Corrupt A Wish!

wish granted, you will now always roll a 6 when throwing dice, and no one will want to do anything that involves dice with you since they'll think you're cheating.

I wish for mythics to become cheaper

 

Granted, the price for all mythics go down to 1 emerald each, which means that all mythics become worthless.

I wish purchasing more bank pages costed less

 

Granted. They cost exactly 1 emerald less

I wish for a Dogun Rune Transcriber

Spoiler: Example of Dogun Runes

 

Granted, you have to pay a merchant 10 le for them to give you another version of the transcriber that contains the translations for the runes

I wish Gavel had more boss altars

 

Granted. They all require 1,000 Tier 3 ingredients

I wish Orange Cybel wasn't a thing

 

Granted, the boss itself was the only thing that’s changed, everything else remains the same

I wish Corkus got more secret discoveries

 

Wish granted, the secret discoveries need half of the world's population to unlock and is written in 10 pages of sanskrit which have to be translated first in order to progress.

I wish Corrupted EO would be a thing.

 

Granted. It requires a corrupted EO key, which is made from a broken EO key, and an Ek rune. The release of the Ek rune is postponed to 2121.

I wish that there are non corrupted dungeons in Gavel, and raids in Wynn

 

Granted, but the Raids require an Unknown Rune which can only be purchased using an unknown currency, and the Dungeons have mediocre bosses that 1-tap you when you go in there.

I wish that I could start a revolution against E.

 

Wish Granted, you start a revolution against E but it fails spectacularly. Everyone now views you as a Napoleon wannabe.

I wish for the Mariana Trench to implode upon itself.

 

Wish granted. The Mariana Trench implodes releasing tons of magmatic acid into the water supply of the ocean. Killing thousands of species of fish, you are solely responsible for a loss of 1/4th of the worlds population of aquatic animals.

I wish for a singular black bean

 

Granted, it is a genetically augmented black bean, it is sentient, and has a deep hatred against humans. What ensues is all your fault

I wish for more interesting ocean content

 

Granted. It is interesting only for profers and disgusting for everyone else.

I wish for a light green dot 2mm in diameter to appear on my monitor

 

Granted, but your monitor is only 1mm in diameter

I wish for LOTS OF LAG IN WYNNCRAFT

 

Granted, its a normal day in wynn

I wish for LE so i wont be poor anymore

 

Granted. But the currency changed right after you got ur 100,000,000 LE

I wish for 10 max lvl characters

 

Granted, the max level is changed to 1.

I wish for a donut

 

Granted. When you ate it, it realeased a poison into the air that killed everyone.

I wish for friends

 

Granted, you are now cursed to live out the remainder of your years as a conniving leprechaun who lives in a backwaters marsh and can't spend any of his gold on anything.

I wish that The Hive, ???, and Legendary Island were all able to be completed solo just using mainstream builds.

 

Granted. As people realize that this game can be pretty much enjoyed and completed by yourself, Guilds are removed due to lack of interest.

I wish for a girlfriend.