Create A Story (was Finish The Sentence)

Some Ancient Steel from the House of Taylor in Lexdale...

 

but when he reached it he immediatly...

 

Died because Lexdale with Trials..

 

And respawned in Gelibord. Knowing now that kander is very dangerous, Dr. Carlos hired...

 

A might warrior named ditsy, who was apparently Ditsario's mum's best friend's daughter's cousin. He was very capable, and so Dr. Carlos promised...

 

to pay him with a stack of LE, which he didn't actually have. Ditsy didn't know that, so he agreed...


also can i just say
LOL DITSY BEST NAME 10/10

 

...and charged into the Kander Forest, hung for blood and death, sort of forgotten that this was a retrieval mission. He killed all the cultist in the little town of Lexdale and burned half the village to the ground. He was about to grab the metal and triumphantly saunter out of the smoldering town of Lexdale amidst the mangled corpses of his enemies, when suddenly, Everything went black. He appeared in this really weird place he's never seen before, with floating balloons people were bouncing on and everyone was screaming something about... 1 dot 20? Some kinds of math problem? Ditsy wasn't sure, but he needed to find a way out of this place and return to killing and burning things. He looked high and low, but couldn't...

 

find a way out. He then realized for some reason he was covered in plaster, and people were giving him a funny look. Someone started yelling, "HAX HE'S GOT ARMOR" and pointing at him...

 

...Ditsy didn't know what was going on at this point and started panicking. He ran up a mountain and commandeered a lonely airship docked high above the ground. He was just about to untie it when from far below, A blinding flash illuminated everything, and a floating... cow man appeared? Ditsy probably ate some magic muchrooms or something, so he ignored it and kept untying. Finally, the airship was free and he started steering it away from the dock. Meanwhile, Dr. Carlos watched in horror in the crowd down below as Ditsy started flying away into the sky. If he left the Lobby Realm, he could be dissolved forever into a billion little dust bits. He had to stop him, so he...

 

Tried to throw something at the airship, however it was too late, he left and got dissolved permanently.
Growing brave enough, he made a potion which should protect him from monsters of the kander... however it only lasted until midnight.
It was currently 11:00pm, so he hurriedly ran back into kander forest, now protected from the mobs he went to the place where he could find ancient steel, there he found...

 

no Ancient Steel. It had recently been stolen by the 1.20 bug gods...

 

So now he has to go against gods, great... first things first though he needed to get out of. kander forest, as he only had 10 minutes until his potion wears off...

 

NOOOOOOO DITSY
I'd write something but I just woke up so

 

RIP ditsy our true god we will probably remember you

...so he had to act fast. He started running the way he thought he came from, but since the 1.20 update came out literally just now, he couldn't remember which way he came from, so he started running North into the impenetrable Border Mountains instead of South to the Light Forest. With only 2 minutes left on the potion, he reached the mountains and realized something was VERY wrong. He saw his mistake and got VERY CONFUSED AND SADNESS. He was forced to...

 

cower in a moss-covered cave nearby, he needed to make a potion... however he lost most of his ingredients while running to the cave.
he tried to recall what he needed for the recipe for a weak protection potion he remembered he needed.. a bottle, a lotus flower, and... iron?
he had a bottle, and there was iron in the cave, he just needed something to carefully extract it with.. the lotus will be an issue however, in the dead decay of kander, its hard to find any living plants, so he tried to think of any place he could find a living thing nearby, and then he remembered an area called...

 

the light forest. Except he was totally lost, so he didnt know what to do. All of a sudden, he spotted a lotus flower! He couldn't believe his luck. When he reached out to pick it, however, he got slapped on the face. "Leave my flower's alone, idiot!" a voice said. he looked over and saw a weird, fat plant person...

 

idk they seemed pretty planty. Then they turned around and needed to eat an entire cake... in that time he quickly took the flower and ran away... the wierd floral person didn't even realize! So as he got back to the cave, he placed the flower in the safest place he could think of, a little plant-growing contraption he had in his backpack. Now he needed to find a way to extract iron safely from the cave wall, if we was too aggresive he may break the iron, or cause the cave to collapse, to extract the iron he decided the best way would be a small drill. So now he needed to make a good enough drill to break rock, good thing there was a few loose Kanderstones nearby, as kanderstone is notoriously soft and easy to mold, he put all his force into molding it into a drill shape. He then pulled out a battery connected to a spinning blade he had in his bag. Normally he would use this for reckless fighting, but that was before he realized he sucked at fighting. He attached it to the molded rock, and succesfully extracted the iron, so now all he needed to do was combine both of them, to do this he planned on...

 

...slapping each other together until something happened...

 

[lmao i like how i write an entire novel and you put in like a sentence (not saying thats bad)]
and all of a sudden, he saw them start reacting to eachother! quickly he slammed them into the bottle, put. a bit of water in, and bam! he created a potion. So he slurped up the potion and ran back to try and get the ancient steel once again. conveniently enough, the gods were tired of him breaking their game, so they just gave him the steel. Next he decided to try and get the Electromagical Orb, the only issue with trying to get this thing is that...

 

it was all the way in corkus, and the guy who had it only gave it for 5 stacks of le. So Dr. Carlos got some funds through the mail from Ocelotgirl and....