Create A Story (was Finish The Sentence)

Since they were smart enough, they decided to do /dotutorial and began at the beginning. They also remembered that they shouldn't break the fourth wall. Reaching the part of the tutorial they left off on...

 

the great Salted appeared in front of them and scolded them for breaking the 4th wall and accessing an update they shouldn't have done. So he offered two choices: do his dirty work, or get banned. Because all of Quadblast's friends were extremely lazy, they got banned. Since Quadblast was the only person to agree, Salted tasked him to...

 

rip my friends. I was going to write a trilogy with this server as the last book but Salted was kind enough to ban the characters.

revert the chaos created by the previous overlords and restore peace to this world.

 

Quadblast went to the Pigman Ravines, where he learned of a pigman overlord who had set up camp in the ravines. Because he literally had overlord in his name, Quadblast decided to search for him.

 

Upon finding this camp, Quadblast let himself be captured and said: "Take me to your leader.". Then after getting low on health he realized that wouldn't work and spin attacked the pigman all to death. The Pigman Overlord saw this and nearly killed Quadblast but he escaped just in time, and realized...

 

that i was a baby villager and.....

 

(did you mean "it?")
(if you meant it):
Killed it anyway. The ravine villagers, upon learning of this, found Quadblast, and tried the kill him. Quadblast...
(if you meant I):
wondered how Webel Master got into his story and proceeded to beat up the Pigman Overlord.

 

i meant "it" lol

ran to his home and got his Schwerer Gustav , the largest gun ever made , and.....

{incae your were wondering what that is https://www.google.com/search?q=Sch...ECBUQBA&biw=1366&bih=657#imgrc=0ZIPNbbFdlkfOM )
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wondered how he would move it to the pigman ravine, much less fit in there. He ended up...

 

Going for a smaller weapon. When he returned to the spot where he last saw the baby,...

 

hello! i don't know what is happening here but please try to follow the lore so its not super confusing for me when i try to compile all the stories kthxbye

 

he found that the baby he had killed was just a doll, and the real one was still alive. He took out his...

 

phone, because he had previously stuck a tracker on the baby, and located the signal. He then...

 

uuuhhhh wait are phones a thing in this world
i guess technically in the last story there was like guns or something im not sure

 

lets just say everything is possible in this wyncraft world

 

..................................................
i couldnt think of a reply so i just sat there for a little hitting that key
fine whatever i guess just don't mess up the lore more than we already did before in the last few stories because i want to write it down at some point
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I see you haven't seen the wonderful world of Corkian Technology....

Went over there. Turns out, the baby went to the Temple of the Legends, and because Quadblast hadn't done the quest yet, he pondered on why the heck a baby was allowing into the TotL. Quadblast....

 

I have, i went there once or something
with ellphant maybe? and there was this dude who didnt like the zero in my name? im not sure, i can't keep track of my adventures anymore

 

decided to start the long and tedious quest himself, but it turned out he was only level 58. In order to level up, he...

 

I have finally compiled Dr. Carlos' story!

Spoiler: Dr. Carlos - Create A Story

@Ankarin

dr. carlos is a wandering healer who's overarching goal is to keep the corruption from spreading to people, using his latest invention the "anti-corruptor 2000" he can use it on people to get rid of corruption! issue is, it has to be done as soon as symptoms start showing, otherwise it will take too long. His goal throughout the story will be to make is invention work quicker, and to completely cure wynn of the corruption…

(The story begins)


@dr_carlos

One day, a wandering healer named Dr Carlos was wandering around, curing people, when he stumbled upon an abandoned hut in the middle of the Wynn Plains. "Huh", he wondered, entering the house. "I wonder if there's anyone still here?" He searched the house for anyone who needed curing when he arrived at the basement door. Creaking it open, he discovered a futuristic laboratory with machines of all kinds.


In the distance, Dr Carlos saw a pedestal, and wandered over to it. 'The almanac of inventions', the title read; 'a book by Thing500'. It seemed that the famous scientist, Thing1500 had lived here at some point. Judging by the cobwebs on the wall, this room hadn't been touched in over 6 months; around the time Bak'al left Wynn to invade other worlds with his Corrupted army. Unfortunately, his presence was still felt with the uprising of 'Corruptings' around the province - people who had been corrupted and corrupted others. Carlos flicked open the almanac, scanning through the inventions, looking for something useful. On page 207, he found an invention titled 'The Anti-Corrupter 2000"...


@Potatomancer

upon investigating the invention, he found it could instantly cure corrupted people and also give the subject a temporary “shield” agaisnt the corruption. Due to the promising results, Dr. Carlos decided it could rid the realm of corruption and started working on it... however, after a while, he ran out of money so he had to get funding from a government. He went to Ocelotgirl first, because the remains of the corruption was infectimg Wynn the most. Ocelotgirl decided…


@ocel0tgirl

that he sounded legit, so told him he could have some money. However she was broke after holding an OWWC event and gave him 2 le. So Dr. Carlos…


Potatomancer:

...had to get more money because 2 le wasn’t enough. He heard of this gang of traffickers led by an apprentice of a legendary criminal who brung detlas pilots to cinfras. Dr. Carlos heard that every pilot they traffick, the slave owners in Cinfras would pay half a stack of le. If getting funds required criminal activity, so be it. So he went to the presumed hideout to find the leader, where he was met by…


@ditsario

...Ankarin's old head minion, skull crusher, who had been unbanned by Orphion and the Dern beast with the others. Skull crusher confirmed that if dr_carlos brought the gang even just a few pilots, he would pay him a few stacks of le. So, dr_carlos set out to Detlas, and…


Dr carlos:

violated the Wynncraft rules, using hostile mobs to lure the pilots out of the city. After the long trip to Cinfras, Dr Carlos was not given the le.

Instead, he was almost killed by this gang, and his survival is only because of his incredible Auraspamming. This is why you shouldn't trust illegals. Now, he had to find a different way …


Potatomancer

So he went to Potatomancer’s heir, Swordsage Starch. Starch was willing to combat any evil, so he agreed to give Carlos an immense amount of le if he helped take down the skull crusher gang. Carlos agreed, and with help of the royal guard, they were able to captur skull crusher and scatter the gang. Carlos now had the funding to continued his project, and finally, after a couple weeks, he was able to complete the Anti-corrupter 2000. Carlos decided too test this out on some…


Ocel0tgirl:

...zombie grooks, and it worked! He was so happy he hugged the bird, but a dude who stunk like a weasel came along, took the grook from him, and snapped it's neck calmly. Dr. Carlos…


Potatomancer

...didnt like that, so he used his powerful auraspam and killed the smelly dude. Carlos then…


Dr carlos:

Dr Carlos tested more and more, and realised that he could only cure people with very little symptoms, and even more importantly, it didn't stop transmission(getting covid vibes) of Corruption …


Potatomancer:

so Dr. Carlos had to improve the machine. However, he was very low on funds so he needed to get more money. Thankfully,...


Ocel0tgirl:

Ocel0tgirl announced she was looking for a murderer, and would be giving reward money. But it turns out that she had found her old ytook killing friend was dead, and once she realized Dr. Carlos had done it, she…


Ditsario:

gave herself the reward money and sent Dr. Carlos to prison, but did allow him to keep improving the Anti-Corrupter in case she needed it in the future. Dr. Carlos, of course, wanted to work on the Anti-Corrupter outside of prison, so he…


Potatomancer:

asked if he could test the thing on some corrupted. Ocelotgirl agreed, and she sent some full corrupted to the prison. The machine worked, bringing the corrupted back to their original selves. Once she got the news, Ocelotgirl was so excited she pardoned Dr. Carlos and promoted him to chief doctor of wynn. He was first sent to…


Dr carlos:

the Savannah where some Corruptings had been created because of the Corruption spikes there. He cured everyone there in a few days, moving on to …


Potatomancer:

the remains of the roots, that had been plagued the most before Potatomancer. There were some corruption remaining in the area, and in a week, the entire place was cured. Meanwhile, somewhere in a distant land, Bak'al and the corrupted army had been growing more powerful than before. Soon enough, they would be able to invade Wynn and retake the entire province. Knowing this, some mages in Mage Island sent the word out to the realm, saying that there are four towers in the corners of the world that would open a shield that would stop incoming outsiders from invading. They did not know where these towers were specifically, but they did know one was in Fruma, one was in Wynn, and the final two were in Gavel. Ocelotgirl decided to send Dr. Carlos and Ellphant to find one of the towers in Wynn, as she tries to convince the Fruman government to help find theirs. Dr. Carlos' and Ellphant's searching led them to ToA where they realized the tower is probably one of the towers. So they start the quest and....


Ankarin:

realize death himself is waiting at the top, scared of his power, they decided to…


Potatomancer:

auraspam him to death (haha get it). Then they went to the top and activated the tower. At the same time, Fruma found a tower and activated it, while in Gavel, they have identified the Qira Hive and the Clock Tower to be the other two towers. They activated both with ease, so when people started reporting the corrupted army approaching from the east border, they were instantly stopped by invisible walls. However, Bak'al had some mages that could disable the wall so his army could get in, but it would take some days. This allowed the WAG (Wynn, Avia, gavel) forces to prepare their defenses before Bak'al invaded. After a while....


Ditsario:

Bak'al's army managed to punch through the barrier near Pirate Bay and start invading the Savannah, which wasn't very smart as ocel0tgirl's cat scouts immediately notified her of what was happening. They brought the anti-corrupter 2000 and the prototype anti-corrupter 3000 to fend off Bak'al, and…


Potatomancer:

were able to uncorrupt half 0f his army, forcing Bak'al to retreat, but somehow they were able to destroy the machine on their retreat. Thankfully, Dr. Carlos had made a backup just i case the original got destroyed. So when Bak'al came back…


Dr carlos:

he made the Anti-Corrupter 2000 larger and more powerful, and un-corrupted the entire army; including Bak'al himself! …


Ditsario:

After being uncorrupted, Bak'al decided to go on a journey of introspection, on the peninsula near Mage Island for some reason. After hearing that Dr. Carlos was able to un-corrupt Bak'al and his entire army, ocel0tgirl decided to…


Potatomancer:

send Dr. Carlos to SE to cure that place. However, Ocelogirl misinterpreted the lore and the anti-corrupter didnt work. So Dr. Carlos had to get more funds so he can make the anti corrupter work on Dern. However Ocelotgirl…


Ocel0tgirl:

got reprimanded by her elementary school teacher, Mr. Trapinch, for confusing the lore, and he gave her some homework. She yelled at him, then told him to go help Dr. Carlos if he was so smart. So…


Potatomancer:

he did, and he was able to help Dr Carlos in upgrading the machine. With dern basically gone, Dr. Carlos …


Dr Carlos:

had pretty much cured the whole Wynn world, except …


@TotemOfUndying

for dern itself, which had instead…


Potatomancer:

been preparing to attack wynn. Before Carlos could reach the dern portal in time, the Dern Beast (who had somehow been unbanned) spewed out with its army and devastating everything in sight. Dr. Carlos....


Ditsario:

quickly left SE and shut the entrance again, returning to ask ocel0tgirl for help. Once she finished her homework, she offered to bring her armies in so Dr. Carlos could un-darkness the dernic forces safely. When they returned to SE, …


Potatomancer:

they were able to un darkness the entire army. However, they somehow missed the dern beast and it retreated back into dern. Dr. Carlos


Dr Carlos:

decided to give up on the Dern Beast as it would take much more than an Anti-Corrupter 2000 to defeat him.

At this point (after curing the entire Wynn Province), he moved on to Gavel, modifying the existing design to create the Anti-Decay 3000; a device that cured land and created money (without inflation; somehow) …


Potatomancer:

but when he started mass producing and selling it to high class guys, it somehow inflated the Gavel economy (even though the machine is incapable of doing such thing) and destroyed the cost of emeralds. Dr. Carlos then moved out of Gavel and…


Dr Carlos:

Turned to Corkus to solve their factory problem.

At this point he was having fun saving the world …


Ditsario:

but unfortunately, the government of Avia explained that because of the Avos takeover, they didn't have a factory problem for him to solve anymore - in fact, the only factory they had left was ditsario's personal factory, and they were perfectly fine with leaving that one. Disappointed, Dr. Carlos…


Potatomancer:

decided he would save another world, and started to find ways to go to alternate dimensions. He first went to the Forgery, where he....


Dr Carlos:

un-corrupted the Corrupted Dungeons, …


Dr Carlos:

And, after thinking long and hard, there was one last thing he could finally cure!

Greed itself, …


@Thing500

...so Dr. Carlos returned to his lab thing (im guessing rn pls dont hurt me) and started trying to find a way to cure greed. However, greed wasn't a magical contamination, it was a part of a person's soul, and (again guessing) Dr. Carlos was not experienced in Soul Magic. He did however know of a…


Dr Carlos:

Certain wizard named Thing500. Thing500 was one of the few experienced Soul Magic users in Wynn, and helped him create his new machine. Upon testing, however, …


Potatomancer:

it backfired, amalgamating Carlos’ soul and turning him into an evil, greedy, generic mad scientist. The symptoms didnt show at first, so Thing500 didnt notice anything, but after a while people around Dr. Carlos’ lab noticed hat he has been constructing mechs to burn down houses and take any valuables. The Gavellian guard was sent, but the mechs had a very good defense mechanism and forced the guard to retreat. Fortunately, The Gavellian government knows about Ditsario, and sent him a request saying that if he helps them defeat Carlos, he would be pardoned for blowing up Levigar and Karoc Quarry and allowed access to the area. Ditsario…


Thing500:

...was friends with Thing500, and knew that he was a soul magician and had learned how to do many things with this mysterious branch of magic. ditsario asked Thing500 what the heck happened and Thing500 told him. ditsario was kind of confused, but he knew he needed Thing500's help, so he pretended like he knew what Thing500 had said. He asked if there was a way to remove the Greed aspect from Dr. Carlos's soul and Thing500 was like "yes duh" but it would take a ritual often taking over 10 minutes, and he doubted that Dr. Carlos would calmly stand there while Thing500 unheeded him while he could be stealing and burning. Eventually, they agreed to…


Dr Carlos:

Wake Potatomancer from his slumber, and hire him for 1 EB/sec to attack Dr Carlos' lab, so that he would be in the same place - whilst Thing500 could secretly perform the ritual. Unfortunately, during the ritual …


Ditsario:

Dr. Carlos attempted to escape, but Potatomancer drove him back into the lab using a wave of Killer Potatoes(tm). After about 20 minutes, Thing500 announced that the ritual was finished, and Potatomancer took his money and went back to sleep. Unfortunately, Dr. Carlos began immediately throwing all of his stuff at poor people as Thing500 had cured him of greed a little bit too much, so...


Potatomancer:

Thing500 had to reverse the ritual a bit so he was back to his original self. Dr. Carlos then acted like nothing has ever happened and continued on his anti-greed machine. He finally....


Thing500:

...Devised a calibration knob on the machine that used a new refined system to remove greed, a magic spiny thing made by Thing500 (with all new GreedLeech technology!!) that sucked the aspect out of your soul and yeets it far far away where it gets banned for going outside the map. Dr. Calros has been around the world at this point, and he knew that the greediest, most nasty place he could go to cure greed would be…


Ankarin:

litterally anywhere in gavel, so he searched for a city where it would be easiest, so he found…


Ditsario:

the new Hive Resort in Gavel, repurposed solely for very rich villagers to spend their spare time there after Qira left and was executed. When he got there, he…

(the villagers are back somehow

Potatomancer: lets just say the king released the villagers as a sign of peace and they made a resort in the hive)


Potatomancer:

used his anti-greed machine and suddenly all the villagers...


Ocel0tgirl:

died or went insane, because you can't make some villagers un-greedy. Luckily a few survived, but…


Potatomancer:

not much changed about them. Dr. Carlos....


Thing500:

...realized that his anti-greed machine was maybe a bit too potent, as the only surviving villages went through the machine at minimum power. There were now 2 problems: 1) Removing greed from villages isn't possible, and 2) there were only like 100 left now. He had to…


Potatomancer:

ditch the project, and do something else. He decided to make an anti evil machine, and…


Ankarin:

it completely failed, as he did not have the required materials...

he looked at the recipe list for the anti-evil machine...

the recipe list is as follows:

Ancient Steel

Shard of Evil

Electromagical Orb

Powerful Medicine

He decided to start searching for these ingredients, he decided that first he should look for…


Dr Carlos:

Some Ancient Steel from the House of Taylor in Lexdale…


Potatomancer:

but when he reached it he immediately…


Dr Carlos:

Died because Lexdale with Trials..


Potatomancer:

And respawned in Gelibord. Knowing now that kander is very dangerous, Dr. Carlos hired…


Thing500:

A might warrior named ditsy, who was apparently Ditsario's mum's best friend's daughter's cousin. He was very capable, and so Dr. Carlos promised…


Ocel0tgirl:

to pay him with a stack of LE, which he didn't actually have. Ditsy didn't know that, so he agreed…


Thing500:

...and charged into the Kander Forest, hung for blood and death, sort of forgotten that this was a retrieval mission. He killed all the cultist in the little town of Lexdale and burned half the village to the ground. He was about to grab the metal and triumphantly saunter out of the smoldering town of Lexdale amidst the mangled corpses of his enemies, when suddenly, Everything went black. He appeared in this really weird place he's never seen before, with floating balloons people were bouncing on and everyone was screaming something about... 1 dot 20? Some kinds of math problem? Ditsy wasn't sure, but he needed to find a way out of this place and return to killing and burning things. He looked high and low, but couldn't…


Ocel0tgirl:

find a way out. He then realized for some reason he was covered in plaster, and people were giving him a funny look. Someone started yelling, "HAX HE'S GOT ARMOR" and pointing at him…


Thing500:

...Ditsy didn't know what was going on at this point and started panicking. He ran up a mountain and commandeered a lonely airship docked high above the ground. He was just about to untie it when from far below, A blinding flash illuminated everything, and a floating... cow man appeared? Ditsy probably ate some magic muchrooms or something, so he ignored it and kept untying. Finally, the airship was free and he started steering it away from the dock. Meanwhile, Dr. Carlos watched in horror in the crowd down below as Ditsy started flying away into the sky. If he left the Lobby Realm, he could be dissolved forever into a billion little dust bits. He had to stop him, so he…


Ankarin:

Tried to throw something at the airship, however it was too late, he left and got dissolved permanently.

Growing brave enough, he made a potion which should protect him from monsters of the kander... however it only lasted until midnight.

It was currently 11:00pm, so he hurriedly ran back into kander forest, now protected from the mobs he went to the place where he could find ancient steel, there he found…


(The first Ditsy dies :()


Dr Carlos:

no Ancient Steel. It had recently been stolen by the 1.20 bug gods…


Ankarin:

So now he has to go against gods, great... first things first though he needed to get out of. kander forest, as he only had 10 minutes until his potion wears off...


Thing500:

...so he had to act fast. He started running the way he thought he came from, but since the 1.20 update came out literally just now, he couldn't remember which way he came from, so he started running North into the impenetrable Border Mountains instead of South to the Light Forest. With only 2 minutes left on the potion, he reached the mountains and realized something was VERY wrong. He saw his mistake and got VERY CONFUSED AND SADNESS. He was forced to…


Ankarin:

cower in a moss-covered cave nearby, he needed to make a potion... however he lost most of his ingredients while running to the cave.

he tried to recall what he needed for the recipe for a weak protection potion he remembered he needed.. a bottle, a lotus flower, and... iron?

he had a bottle, and there was iron in the cave, he just needed something to carefully extract it with.. the lotus will be an issue however, in the dead decay of kander, its hard to find any living plants, so he tried to think of any place he could find a living thing nearby, and then he remembered an area called…


Ocel0tgirl:

the light forest. Except he was totally lost, so he didnt know what to do. All of a sudden, he spotted a lotus flower! He couldn't believe his luck. When he reached out to pick it, however, he got slapped on the face. "Leave my flower's alone, idiot!" a voice said. he looked over and saw a weird, fat plant person…


Ankarin:

idk they seemed pretty planty. Then they turned around and needed to eat an entire cake... in that time he quickly took the flower and ran away... the wierd floral person didn't even realize! So as he got back to the cave, he placed the flower in the safest place he could think of, a little plant-growing contraption he had in his backpack. Now he needed to find a way to extract iron safely from the cave wall, if we was too aggresive he may break the iron, or cause the cave to collapse, to extract the iron he decided the best way would be a small drill. So now he needed to make a good enough drill to break rock, good thing there was a few loose Kanderstones nearby, as kanderstone is notoriously soft and easy to mold, he put all his force into molding it into a drill shape. He then pulled out a battery connected to a spinning blade he had in his bag. Normally he would use this for reckless fighting, but that was before he realized he sucked at fighting. He attached it to the molded rock, and succesfully extracted the iron, so now all he needed to do was combine both of them, to do this he planned on…


Ocel0tgirl:

...slapping each other together until something happened…


Ankarin:

and all of a sudden, he saw them start reacting to eachother! quickly he slammed them into the bottle, put. a bit of water in, and bam! he created a potion. So he slurped up the potion and ran back to try and get the ancient steel once again. conveniently enough, the gods were tired of him breaking their game, so they just gave him the steel. Next he decided to try and get the Electromagical Orb, the only issue with trying to get this thing is that…


Potatomancer:

it was all the way in corkus, and the guy who had it only gave it for 5 stacks of le. So Dr. Carlos got some funds through the mail from Ocelotgirl and....


@Wizconsin

Bought the orb which came with a moldy sock as a parting gift.


Quadblast24:

Which, to be clear, the moldy sock was thrown at Dr. Carlos' face. Then as the scammer ran cackling off with the five stacks of le, Dr. Carlos looked down and examined the electromagic orb. It seemed to have a label on it placed on it from Calle's Oddball Oddities, but still it looked authentic. Dr. Carlos wiped the moldy sock off his face and decided to search for the Shard of Evil which he guessed was located in…


Potatomancer:

the roots, or where the roots was. There he found…


Thing500:

...some ugly little shrimpy thing on the floor called a mangled prophesy or something, but he smashed its skull in and extracted a shard of it's cranium. It looked pretty good to be a Shard of Evil, so he traveled all the way back to his lab and put these powerful ingredients into his Potion Maker v69420. After a while…


Quadblast24:

The machine broke because it wasn't powerful enough to hold the ingredients without something to diffuse the excess energy when combining them. Then Dr. Carlos remembered some expert alchemism facts. If he added some Powerful Medicine created from the growth magic of Aldorei elves, than the combination would work.


Potatomancer:

So he did that, and…


Ocel0tgirl:

it worked!


Dr Carlos:

The Anti-Evil 70000000 was complete. Dr Carlos finally saved the entire Plane of Existance…


Potatomancer:

but he wasn't done there. He wanted to cure death itself. However, the guy Death didn't like the idea so he…


Dr Carlos:

Killed Dr Carlos and challenged him to a fight as he promises to revive people if they kill what killed them.

Obviously, Dr Carlos defeated Death with his incredible Auraspamming and Morph Set, …


Thing500:

...and death for forced to allow Dr. Carlos to create the Death Cure (tm). Dr. Carlos work long and hard, researching the proper items needed for this incredible feat, until finally, he determined that he will need…


Potatomancer:

a piece of death's cloak. So Dr. Carlos returned to his realm and asked for a piece of his cloak. Deeply annoyed, Death somehow disabled Carlos' spells so he can't auraspam, then put on a poison build and threw the hardest bullet hell in history on Dr. Carlos. Dr. Carlos....


Thing500:

...disappeared in a poof of blood colored smoke, and just in his luck, the server restarted just as he died. So now Death probably wasn't going to give him a piece of his cloak, Dr. Carlos's spells are broken, AND to cap it all off, he's now stuck floating in an empty void wait in to respawn while the server restarts. Dr. Carlos…


Dr Carlos:

(as he was very cool and popular) got Salted to fix him up, and in the dead of night Dr Carlos cut a piece of Death's coat, escaping to his base (wherever it was forgot) …


Potatomancer:

and returned back to his lab. Meanwhile, all soldiers have been released from duty because there was no more evil. However, this left a ton of them homeless because they couldnt find a job. This resulted in more evil and somehow resulted in the corruption returning! Dr. Carlos had to reverse the effects somehow. He had heard of a....


Thing500:

...cure to corruption, made by some guy... oh wait, Dr. Carlos had made it! He still knew the recipe, so he refitted his machine real quick and deleted the corruption again. Everything was sunshine and rainbows as Dr. Carlos had an excellent plan: he would hire the soldiers to go into the silent expanse and fight the eye, but since they're NPCs, they would just all die. Easy! So with this new psychotic plan, Dr. Carlos..


Potatomancer:

was arrested by the wynn government for being crazy and was put in the Lexdale Federal Prison. There, he…


Ankarin:

kind of gave up on life, however…


Ocel0tgirl:

...one day, a new prisoner came to the prison. He didn't really care, but this prisoner had a wybel, which motivated the Dr. with it's fluffy cuteness. He spoke to the prisoner, and learned it was actually Ellphant, the avos, who was arrested because…


Potatomancer:

she "killed" a merchant. However, Dr. Carlos knew Ellphant would never do that and asked if he could send a message to someone (Ocelotgirl). They agreed, and Dr. Carlos sent a message to Ocelotgirl saying Ellphant was arrested for no reason whatsoever and needed to come over there. Ocelotgirl heard about this and asked the Gavel government why this was the case. Swordsage Starch always knew something was sketchy about the prison, so he sent the royal guard to go over there, pardon all the prisoners, and then blew up the prison sky high. Dr. Carlos…


Thing500:

...managed to escape the burning wreckage, but he had sustained major injuries to his right leg. He couldn't walk anymore, and so he asked the escaping prisoners to help, but they were too busy running away to commit major crimes. Dr. Carlos limped in pain for days, until finally he came to the small village of Elfilm, where he begged the annoyingly selfless Elves to heal him, which they did. Dr. Carlos rested for a few days there, before…


Potatomancer:

the elves asked if he could get some drugs mushrooms from a nearby cave. Dr. Carlos…


Thing500:

...agreed, as that was the least he could do for them helping his leg, so he set out following the instructions provided by the elves. He eventually found this cave, but when he went down into it…


Dr Carlos:

there was nothing there. Don't do drugs kids. After thinking about this for a long time he realised that he had already completed Shattered Minds…


Ocel0tgirl:

And then got covered in a whole lot of plaster.


Dr Carlos:

Dr Carlos was so confused about what the heck 'a whole lot of plater' is that he couldn't do anything until this mystery was solved.


(Ocel0tgirl: sorry, plaster because the fourth wall)

Thing500:

...Now with this new knowledge that Dr. Carlos definitely understood, he left the cave and went back to the drugged elves to tell them off for…


Dr Carlos:

being illegal…


Potatomancer:

and got the leaders of the town arrested for using illegal drugs. Dr. Carlos then…


Thing500:

...sat down for a long time and tried to remember what the heck he was trying to do, and how he ended up in the black market drug town of Elfilm. He sat and he sat, and thought and thought, and was about to give up and start aimlessly walking around until he gets a flashback, when suddenly…


Ocel0tgirl:

...an ocelot appeared. It stared at him, and Dr. Carlos thought it looked familar. He patted it on the head, which caused it to bite his hand and start meowing at him constantly.


Potatomancer:

Dr. Carlos then panicked because the ocelot did a considerable amount of damage, so he auraspammed the ocelot to death. However, it turned out the ocelot was own by Ocelotgirl. Dr. Carlos…


Ocel0tgirl:

had figured this out by... not sure some special marking or something on its fur. He was like "oh no oh no ohnononono" because he didnt want to be arrested. But then, the cat's body vanished, and reappeared a few feet away. He realized it couldn't be a regular ocelot, since ocelots didnt respawn. He tried hard to think of an ocelot that respawned…


Potatomancer:

and remembered Ocelotgirl had some mage give her ocelots respawning abilities. With that cleared up, Dr. Carlos…


Ocel0tgirl:

... continued along his merry way, which was basically him walking in a random direction. for some reason the ocelot kept following him.


Potatomancer:

Dr. Carlos wondered why it was following him, until…


Ocel0tgirl:

He decided that since he had nothing to do, he should go bring it back to ocel0tgirl. When he arrived, she wasn't there. He asked around and learned she was missing. The ocelot was practically throwing a fit by now, so…


Dr Carlos:

He consulted a wizard who specialised in animal magic, and found out that…


@Impossikour

The ocelot was actually a corrupted in disguise


(Conversation following that eventually results in the writers wrapping up the story)


Potatomancer:

The corrupted then kidnapped Carlos, broke the lore, and brought him to dern, where he got imprisoned along side this weird elf girl to this day.

THE END.

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