Create A Story (was Finish The Sentence)

Bought the orb which came with a moldy sock as a parting gift.
(I read through this entire post just to make this one comment lmao)

 

Which, to be clear, the moldy sock was thrown at Dr. Carlos' face. Then as the scammer ran cackling off with the five stacks of le, Dr. Carlos looked down and examined the electromagic orb. It seemed to have a label on it placed on it from Calle's Oddball Oddities, but still it looked authentic. Dr. Carlos wiped the moldy sock off his face and decided to search for the Shard of Evil which he guessed was located in...

 

the roots, or where the roots was. There he found...

 

...some ugly little shrimpy thing on the floor called a mangled prophesy or something, but he smashed its skull in and extracted a shard of it's cranium. It looked pretty good to be a Shard of Evil, so he traveled all the way back to his lab and put these powerful ingredients into his Potion Maker v69420. After a while...

 

Didn't you forget the ingredient called Powerful Medicine?

The machine broke because it wasn't powerful enough to hold the ingredients without something to diffuse the excess energy when combining them. Then Dr. Carlos remembered some expert alchemism facts. If he added some Powerful Medicine created from the growth magic of Aldorei elves, than the combination would work.

 

So he did that, and...

 

it worked!

 

The Anti-Evil 70000000 was complete. Dr Carlos finally saved the entire Plane of Existance...

 

but he wasn't done there. He wanted to cure death itself. However, the guy Death didn't like the idea so he...

 

Killed Dr Carlos and challenged him to a fight as he promises to revive people if they kill what killed them.
Obviously, Dr Carlos defeated Death with his incredible Auraspamming and Morph Set, ...

 

...and death for forced to allow Dr. Carlos to create the Death Cure (tm). Dr. Carlos work long and hard, researching the proper items needed for this incredible feat, until finally, he determined that he will need...

 

a piece of death's cloak. So Dr. Carlos returned to his realm and asked for a piece of his cloak. Deeply annoyed, Death somehow disabled Carlos' spells so he can't auraspam, then put on a poison build and threw the hardest bullet hell in history on Dr. Carlos. Dr. Carlos....

 

...disappeared in a poof of blood colored smoke, and just in his luck, the server restarted just as he died. So now Death probably wasn't going to give him a piece of his cloak, Dr. Carlos's spells are broken, AND to cap it all off, he's now stuck floating in an empty void wait in to respawn while the server restarts. Dr. Carlos...

 

(as he was very cool and popular) got Salted to fix him up, and in the dead of night Dr Carlos cut a piece of Death's coat, escaping to his base (wherever it was forgot) ...

 

and returned back to his lab. Meanwhile, all soldiers have been released from duty because there was no more evil. However, this left a ton of them homeless because they couldnt find a job. This resulted in more evil and somehow resulted in the corruption returning! Dr. Carlos had to reverse the effects somehow. He had heard of a....

 

...cure to corruption, made by some guy... oh wait, Dr. Carlos had made it! He still knew the recipe, so he refitted his machine real quick and deleted the corruption again. Everything was sunshine and rainbows as Dr. Carlos had an excellent plan: he would hire the soldiers to go into the silent expanse and fight the eye, but since they're NPCs, they would just all die. Easy! So with this new psychotic plan, Dr. Carlos..

 

was arrested by the wynn government for being crazy and was put in the Lexdale Federal Prison. There, he...

 

kind of gave up on life, however...

 

...one day, a new prisoner came to the prison. He didn't really care, but this prisoner had a wybel, which motivated the Dr. with it's fluffy cuteness. He spoke to the prisoner, and learned it was actually Ellphant, the avos, who was arrested because...
(i havent done the new quest yet someone else help)

 

she "killed" a merchant. However, Dr. Carlos knew Ellphant would never do that and asked if he could send a message to someone (Ocelotgirl). They agreed, and Dr. Carlos sent a message to Ocelotgirl saying Ellphant was arrested for no reason whatsoever and needed to come over there. Ocelotgirl heard about this and asked the Gavel government why this was the case. Swordsage Starch always knew something was sketchy about the prison, so he sent the royal guard to go over there, pardon all the prisoners, and then blew up the prison sky high. Dr. Carlos...