Media A Horrible Proof For Why The Panic Zealot Would Annihilate Reality- Terrible Physics Calculation

As most of us know now, 1.20 brought to us a neat little post-eye boss altar named the Panic Zealot.

The lore of this boss states that it creates an intense gravitational pull that sucks in creatures from the surface towards its resting place in the depths of the pre-Dern void.



Let's do some stupid physics calculations, shall we.

DISCLAIMER: The math in this calculation is inaccurate, as the very first equation I use to determine the distance between the Panic Zealot island and the Wynncraft surface assumes uniform terminal velocity of a human being in earth's atmosphere. Seeing as the gravitational pull of the Zealot would grow much stronger as the player falls closer towards it and gas density lowers, the actual numbers for the panic zealot would likely be much, much higher. The image below serves only to give a small view of the incomprehensible power that is the zealot.

Numbers, equations, and assumptions used:

• Wynncraft's mantle is too thin to generate any downward gravity, as the entire world floats above the void.
• 200 km/h for the terminal velocity of a human in earth's atmosphere.
• Newton's formula for gravitational force, assuming an acceleration of 9.8 m/s^2 to account for the panic zealot causing natural gravity.
  
• A very rough estimate of the panic zealot's volume being the same as Steve's volume (0.40625 cubic meters)
• The volumetric density formula (d = m/v)

Without further ado, I present to you... uh, something.

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If you are an actual physicist, I am sorry for the unimaginable pain I have caused you while reading this.

I am very well aware that I am headed to mathematical assumption hell.

 

fear incarnate

 

Small issue: The Panic Zealot isn't creating the gravity well. It just exists within the gravity well.

 

i am panicking

 

That would actually make much more sense than the panic zealot being a million times denser than a forming black hole lol

Yeah, that takes care of the density, then.

Would that imply that the gravitational well itself has a relatively-large volume comparable to the size of the earth's interior?

 

Imagine traveling to the Bottomless Pit, and upon returning, thousands if not millions of years will have passed

 

Me waiting for the Orphion raid /s

 

Reminds me of my calculations I did on Gravity, Vindicator, Collapse, and Singularity a couple months ago...
I still need to do the calculations on the deadliness of Warp still and a few others...

 

Do the laws of physics even apply to wynncraft
You can fly by turning invisible

 

Yeah but that's because the gravity can't see you

 

Assassins: Turn invisible mid-air
Gravity and the laws of physics:

 

Save some of that panic for later today, we're getting you that relik whether you want it or not

 

If the zealot itself can exist within a gravity well then it's probably indestructible. Hell, even stars don't survive being sucked up in a black hole.

 

Guys we need new laws of physics that feasibly work in the Wynncraft universe.

 

Don't even tempt me...

 

Anything to stop these silly posts which really don't work.

 

Ok, is this sarcasm or criticism, just asking.

 

Kinda both, I'm saying that these posts are really silly, however they do have lots of thought put into them.
However, creating some Wynncraft physics laws could solve this problem.

 

Physics for Wynncraft, oh boy...
May have to use the actual scientific method on these in actuality then...