Corrupt A Wish!

(Look at my guild)

Granted, you now are in a permeant long distance relationship with someone. Have fun getting married over Zoom.

I wish for a wardrobe update.

 

Granted, but on an unrelated note, WW3 started.

I wish that I found a loophole to make an incorruptible wish.

 

Granted, however Salted patches the hole right after you find it.

I wish for Salted x Minikloon fanfiction

 

granted, its written in sign language. have fun reading it

i wish for wynncraft 2

 

Granted. However it is a knockoff, being made by Wynnkraft.

I wish for cute anime girls.

 

Granted, however they are all vampires lusting for your blood.

I wish they added thermonuclear warheads to wynncraft.

 

Granted. They all do one damage.

I wish that Shaman will get un-nerfed in 1.20.1 hotfix 3

 

Granted, it is now so powerful that the admins removed it, since it could no longer be nerfed, only buffed.

I wish that Mage did actually good damage.

 

Granted. Enemies do even better damage now too.

I wish that Escape could be used in mid-air

 

Granted, but now you can no longer fall down, making it impossible to actually play the game when using Escape.

I wish that King of Hearts was a Mythic.

 

Granted. The devs release a new item tier called "Incredibly Cool", and they are even better than mythics.

I wish that ToL wasn't as much of a fetch quest.

 

Granted. You now need to be Lv 107 to do that.

I wish that somebody responded to this.

 

Granted. It's me.

I wish that it would be easier to get to lv 106

 

Granted, all the other levels require 147832785275823589^15742582785828573828e758257824 XP to level up.

I wish that Glowbulb Cave got redesigned.

 

Granted. they all give you -1000000000000000 xp.

I wish that that Corrupted Key Guardians spawned more often

 

Granted, they spawn so much that everyone gets 0.0001 fps.

I wish I had better fps.

 

Granted. You get 1 more fps.

I wish that Fruma, Dern, and Bloomi will all be released.

 

Granted, Wynn and Gavel get removed.

I wish for a regular chocolate chip cookie, that's not spoiled, freshly baked, no matter what size, even a crumb.

 

Granted. You lose your mouth.

I wish that poverty wouldn't be a thing anymore.

Spoiler: Also

It's beautiful in it's own twisted way

 

Granted, your fps drops by 1.

I wish that I was done for today.