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Yes. It's called deconstructed bread

Why is bread so good?

 

because breadcrubs that make it are good

why is bread so disgusting

 

Because it's crafted from wheat, the lowest level farming material in wynncraft. You could probably source some better food types using hemp from the Sky Islands.

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What is the lore behind Yahya?

 

He's over 9000.

Why is Almuj richer than Detlas while detlas is the trading center of wynn?

 

Because Detlas spends money on defences, and Almuj spends money on shady stuff and expensive clothes, and whatnot.

Why does Almuj not have a trade market?

 

so no one can spend any and all money in almuj stays in almuj

what does almuj do with all the emeralds?

 

Nothing. The emeralds are stored in Detlas and are similar to the Crown Jewels of the UK.

Why are The emeralds so special

 

Beacuse apparently someone can eat them

Why doesn't anyone accept the almji LE?

 

Because it's far too liquefied to ever turn back into Emeralds.

Why are emeralds so highly valued?

 

Beacuse salted makes a money sink with his shop in deltas

What is a money sink?

 

A money sink is a sink made of green bills that drips money from its faucet causing your water bills to soar even more creating another money sink

Why is 1.20 so buggy?

 

Because it isn't out yet.
The '1.20' they told us about is just the second Beta - they made this Beta available to everyone.

Why did Salted release a second Beta and not tell everyone about it?

 

Because he wants everyone to be even more hyped about 1.20's third beta.

When will the third beta release?

 

Soon (TM).

 

Because you forgot somehow.

What are the new bugs released in Beta #3?

 

(actual bugs reported on guild discord btw)
- shortly after a lvl 3 guild attacked us, we attacked it back only to be met with our own guild towers attacking us
- /toggle war is broken
- When starting wars on horses the game may put you in a "war mode" wothout teleporting you to the tower
- You cannot buy guild banners anymore. Despite how much money we got in our hq emerald storage, it doesn't let me buy the new banner.

Why did they release a beta on the main server and not on a separate server so we don't have to get hardlocked forever in quests and such?

 

Because that would be a great idea.

Why was 1.20 released so early?

 

It's a big open world, nobody's gonna notice a few bugs!

Why do villagers exist?

 

As an excuse for half the content and lore in the entire game

Why is the game as much about villagers as about players even when the player is the main character?

 

Beacause salted's moms famers aunt was a villager as he's a cow, and he was born in a village.

Why are there villagers in eltom (like item identifiers)