Create A Story (was Finish The Sentence)

Wake Potatomancer from his slumber, and hire him for 1 EB/sec to attack Dr Carlos' lab, so that he would be in the same place - whilst Thing500 could secretly perform the ritual. Unfortunately, during the ritual ...

 

i find it somewhat funny that neither Thing500 nor Dr Carlos remembers this was originally Thing500's lab

Dr. Carlos attempted to escape, but Potatomancer drove him back into the lab using a wave of Killer Potatoes(tm). After about 20 minutes, Thing500 announced that the ritual was finished, and Potatomancer took his money and went back to sleep. Unfortunately, Dr. Carlos began immediately throwing all of his stuff at poor people as Thing500 had cured him of greed a little bit too much, so...

 

Thing500 had to reverse the ritual a bit so he was back to his original self. Dr. Carlos then acted like nothing has ever happened and continued on his anti-greed machine. He finally....

 

?!

...Devised a calibration knob on the machine that used a new refined system to remove greed, a magic spiny thing made by Thing500 (with all new GreedLeech technology!!) that sucked the aspect out of your soul and yeets it far far away where it gets banned for going outside the map. Dr. Calros has been around the world at this point, and he knew that the greediest, most nasty place he could go to cure greed would be...

 

the new Hive Resort in Gavel, repurposed solely for very rich villagers to spend their spare time there after Qira left and was executed. When he got there, he...

 

litterally anywhere in gavel, so he searched for a city where it would be easiest, so he found...

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@ditsario
how about mine comes first, then yours comes second

 

wait dont you remember that Potatomancer captured all the villagers and put them in slavery when he took over Gavel?

 

yeah but the government trapped the killer potatoes in the Kander Forest (or probably something like that) and took over again when you went to sleep

 

why would they do that the guy ruling was one of potatomancers assistants

 

uh
ok i guess they didnt trap the killer potatoes
and uh
idk why your heir would put the villagers back in power
but... the villagers are back somehow

 

lets just say the king released the villagers as a sign of peace and they made a resort in the hive

used his anti-greed machine and suddenly all the villagers...

 

died or went insane, because you can't make some villagers un-greedy. Luckily a few survived, but...

 

not much changed about them. Dr. Carlos....

 

...realized that his anti-greed machine was maybe a bit too potent, as the only surviving villages went through the machine at minimum power. There were now 2 problems: 1) Removing greed from villages isn't possible, and 2) there were only like 100 left now. He had to...

 

good job @Potatomancer
it was clearly you who released the update today, thank you

 

Actually thank me for writing it

 

What?

 

Sorry sorry had it in my quotes thing

 

ditch the project, and do something else. He decided to make an anti evil machine, and...

 

it completely failed, as he did not have the required materials...
he looked at the recipe list for the anti-evil machine...
the recipe list is as follows:
Ancient Steel
Shard of Evil
Electromagical Orb
Powerful Medicine
He decided to start searching for these ingredients, he decided that first he should look for...
sorry if this is not canon with the story i tend to forget this exists sometimes-