Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. That's it.

I wish for my bluetooth to stop glitching out and not working at all

 

granted it has decided to work somewhere else.


I hope Wynncraft gets a combat buff.

 

Granted, but it removes all the spells and now to cast anything you have to write out a really long wynnic chant in the chat

I wish for an RTX 3090

 

Granted. You got it from a scalper for 3000$.

I wish for a Gan 11 m pro

 

Granted, but theres a bunch of mystery gunk in the spinning parts making it really hard to turn

I wish for a ticket to the Peter Griffin hotel

 

Granted, but on your first day there, you wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing.

I wish for a PS5.

 

Granted, its a toaster spray painted white

I wish for box of soba noodles

 

Granted, you get really bad food poisoning and spend the rest of the day on the toilet.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted, you now have literally nothing, not even body so you cant live

I wish for a grandmother using grandmother

 

Granted, both wither away into the wind, leaving nothing left.

I wish for a dish.

 

So I will give you fish

I wish for cute Ava pictures

 

Granted, but you get lari pictures.

I wish for an archangel cuz no one can stop me

 

Granted, but Archangel got a huge nerf in an update a minute after you got the Archangel, making it as good as a depressing weapon.

I wish for a fish that wasn't a dish.

 

Granted, you get a blowfish and end up dying from its poison.

I wish for a bowl of soba.

 

Granted, but there is only the ground to serve as a container.

I wish for a wish that is a wish that is wishing for a wish of a random wish that is a wish that says zish, what do you wish.

 

Granted, but you get a bad headache afterwards

I wish to try out the Orphion raid

 

Granted, but there is a bug that wipes the entire class you tried it on.

I wish for a wish.

 

Granted. Your wish is corrupted.

I wish for good grades.

 

Granted, but everyone found out you cheated.

I wish Wynncraft 1.19 came out.

 

Granted. It did though?

I wish for an HD port of Super Mario Galaxy 2 on Nintendo Switch.