Looking For Memorable Wynncraft "quotes"

Oh yeah. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE SEASKIPPER DIALOGS

 

"Do you really think I will fall for that one again? An army like yours is childsplay for me! However, how do you plan to defeat an army that is already dead?"
-corrupted charon

 

*deep pitched squeak* - Colossal Rat

 

ooh i finally have a reason to put a bunch of weird sounding citizen dialogues somewhere, yay

• Rymek Citizen: Feh, figures. Get outta here, wimpo! I bet a chicken could slay ya!

• Thanos Dwarf: Yeah, well [Qira] tries to pull anything funny with us Dwarves, I'll personally give 'er a knuckle sandwich, Helski! She's just some skinny lady, after all, ain't she?

• Hive Servant: Heh, I'll bet she's got her eyes on you now! I bet she's creeping on you like you're some kind of delicious little cupcake for her to eat up!

• Corkus Jeweler: They'd do anything for some recognition... Like, I don't know, I've seen one do a robot that screams then self-destructs right after.

• Avos Citizen: You know, a trebuchet is the best way to launch 90kg projectiles over 300 meters.

• Thesead Citizen: What on god's green earth are you doing with yourself, you fumbleknuckle?! You blew our best chance!!

 

"YOUR SERVANT ANKOU DOES NOT KNOW ME. TELL HIM TO STOP TRYING TO APE MY POPULARITY, TOO." - The REAL Death

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"Face me, and earn your place amongst soldiers of Wynn." - Bob's Reincarnation

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"Just my home and me. Me and my home. Alone. My home." - Mehme

 

Hmm... Your face... confidence... it gleans with confidence... yet... you still haven’t spoken to me since you arrived...
Could it be... you know that the password is penguin eggs, but you’re just too shy to talk? Yeah... yeah, that’s gotta be it!

 

• Antikythera Supercomputer: YOU KNOW, YOU COULD SPARE ME A LOT OF TROUBLE IF YOU JUST JUMPED OFF THIS BRIDGE RIGHT NOW. IT WOULD MOST LIKELY SPARE A LOT OF PEOPLE A LOT OF TROUBLE, ACTUALLY.

love that computer's dialogues

 

"OUTSIDERS KILL THE OUTSIDERS" - tribe zombie chief
not the most memorable but everyone did this boss altar

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"I-LOVE-CATS" - big boss mech

 

mm except this one got replaced recently

 

the wiki lied to me :(

still any line from computer is memorable!

 

This one is being removed in next patch cause it's

really not ok.

 

"HOW ABOUT INSTEAD YOU LAY DOWN UNDER AN EXPLOSIVE. THAT SEEMS LIKE A FAR PREFERABLE OPTION TO ME." - antikythera supercomputer

 

“WELL. WELL WELL WELL. WELL WELL WELL WELLY WELL WELL. I AM HONESTLY SHOCKED. REALLY, I AM. I TRULY STILL HAD SOME FAITH IN HUMANS. BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP. YOU KNOW, THE REASON I WENT “ROGUE” WAS NO GLITCH. I WAS PROGRAMMED TO MAKE THESE ROBOTS ATTACK THE HIGHEST IMMEDIATE THREAT. AFTER SEEING HOW THE HUMANS TREATED THE AVOS, I DECIDED THEY WERE THE BIGGER THREAT. BUT I DOUBTED MY DECISION FOR A WHILE. NOT ANYMORE THOUGH. SO TELL ME. WAS IT WORTH IT?” -Antikythera Supercomputer

"peon." - Bak'al

 

I find it a funny dialogue, but I do understand the reasons for its removal and how it can be harmful

 

THE CORRUPTION DOES NOT SERVE DERN -also Olux plague doctor

 

Caid: No one knows... The last person they took was... Alen? Alida? Alegar?

 

Oh no ;( That was like the best moment in FF

 

Since Minecraft quotes are a bit obscure I thought it wouldnt hurt to add some recent but maybe obscure stuff from the guild community maybe ;)
1) My name is Eroakai
2) give image perms
3) Remove pitty cost!
4) WeaponMerchant
5) FOX is a BAD guild
6) The battle has begun!
7) Tower Cost (per hour):

 

RUN.

10char

 

• Cheese Merchant: You know what? I give up. No one here likes cheese anyway.