SPOILER Colossal Rat Theory !1111!!!1!11

THIS IS COLOSSAL RAT

beautiful aint he.

HE APPEARS IN THE QUEST MISADVENTURE ON THE SEA, A LEVEL 28 QUEST WHERE THE PLAYERS GET KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES. THE LEAD PIRATE HONIP IS TERRIFIED OF COLOSSAL RAT. PIRATES AS MANY MAY KNOW, ARRR NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING (see what I did there yarr). THEY BE SWASHBUCKLIN', PLUNDERIN' AND DEFINITELY NOT HIDING AN ELDRITCH BEING IN THE HULL OF THEIR SHIP, WHY WOULD THEY?

TODAY ILL BE ANSWERING THIS QUESTION.

FIRST THINGS FIRST, WHY WOULD PIRATES BE AFRAID OF A GIANT RAT? PIRATES ARE FEARLESS CRUSADERS OF THE SEA, THE MOST FAMOUS EXAMPLE OF A PIRATE BE REDBEARD. THE SCOURGE OF THE OCEAN IN THE WORLD OF WYNN, FEARED BY MANY (and 41 levels above colossal rat but we don't talk about that.) HE BE SO FAMOUS THAT HE EVEN GOT HIS OWN GRAVE IN AN ATOLL UP NORTH OF PIRATES BAY, HIS HOMETOWN (also full of pirates....and rats.) REDBEARD WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE A MAN NOT AFRAID OF SOME PESKY HULL DWELLIN' VERMIN WOULD HE NOT. THE ANSWER IS YES, HE WOULD BE AFRAID.


THIS BE REDBEARD, KINDA UGLY NGL. (like his dungeon, shots fired)

AS KNOWN BY MANY COLOSSAL RAT IS VERY POWERFUL, EVEN MORE SO THAN HIS TINY FRIENDS IN RAGNI AND DOMESTICATED BY HUMANS SEE HERE.

BUT MOST OF ALL, THEIR POWERFUL FRIENDS WHO THEY ARE ACTUALLY, IN FACT, ONE AND THE SAME.


WYBELS

ORANGE WYBEL SEEN ABOVE.

IF YOU LOOK AT THE RAT PET AND WYBEL PET(S) THEY ARE BOTH CUBES111!1!!!!!!!1!1!!!1!!!!!

THIS PROVES THAT THEY ARE RELATED.

IN THE LORE OF THE MYTHIC ITEM STARDEW IT SAYS THAT WYBELS MADE THE ITEM WHICH MEANS THEY ARE EXTREMELY POWERFUL AND CAN CRETE POWERFUL ITEMS. (debatable as they made stardew lol) THIS MEANS THEY HAVE THE POWER TO CONTROL COSMIC POWERS TO THEIR OWN WILL. WYBELS ARE VERY SMALL, ABOUT THE SIZE OF A NORMAL RAT. BUT NOWHERE CLOSE TO THE SIZE OF COLOSSAL RAT. WYBELS WERE ONLY ABLE TO UNLOCK THEIR POWERS THROUGH CONTACT WITH HUMANS, VILLAGER, AND DOGUNS. RATS HAVE NOT HAD THE TRAINING TO BE ABLE TO UNLOCK THEIR POWERS, COLOSSAL RAT EVEN MORE SO. THIS MEANS IF COLOSSAL RAT WERE TO GET A PROPER MAGIC TRAINING. IT WOULD BE ABLE TO RIVAL THE POWER OF BOB, LARI, BAK'AL, COW, THE EYE, ORPHION, DERN BEAST AND EVEN SALTED....COMBINED. HIS POWER IS SO GREAT IT WOULD TEAR THE WYNN UNIVERSE IN TWO. CAUSING A DIMENSION SPLIT AND ALTERING THE TIMLINE FOREVER. THIS IS WHY HONIP IS SCARED OF COLOSSAL RAT. HE IS SCARED OF AWAKENING THE ANCIENT RAT POWERS LADEN INSIDE OF COLOSSAL RAT'S BODY AND DESTROYING THE ENTIRE PLANET!11!!!1!!1!!!1111!!

thank you for coming to my rat talk.

 

This being in all caps makes me feel like it's being said by the Antikythera Supercomputer or Death

wtf does gaint mean

 

WHY AM I SCREAMING
also i fixed that.

 

You should take over Game Theory because this is a very good theory.

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what about heavy melee assasin?

 

Heavy meelee assassin cant stand against the power of colossal rat because heavy meelee assassin isnt viable at lvl 28

 

but what if hma forgot to do misadventure at sea and did it at lv 101

 

Impossible, no one could forget misadventure on the sea, that is preposterous.

 

Clearly you haven't seen the "Otherworldly Origins" Discovery. The colossal rat is a rat. The Wybels are...

 

Was this supposed to be funny

 

what if an assasin decided to no quests until lv 101 and did this quest as a hma?

 

I dont know, its up to you to decide whether or not its funny.

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uhm i mean ive done all of the secret discoveries, also the tag is ultimate shitpost sooo

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Still not as powerful, colossal rat can heal 100k hp/second

 

...I'm pretty sure thats the damage output of a heavy melee assasin

 

It is a peaceful balance then, with colossal rat taking nor gaining any health at all.

 

ok........

 

what if there are two heavy melee assasins

 

Colossal rat then transcends becoming invincible

 

Or... the TALKING MUSHROOM
(Honestly how did you not mention that one)

 

I can confirm
I had my colossal rat in the canyon colossus raid and IT TOOK NO DMG LIKE WTF ITS SO STRONG

 

Wybels also take no damage, which is further proof they and the colossal rat are related

 

COLOSSAL WYBEL CONFIRMED FOR 1.21