Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, you forget about it before you can write it down

I wish that documentaries weren't so god damn unrealistically dramatic

 

Granted, they're now so boring you fall asleep and enter a coma.

I wish for friends to play board games with.

 

Granted, you lose all the games and cry

I wish for friends to play wynncraft with

 

granted, they're so much better then you that you cry and quit minecraft forever

I wish I had a giant beautiful F

 

Granted, but the middle prong falls off and it just becomes a giant upside down L.

I wish for a PS5.

 

did you know that what you just described is the Russian letter G

Granted, it looks like a PS5, but its really a cereal box full of random calculator components

I wish for that giant spider to get tf off my wall and leave

 

Granted, it now seeks residence inside your internal organs.

I wish for existence

 

Granted, you are so powerful in human form that the universe explodes

I wish that NotFunny would say "didn't laugh"

 

Didn- granted, but he starts questioning his existence and nukes Antarctica in rage.

I wish for space colonization

 

Granted, somebody miscalculates a rocket launch and accidentally blows up Mars

I wish for a refrigerator to play minecraft on

 

Granted, but you die so you cant play anymore

I wish to find a nice bow skin in crate

 

Granted, but it's reworked into a horrendous abomination in 1.20.

I wish for world peace.

 

no

I wish for the night to last longer

 

Granted, the sun has now disappeared, and thus it is night forever. Oh and the planet will freeze over soon, killing everything.

I wish for 1.20 to come out without any bugs :D

 

Granted, they're all client side bugs and dont appear when you report them

I wish for a nice bottle of water

 

Granted, it’s Nestlé water though

I wish for a cup of coffee with sugar and cream.

 

Granted, its really, REALLY bitter and theres too much cream and too little sugar

I wish for someone to feel the ill wrath of Spinel's power if they mispronounce their name

 

Granted, though spinel also suffers when his name is mispronounced.

I wish for trade market to be back

 

Granted, its only on for 10 seconds a year

I wish for my Swiss army knife to stop being covered in blood

 

Granted. There is no longer blood in your body.

I wish for "Territoy" being the correct pronuciation of "Territory"