SPOILER Why We Shouldn't Be Trying To Beat Up Dern Beast

By the time we enter Dern, Orphion probably has already built up his strength back. So if we beat up Dern Beast, we weaken the Dern Beast and makes the light stronger, therefore breaking balance. So the only thing that we really can do good without destroying the world is beating up the corruption, which might be impossible. So pretty much after trashing Onol we can just retire and live in a farm on Corkus until a way to beat up the corruption is found.

What about ice magic?
We are not cryomancers. The only known one, Theorick, is dead because of us, and the staff of true ice I think broke after D&D4 so it would be too fragile.

How about going to Fruma and ending the war?
There is no war in Fruman walls
There is no war in Fruman walls
There is no war in Fruman walls
There is no war in Fruman walls
There is no war in Fruman walls
There is no war in Fruman walls
There is no war in Fruman walls
There is no war in Fruman walls
There is no war in Fruman walls
There is no war in Fruman walls
There is no war in Fruman walls

 

wow. you might not be able to tell but i am writhing in the throes of my immeasurable laughter and mirth. i have never seen such a joke made before. i am so incredibly shocked by your sheer and utter mastery of comedy that i am, simply, stunned. i am unable to react in the shining face of such brilliant use of language to create such a humorous masterpiece. congratulations, friend, for i believe you have summitted the heavenly reaches of the realm of comedy. i applaud you.

 

Why not both at the same time?

 

Sorry but he forgot to mention Therck stairs and Enzan wall at least a dozen times. Both only got 1 mention. Also he forgot the Among Us ''sus'' meme which is a totally hilarious and not at all overused joke. These blunders have prevented the thread from being truly exquisite humorously. Your opinion, good sir, is quite simply flawed.

 

And we don't even know to what degree it was ice magic and to what degree it was Theorick's powers.

Also we would probably have to turn more than half of the Wynn province into north pole...

 

Wtf is Enzan wall?
Shouldn't it be Enzan bridge?? CAUSE HE IS LITERALLY STANDING ON A BRIDGE

WHERE DID ENZAN "WALL" COME FROM

 

I've always thought that we either defeat both light and dark, or we just convince them to stop bothering us and go war somewhere else. Where? Idk, that's their problem.

 

The wall he is beside

 

Solution: Beat up both the light and the dark, destroying both from reality and becoming the sole leader

 

When we move to the corkian farm can we marry ava? maybe she can overgrow trees on top of the corruption and boom we can retire truly, move the problem under the rug with ava

 

reply to this comment if there is another intellectual among us who voted every option on the poll

 

Honestly, I know this is a joke, but I kinda agree.
Personally, I adhere to the idea that they were once the same Being, and our success will come from the reformation of the two, or at least, the agreement of the two.
I mean, for one, we can't kill the guy, he's a god, so whatever.
Second off, them having once been a separate being works well with Joseph Campballs myth.

 

he is on a
b r i d g e

 

he is beside a
w a l l.

tbh it should be Enzan bridge, but I didn't name it

 

Why don't we just kill them both so we don't have to deal with their BS anymore?

 

And at the same time absorb their power, becoming the ultimate god

 

didnt i say this already

 

Since the corruption is a mix of light and dark, then why don't we spread the corruption to everywhere so that it's truly balanced between the two?

 

From an unbiased perspective, we logically should, but from an "our only actual job is to fight the corruption" perspective, we're not going to.

 

1. Beat up Bak’al
2. When fruma gets added people will have guild wars within the fruman walls.