Experiment: Protect The Sandwich

I get hundreds of uth runes, bribe a few people to help me, and than run ONoL until one of us gets the sandwich. Once that is done, I go to LI, where I have a merchant sell the sandwich for 16,384 diamond tokens.

 

I get 48 stacks of LE, spend them on LI tickets, get a few people to help, and once we’ve run it enough they drop the diamond tokens on the floor and wait until I can pick them up. Once I buy the sandwich, I task Qira with protecting it, who goes to the Tower of Ascension and makes it into the Hive of Ascension, a level 150+ challenge that’s nearly impossible.

 

I get 100 other players to help me, and when they aren't looking, I take the sandwich for myself and hide it in loot chest, and make it constantly change locations every 0.5 seconds

 

I hire an expert task force filled with weathered users to take down the sandwich

 

Because the sandwich was left unguarded, I take the sandwich and tape it to the Ender Dragon.

 

I go to every stronghold in the world and fill it with a bunch of traps and monsters and dogs and withers and snipers and guards.

 

I safely evacuate all the dogs, and then use arrow shield to go through the stronghold, where I proceed to tape the sandwich to the Ender Dragon.

 

I then abuse vanish de-agroing to go through a stronghold and go into the end. There I one cycle the dragon and take sandwich. I then exit the end and throw it into a black hole

 

I pay multiple stacks of LE to get the fastest speed accessories that I can. I equip those accessories and run into the black hole and back out before I get sucked in. Then I place the sandwich at (40.8223286, -96.7982002).

 

Due to those coordinates being in the void

https://map.wynncraft.com/#/40/64/-96/-4/wynn-main/Wynncraft

the sandwich falls down into the void. I travel to where it would have fallen, get it, travel back in time to the dawn of the universe, and make sure the sandwich is encased inside the sun. I put a bunch of armed spacecraft around the sun and shield the sun using beams from 4 different satellites. I then teleport everything to a galaxy far, far, far away.

 

I create an Alcubierre drive and use it to cross the galaxy, and as I am traveling faster than the speed of light I can avoid the beams. I then drink a fire resistance potion and travel to the core of the sun. Upon retrieving the sandwich, I send it off into deep space where I tape it onto the Voyager 2 probe

 

...Except the Voyager 2 probe somehow stops and teleports to the Wynncraft world. I retrieve the sandwich and give it to Bak'al and the Dern Beast

 

I ask them politely for the sandwich. I then give it to the lost sanctuary dungeon merchant and require 4294967295 runs for it to be obtainable.

 

Because LS sucks, the devs rework the dungeon so it can be done without keys and would give 99999999999999999999 tokens upon completion. I buy the sandwich multiple times and scatter them across the realm. In order to obtain the real sandwich, you have to find all the clones and combine them by getting hit by Bill, the rampant overseer, but the sandwich clones are guarded by level 100000000 Killer Potatoes(tm), who are unkillable and one shot you, and move super fast and can see through vanish.

 

The Killer Potatoes (tm) do not have CCI, so I stunlock them and retrieve the clones. I then proceed to travel to Corkus and get hit by BILL. Upon obtaining the true sandwich, I throw it into the trunk of my car, which I then put into a rocket and send into orbit around Europa

 

I take a spaceship to Europa, and use the tractor beam to get the rocket. I then go in the rocket and get the sandwich out of the trunk of your car. I then cut the sandwich into six pieces, put them inside impenetrable and untrackable boxes that block any signals, and scatter them across the universe, transformed into random objects to blend in.

 

I talk to Thanos, well known for being a level 80 city in the Canyon of the Lost and being good at finding 6 random objects in the universe. He gives them to me for the price of 37 platinum. Using elmer's glue, scotch tape, and human souls, I seal the sandwich back together, I then throw it into the Portal to Dern, and set it so that it will close if anyone enters it.

 

I throw an enderpearl way up and have a friend stand near where it will land so the chunk stays loaded. I then go to Dern and retrieve the sandwich, and upon retrieving it I get teleported back to Wynn. I then feed the sandwich to the good boi Orphion.

 

I then get 5 other toxo players to toxo Orphion. We retrieve the sandwich and rig it so that if anyone touches the sandwich, it turns into a black hole and devours the entire universe

 

I use a gravity gun to pick up the sandwich without touching it. I then put it into a stasis container so that it is untouched by time and can be more easily transported. The sandwich is then put into a hole on Ryan Island in Siskiwit lake on Isle Royale in Lake Surperior.