for everyone ok?????

 

I pray to an all powerful god to restore ballance to the world, as sandwich's have lost value now that everyone has one. The god restores balance. There is now 1 sandwich left in the world sitting upon his mighty altar.

 

I go to the witch, and make an inspiring speech saying that beauty is not all about looks. She agrees to rejoin my side, and we go to God’s altar. But witches also have a god, Hecate. She prays to Hecate to take down God. Hecate succeeds in defeating God, and we take the sandwich. The witch puts another curse on the sandwich, and we put the sandwich in a coffin and bury it. The witch summons ghosts and zombies and ghouls to defend the graveyard from sandwich-diggers.

 

i sekretly go in and uhh put landmines and leave, very very very very very very very very quietly

the landmines dont activate when an undead steps on it so the zombies are fine OwO