If The Talking Mushroom Was A Boss, How’d You Think It Would Work?

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I imagine a photoshop flowey like boss. You can’t do anything, until something powerful comes by and utterly destroys him.

 

well i dont know how to tell you this, but i hear he's got his hands on a knife

 

hmm ok so
the mushroom itself would simply be a mushroom, level 96, with 150k hp because yes
it would have 6 invisible and invincible minions (secret mushroom arms) that deal uh something like 10k damage per hit
also if it gets close to you it stabs you with its knife, dealing 6.3% of your max hp per hit

if it gets to 25k hp it will also cause large city-engulfing explosions and shout insults at you in chat
if it "dies" it will continue to shout insults at you for 5 minutes before running away at lari speed back to the swamp island

 

And then when you go back to pick him up, he'll go "NO, STOP! I'LL KILL YOU THIS TIME!!!!"

 

he steals some human souls with his mushroom knife and then turns into a goat god
all of his attacks deal 25% damage so he can kill you super fast
you can't defeat him because he has infinite health, instead you need to survive to his 2nd phase
in his 2nd phase he forces you to fight your friends and then you convince him not to fight you

 

Petition to replace YahyaBot with a Robo-Talking Mushroom.

He would launch spores that give you slowness and weakness, he can summon YahyaBot and Caissoprogram minions, and here would be the LI dialogue:

• Dr. Legendary: What a breathtaking fight! The Matrojan Idol, defeated! You're almost halfway there.
• Dr. Legendary: During my travels, made possible by Corkus, I eventually stumbled into the Light Forest of Gavel, where I had a strange vision...
• Dr. Legendary: I saw... a mushroom, in his ultimate form, constantly yelling weird things at me, and calling me a packrat. The vision inspired me to create the next challenger.
• Dr. Legendary: I call this robot... Talking FungOS V9.6!
• Dr. Legendary: As always, you can forfeit to your right, or you can continue up ahead.
• Talking FungOS V9.6: WELL WELL WELL. LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY GET TO SEE HOW MUCH POWER I REALLY HAVE!

Also hidden Talking Mushroom dialogue:

• Talking Mushroom: HAH! SEE, I TOLD YOU! I DO HAVE ALL THAT POWER!
• Talking FungOS V9.6: YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PRETENDER. GET ON OVER HERE!
• Talking Mushroom: OH, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT ME?! HOW ABOUT WE TEAM UP AGAINST THIS PACKRAT!
• Talking FungOS V9.6: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

And decided to slip in the dialogue after FungOS:

• Dr. Legendary: Well... That fight was... More dramatic than I expected.
• Dr. Legendary: I was on the verge of calling it a failure due to how it barely even moves! Don't worry, however, the fight is still valid.

• Dr. Legendary: Anyways, during my Corkus-sponsored expedition, I eventually found and scaled the legendary Tower of Ascension.
• Dr. Legendary: Up there, I met a peculiar creature, dressed up as the spirit of Death himself! Despite being an impostor, its strength was still formidable.
• Dr. Legendary: So the final fight of the Silver tier will be... Death Metal!
• Dr. Legendary: As I'm legally obligated to remind you, you can forfeit to your right if you want.
• Dr. Legendary: Ladies and gentlemen, performing you live from Legendary Island Stadium... It's Death Metal and the Ascendant Bosses!

Changelog stuff:
Changed the name from 'Screamshroom V9.6 to Talking FungOS V9.6 (Credit to @Mac N Cheese Man for the idea) and also added other stuff

 

It'd obviously be FungOS

 

It shouts insults at you

 

weak: fire
Defense: earth, water
Damage: emotional

 

It spams insults in the form of your chat, /title, mob names, bossbars, sounds and other stuff until you forfeit by /kill

 

Ok, who are the other 9 people who voted Berb?