Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but this happens to coincide with a major update that increases the level cap to 110

I wish EO guardians spawned more often

 

Granted, but they now have a 0.00000000000000000001% chance to drop an EO key.

I wish that Lord of the Clock was added back OR Bob's Lost Soul was an actually good quest.

 

Granted, but it still requires Bob's Tear, and now it has a 0.0001% chance to drop from Bob the Zombie and only drops from Bob the Zombie, not loot chests.

I wish to have any random mythic.

 

Granted, but you get a 0% overall warchief

I wish TCC tomes were buffed

 

Granted, but now they have an extremely low drop rate. hey at least I got a mythic!

I wish that Orphion was nerfed.

 

Granted. Every other mob is unkillable.

I never made a wish.

 

Whaaaaat? Ok... um, Granted, but everything collapses into chaos due to the fact that you just said that

I wish that there would be Mythic Relik lore

 

Granted. There is so much lore that it covers up the actual stats of the Relik itself.

I wish that {Insert Verb+Noun Here}.

 

Granted. You can only speak in Verbs and Nouns

I wish for all of the HSB players to be assimilated by Wynncraft

 

Granted. They are bad people that are {Insert Bad Adjective Here}

I wish that that one pixel in the Microsoft Headquarters was always blue and not whatever color it is right now, and also make a random computer say, hello there.

 

Granted, another computer says “General Kenobi” in response

I wish to fight a harder, buffed version of the Eye in a future update

 

Granted, it now insta-kills you.

I wish that I had a cookie.

 

Granted, it's a corrupted cookie

I wish lunar is better to use against fast mobs

 

Granted, but you lose your current lunar and due to the buffs it gets, it becomes too expensive to buy on the market.

I wish for a covid vaccine

 

Granted. It is lethal though

I wish for the Clock Mystery to be released

 

Granted. It is a raid that requires 50 people to be in a party and all of them have to be under Lv 10.

I wish that Lost Sanctuary was actually good.

 

Granted. The key guardian has 1,000,000,000,000,000 health, and one shots everyone within 40 blocks. The key costs 1,000,000,000 stx on TM too.

I wish that Mythics were cheaper, but just as good

 

Granted, but every other item gets buffed to the point where Mythics are depressing weapons compared to them.

The end.

 

Granted, the only thing that happens is the lore of the relik called “The End” says “The End”.

I wish the Corrupted Armored Pirate and Corrupted Redbeard wouldn’t have any health regen when CGG comes out

 

Granted, they won't take any damage anymore so health regen wouldn't even matter since they will always stay at max health.

I wish to have better luck