For The Price Of 0 E, I'll Post A Joke My Grandpa Sent Me

If I understand the joke correctly, it's a jab at her landlord for being a stickler for keeping the place in good shape. Some landlords can be real jerks.

Also, I would love a joke please!

 

Why did the spy spend all day in bed?

He was told he needed to stay undercover.

 

Down for a joke

 

What is E.T. short for?

Well, he really has small legs.

 

Who is Mac N Cheese Man? The first official member of the mac n cheese club.
Who is Mac N Cheese Man? The creator of this thread.
Who is Mac N Cheese Man? Someone presumably with a grandfather.
Who is Mac N Cheese Man? All of the above.
Who is Mac N Cheese Man? Someone who sells their jokes for 0E.
Who is Mac N Cheese Man? Supposedly a human.
Who is Mac N Cheese Man? Someone who nearly regrets keeping this thread open.
Mac N Cheese Man.
(joke please for that lovely poem.)

 

A joke please!

 

uhh a joke please :)

 

Beautiful.

Why did the cat sing all morning long?

She had tuna fish for breakfast.

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Why was the musician so disappointed when his pants fell down?

Because he felt that the band had let him down.

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An income tax preparer advised a young woman, “You should pay your income tax with a smile.” The woman looked disdainfully at the accountant and replied, I’ve tried it three times, but every time they insist on cash or check.”

 

Omg you bastard, well played.

 

Do you take specifics?

If so, give me a dark joke

 

I haven't asked in a while so joke please but here is a joke in return.
Dang, the Holy Romany Empire was such a mess that there would have been Germany nations to keep track of but oh well we at least got one positive thing out of it, Switzerland!

 

Could I have a joke please? Also bumping this before it’s a necro post

 

Thanks for notifying me of new posts on this, forums. Real fucking helpful. (It didn’t.)

 

Please a joke

 

I would like a joke too please ty

 

I don’t

I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the student say when the teacher asked him to use geometry in a sentence?

“A little acorn grew until it finally awoke one day and said, ‘Gee, I’m a tree.’”

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Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said to the other, “Do you smell carrots?”

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Why is it hard to play hid-and-seek with Chinese food?

Because the duck is always Peking.

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Why do ants dance on jam jars?

Because the jars say, “twist to open”.

 

I want a joke

 

Why do accountants make good personal trainers?

They’re great with figures.

 

nice

 

I would like a free joke