Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but you are

I wish for quest about Rickeo and Dwendle

 

granted, but it's so good and explains so much about the lore that everyone that completes the quest is left in a permanent state of shock and awe.
I wish to stop going on the forums for the next 25 minutes so I can complete my homework without being distracted

 

I have no such weakness. I would instead ask others why does it say so much when it should show much less

The world dies in pain because you wish could bot be fulfilled.

I wish for my Witcher III to actually boot up and not just crash for a mysterious reason

 

granted, it boots up but crashes 5 minutes later

I wish that I could sleep better at night

 

Granted! But you can't ever wake up again.

I wish I wasn't lonely

 

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Granted, you are watched for the rest of your life

I wish Cyberpunk 2077 wasn't buggy

 

Granted, you love the game and never left it and died out of starvation on the computer.

I wish senpai would notice me

 

Senpai notices you but you get a game over from heartbreak

I wish the weak zombies would leave me alone for 2 seconds.

 

granted, they leave you alone for two seconds and then swarm you until you die
I wish that I had meaning

 

Granted, nothing changes :)

I wish that people would stop wishing that they had a purpose on earth because they already have one and its more sad than funny

 

Granted. This thread dies due to no one wishing anything anymore.

I wish for CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC to go off the air

 

Granted, everything is now being covered by Saturday Night Live

I wish my Hadron Collider would work

 

Granted. It works for a second only.

I wish for Gamefreak to make good games again

 

granted, they make Sinnoh remakes, but they only produce one copy of the game

I wish for a non-poisonous bottle of Sprite

 

it's corrosive

I wish for @Ununoctium to achieve nirvana.

 

Granted, Ununoctium achieves nirvana and then dies, but since he has become at peace, he does not respawn and the world goes into a global emotional depression

I wish that Yahya's final form was to escape your hallucinations and enter the mortal realm

 

granted, but upon entering it immediately dies
I wish for a paradox

 

Granted, god creates an immovable object and tries to move it. However, the object is stuck in the ground, stopping the Earth's rotation and killing us all.

I wish Kanye West was president.

 

Granted, he gets so powerful Eminem is too afraid to diss him and Kanye West takes over the world

I wish Spinel would stop spamming 'oh' on the threads im on