Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but their budget for that game is extremely low

I wish there were non-raid bosses harder than the Eye, Legendary Island, etc to give me a challenge

 

Granted, but they have minions that one-tap you

I wish that I could afford a better build

 

Granted, but you spend just about all your money on it and it gets nerfed to the point of being useless in the next update

I wish CUR parkour didn’t give me a hard time

 

Granted, now CIB parkour gives you a hard time

I wish for a raid on Dern

 

Granted. A new raid called Dern's Impenetrable Corrupted Kingdon, or D.I.C.K. for short, is released, and is a buggy mess that softlocks you as soon as you enter.

I wish for Bob in Smash.

 

Granted, but you didn’t specify which version of Bob is in Smash, and you later find out that Bob the Zombie is in Smash

I wish there was a way to show the exact amount of experience remaining to level up without using mods

 

Granted, but now you won't know how much XP you currently have.

I wish this wish was corrupted.

 

Granted. The clash of Light and Darkness is so strong it also Corrupts the forums, then the internet and then the world. You are doomed.

I wish for 2

 

Granted, you get 2 halves, which is 1.

I wish that King of Hearts became a Mythic.

 

Granted, but every time you get one its a 2%

I wish for a less psychotic dog

 

Granted, it now has Rabies

I wish that I made a wish.

 

Granted. Your wish gets corrupted.

I wish Kahsol becomes fw

 

Granted, buy fw actually stands for fucking wrongfulness(this is extremely mean)

I wish that everybody in this community could have fun

 

Granted, but because everyone is has so much fun, a Karen suddenly materializes and destroys everything that's fun along with calling the manager

I wish my headphones would resurrect

 

Granted, except your keyboard and mouse break collectively instead

I wish to be smart

 

Granted, you become so smart that the government uses you for experiments

I wish I got champion rank

 

Granted, but then after you buy it, the price goes down to 1 USD, and they introduce several better ranks

I wish for poverty and hunger to end (and if you corrupt this, you're a terrible person)

 

Granted, instead, everyone forgets how to use modern technology and will never figure it out, thus receding the technological advance by a few hundred years and making the would-be modern technology become alien and outlawed

I wish to become muscular er

 

Granted, but because of your wording, you are now an Emergency Room for Muscles.

I wish for a cookie.

 

Granted. It is oatmeal raisin, but looks identical to a chocolate chip cookie.

I wish for a cup of chocolate pudding.