Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, all the territories become marketable toys
I wish for dern beast to spontaneosly combust

 

Finally, territory system is in complete ruins

 

pog

Granted, now there is no eye so you can't be cool anymore by soloing EO. Also, it hard locks the back half of the SE because AJF is broken now.

I wish my desk chair would turn into a firework and explode

 

Granted, but it's a dud.

I wish for potato army in wynncraft

 

Granted, but they're stuck underground and can't move. They don't suffocate, because they're potatoes, but they're also not sentient or able to obey your commands. Because they're just potatoes.

Let's see...I wish to never, ever get a Mythic! *Silently prays for reverse psychology to work*

 

Granted. I give you a mythic, but it turns out to be a cardboard box painted like a mythic.

I wish to reach level 100.

 

Granted, right after you get to lvlv 100, the Wynncraft servers crash and erase your progress for that class

I wish I had a nice 32" Combo Pizza from Cosco rn

 

Granted. It tastes like a corpse though.

I wish I could relive 2016.

 

Granted, you only relive it by watching a video of the reliving at 180p and crappy internet

I wish I had a nice trashcan

 

Granted, it's YOU HAHA SO FUNNY im sorry no offense

I wish for the reduce lag button

 

Granted. You get a button that reduces lag, but everyone gets jealous of you, and throws you in a meat grinder because you're at a hotdog factory.

I wish my 3d modeling software will actually work for once, without throwing assets 1000 units away into the void.

 

uhhh Granted, but it crashes every time it works correctly and doesn't save...? idk wtf u said

I wish all bandages are waterproof

 

Granted, but the idiots who designed them forgot to fire-proof them, and you end up falling into a barbecue and burn.

I wish I can do my math homework on time for once

 

Granted, you complete your math homework on the subject of time-telling, but you turn it in late and are kicked out of school.

I wish for humans to return to monke

 

Granted. Monke.

I wish for Gulag to be made of Poolog

 

Ew. Granted, but it's identified as a security hazard, and replaced with titanium bricks.

I wish for :buffedColin: to return to :buffGrian: in the discord.
Is Grian getting demoted??

 

granted, the emoji is removed the next day for no reason

I wish for a Liebherr R9800 Excavator

 

What is with you and construction stuff man
Granted, but everything is somehow rusted and jammed, and can't move.

I wish for Mojang to update Legacy Console Editions

 

lol I like things im in an engineering collage after all

Granted, they update it to a version with so many bugs and glitches that the game isn't even playable any more.

I wish for a Volvo A60H 6x6

 

Granted, it explodes when you get it though

I wish for Gru’s minions to go to Auschwitz and die