Literally Every Wynncraft Quest In A Nutshell

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also this is a joke apparently people treat these as fact but I don't really care

Spoiler: Levels 1-15

King's Recruit (Lvl. 1): I bet 90% of you guys didn't do the bulk of this quest after doing it on one character

Enzan's Brother (Lvl.1): Had to do this quest 30 times to get therck set and then 6 more times to get back one of the pieces since I'm a buffoon and lost it

Poisoning the Pest (Lvl. 2): The cutscene for this quest is at least half a minute of a farmer blowing himself up

Cook Assistant (Lvl. 4): And so the fetch quest begins

Tunnel Trouble (Lvl. 5): Ah yes you lead sacred cows across the ocean to open a tunnel

The Sewers of Ragni (Lvl. 5): Some youtuber with 30k subs from another game: *does this quest* Them literally two seconds later: "Let's leave this shit server"

Infested Plants (Lvl. 6): What do you mean I have bad clothing I have 500 HP

Underwater (Lvl. 8): glub glub

Elemental Exercise (Lvl. 10): The guy asks you to fetch stuff for him then he goes "No don't do that"

Mushroom Man (Lvl. 12): And so the stupid yahya memes begin

Creeper Infiltration (Lvl. 14): Don't you love it when you waste 2 hours in the pigman ravines completely lost?!

Arachnid's Ascent (Lvl. 14): My computer had a literal stroke while doing the parkour in this quest

Deja Vu (Lvl. 14): It was quite funny watching Asher die, ngl

Potion Making (Lvl. 15): Literally every mid-gavel quest ever where you gather stuff and kill a strong but still easy boss

Spoiler: Levels 16-30

Maltic's Well (Lvl. 18): Was that witch really that bad of a guy?

Grave Digger (Lvl. 20): Thanks for the ashes I won’t need for 48 levels! :D

Hallowynn 2014 Macabre Masquerade (Lvl. 21): that name is way too long

Studying the Corrupt (Lvl. 21): I accidentally went into the level 65 cave in the Roots of Corruption and got one-hit

Pit of the Dead (Lvl. 23): weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cluck Cluck (Lvl. 23): I wanted to take care of him and not kill him, why wynn

Dwelling Walls (Lvl. 24): Finding the bathroom in your friend's house be like

The Dark Descent (Lvl. 24): That grey realm actually looks pretty cool imo

Recover the Past (Lvl. 25): ThErE iS nO wAR inSiDE tHE fRUMaN WalLs

Lost Tower (Lvl. 26): Sorry what is this quest again

The Corrupted Village (Lvl. 26): So you mean to tell me that I needed to create an unstable explosive using dangerous materials for a potato

The Mercenary (Lvl. 28): The ability of the accessory is cool and all but it gives me a heart attack when an emerald comes whizzing my way

Misadventure on the Sea (Lvl. 28): The third best quest in the game, and not just because it contains Colossal Rat

Craftmas Chaos (Lvl. 30): Looks like I’m getting a lump of coal for Christmas this year

Spoiler: Levels 31-45

Green Gloop (Lvl. 31): Part one of quests that I completely forgot about

A Sandy Scandal (Lvl. 32): Murder Mystery but worse

Meaningful Holiday (Lvl. 33): Yeah! Morals!

Kingdom of Sand (Lvl. 33): This quest is only good because it has a soundtrack called “Mission Wynnpossible”

Stable Story (Lvl. 34): Don’t gamble kids

Tribal Aggression (Lvl. 35): Wayyyyy too much walking

Wynnexcavation Site A (Lvl. 35): Yeah these dudes seem good, let’s follow them

Wrath of the Mummy (Lvl. 36): Oh so I needed that pink wool?

Canyon Condor (Lvl. 38): Even more walking and falling off of cliffs and getting lost

Pirate’s Trove (Lvl. 39): I legit had to google what a “cowl” was

Ice Nations (Lvl. 40): This helmet looks important, definitely didn’t try and get rid of it

Tower of Ascension (Lvl. 40-75): Death in Beyond the Grave is better

Heart of Llevigar (Lvl. 41): Yeah this city seems safe not like there’s a fucking nuke under it

Star Thief (Lvl. 42): Only good Llevigar plains quest

Clearing the Camps (Lvl. 42): Part two of quests I completely forgot about

Underice (Lvl. 43): Oh so that’s what the “Underground Squid VIllage” on the Wynncraft map was

Fate of the Fallen (Lvl. 43): Ice Barrows is the hardest at-level dungeon, change my mind

Green Skinned Trouble (Lvl. 44): I wanted to keep the Fire Aspect X axe tho

Bob’s Lost Soul (Lvl. 45): This quest unifies two things I hate. Fetch quests and social interaction

Spoiler: Levels 46-60

Wynnexcavation Site B (Lvl. 46): Yeah I can trust these dudes, they seem cool

Frostbite (Lvl. 48): It’s robbery I mean donation time

An Iron Heart Part I (Lvl. 49): Part 3 of quests I completely forgot about

Rise of the Quataron (Lvl. 49): Yeah this city seems safe

The House of Twain (Lvl. 49): Thanks for the 1LE kind stranger!

A Grave Mistake (Lvl. 50): I was doing this quest when my mom came into my room, saw me in the crypt, tutted a few times and left

The Maiden Tower (Lvl. 51): Somebody once told me that the world’s gonna roll me

Jungle Fever (Lvl. 52): Yeah this guy was totally sick

Crop Failure (Lvl. 52): Part Four of quests I forgot about

Corrupted Betrayal (Lvl. 52): I still despise undergrowth ruins but it’s not as bad as long

Master Piece (Lvl. 53): When the painter starts using his own blood

Death Whistle (Lvl. 53): A taste of Shattered Minds

The Shadow of the Beast (Lvl. 54): BIGFOOT SPOTTED (NOT CLICKBAIT) (LIVE FOOTAGE) (COPS CALLED) (KEYWORD) (KEYWORD)

The Worm Holes (Lvl. 54): Oh so you like professions? Then tell me how on earth there are plants growing down here

Wynnexcavation Site C (Lvl. 55): Amadel is cool and all

Zhight Island (Lvl. 55): Imagine being such a degenerate you invent your own currency. His resort got a 4/5 on Wynnpedia

The Passage (Lvl. 57): Tribal Sanctuary boss altar is super easy

An Iron Heart Part II (Lvl. 58): See you again in 45 levels Dr. Urelix!

The Order of the Grook (Lvl. 59): Factually inaccurate, teachers did not scream your head off. Second best quest.

Beneath the Depths (Lvl. 60): The Abysso Galoshes are better than the Sodeta Galoshes

Spoiler: Levels 61-75

Redbeard’s Booty (Lvl. 61): Redbeard’s Tinder account name be like

Reclaiming the House (Lvl. 61): Please let this be the last orc quest for god’s sake

Lost in the Jungle (Lvl. 62): This weird purple dust seems important

Taproot (Lvl. 62): Only good quest in Realm of Light trilogy, hopefully Gavel Reborn fixes this

Out of my Mind (Lvl. 63): Sorry I murdered your Mario piranha plant

A Fighting Species (Lvl. 64): yay another orc quest

The Headless Hunt (Lvl. 64): la guillotine

Lost Royalty (Lvl. 65): Follow your dreams kids

Lost Soles (Lvl. 66): Did anyone else waste 15 minutes finding those boots before realizing you were wearing them

From the Mountains (Lvl. 67): Yeah putting your soul in a flower seems like a bad idea

Memory Paranoia (Lvl. 67): That black spoon is not important

Temple of the Legends (Lvl. 68): Frankly I can make an entire post about this quest, but it’s just a fetch quest with a trivially easy to insurmountable boss depending on what class you pick.

Grand Youth (Lvl. 69): Nice. See Lazarus Pit

Lazarus Pit (Lvl. 69) Nice. See Grand Youth.

Haven Antiquity (Lvl. 70): Why on earth is this guy called Cinfras? It’s like naming your child Brooklyn or somethin- actually that makes sense

Wynnexcavation Site D (Lvl. 70): Ohhhhh big shocker Wynnexcavation’s evil

Shattered Minds (Lvl. 70): I can make another post about this quest, all I can say is “I’m on an acid trip” and part II of Yahya’s Revenge

Finding the Light (Lvl. 71): It’s official Gavel supports gay rights

Forbidden Prison (Lvl. 72): Did this quest entirely on accident

Eye of the Storm (Lvl. 72): that red block puzzle is the hardest puzzle in the game

Hollow Sirene (Lvl. 73): ahhh my ears

Troubled Tribesmen (Lvl. 73): Decent quest imo

Acquiring Credentials (Lvl. 74): Log Entry: I’m lost in the fucking airbase, and took a ton of fall damage

Murder Mystery (Lvl. 74): It was Yahya I swear

Reincarnation (Lvl. 74): tfw when you realize you needed to do ToL to do anything with the reward

The Realm of Light (Lvl. 74 again): The epic finale of Realm Of Light trilogy ends up as a goddamn fetch quest

Flight in Distress (Lvl. 75): If this is what a normal flight is like I’m not flying at all. Sticking to Seaskipper. 1/10

The Ultimate Weapon (Lvl. 75): When you get all the materials beforehand you can just hold right click

Spoiler: Levels 76-90

The Bigger Picture (Lvl. 76): Dude your house is a mess

Aldorei’s Secret Part I (Lvl. 76): Goddamn it there’s an elven secret society

The Hunger of Gerts Part I (Lvl. 77): haha me gert me dig tunnel me smart

Purple and Blue (Lvl. 77): when the tunnel bit is in air so it ruins the illusion

Aldorei’s Secret Part II (Lvl. 78): I’m still not 100% convinced that the Sol Embassy is legit

The Hunger of Gerts Part II (Lvl. 78): Oh no gert abused by bad villager

Fallen Delivery (Lvl. 79): By the time you get this quest done it’s entirely redundant since you’ve probably done Flight In Distress so you can just teleport to Cinfras via the fast travel from Detlas for cheaper

??? (Lvl. 80): oh yay time to pull up the wiki

From the Bottom (Lvl. 80): Grinding 10 troll hair took longer than the actual quest

Qira Hive (Lvl. 80): Ah yes, bullying Qira to death whenever we test out our heavy melee build

General’s Orders (Lvl. 80): it was blue he sus

The Thanos Vaults (Lvl. 81): Robbery, just to add on to our list of crimes, including manslaughter, kidnapping, more robbery, breaking out of prison, etc.

The Belly of the Beast (Lvl. 82): Vore: Part 1

A Marauder’s Dues (Lvl. 83): Yep time to yeet myself off a tower

The Envoy Part I (Lvl. 83): Welcome to Corkus, where there is no robot uprising! Oh what’s that? You saw mechs? Preposterous!

The Canyon Guides (Lvl 84): I swear to god Seluc I will beat you to death

The Canary Calls (Lvl 85): watching that minecart eternally spin in a circle is weirdly satisfying

Cowfusion (Lvl 86): Salted are you ok?

Desperate Metal (Lvl 86): Your house was destroyed by mechs? WELL THEN WHY ON EARTH DID YOU BUILD YOUR HOUSE IN WHAT’S LITERALLY A ROBOT APOCALYPSE ISLAND

Beyond the Grave (Lvl. 87): I swear to god Death has more personality than me

Mixed Feelings (Lvl. 87): for the love of god Minecraft character stop accepting drinks from strangers

The Hidden City (Lvl. 88): Villagers are racist

The Envoy Part II (Lvl. 89): Unlocks FF aka “Why did I need to kill Wynnston”

Enter the Dojo (Lvl. 89): Nani?

Fantastic Voyage (Lvl. 90): Cue the chanting of the Dern conspiracy theorists

Spoiler: Levels 91-103

Dwarves and Doguns Part I (Lvl. 91): haiya you dwarves so racist bully the doguns so sad

Dwarves and Doguns Part II (Lvl. 92): This quest is brilliant because you come out of a toilet in one stage

Dwarves and Doguns Part III (Lvl. 93): Only somewhat fun fetch quest

Dwarves and Doguns Part IV (Lvl. 94): Vore: The Sequel

One Thousand Meters Under (Lvl. 95): Most kid-friendly quest in the game

Recipe for Disaster (Lvl. 96): Cook Assistant but more elaborate

The Fortuneteller (Lvl. 97): Jack and the Beanstalk exists

Royal Trials (Lvl. 98): When you die in this quest you respawn in Iboju Village thus it’s terrible

A Journey Beyond (Lvl. 100): 1) Lucio’s a dick. 2) Omniperspective Wanderer exists 3) ALEDAR CART

The Olmic Rune (Lvl. 100): I love how no one talks to you in this quest you just give yourself experience points

A Journey Further (Lvl. 101): Aledar will never be in his cart again

Point of No Return (Lvl. 102): Brilliant concept if I didn’t lag out constantly

A Hunter’s Calling (Lvl. 103): 1) Bak’al’s actually quite a cool guy 2) Old-time Nesaak is rad. 3) The Rodoroc King hates poor people 4) Tasim is stronger than Aledar, thus confirming the existence of Tasim Motorcycle

I may update this when 1.20 comes out

 

Stupid?!

It is if you want to SUMMON THE ONE WHO STARTED THE WAR. HE SHALL RISE ONCE MORE, FROM THE REALM OF SHADOWS, DECEIT AND PAIN!!!!!
I mean, eat mushrooms.

I knew it!

 

My personal favorite comedy nuggets

 

damn Drale needs some more lore after tunnel trouble mf just went to gavel and turned himself into a cow like what

 

The truest statement ever uttered by human beings ever.

 

(GONE WRONG!) (GONE SEXUAL!!) (I DIED!!!)

 

Best line by far

 

This. is. Amazing.

You captured exacly how I feel about some quests.
"If you die during Royal Trials you respawn in Iboju". EXACLY WHAT I THINK WHEN I DO THIS QUEST
"Death has more personality then me" YES. YES.
"The Abysso Galoshes are better than the Sodeta Galoshes" THE LOSS IS SAD EVERY TIME

bumpp

 

The Sodeta Boots are still pretty good though

 

for this reason I liked this post

 

This is so much more sinister in 1.20

 

You got my attention

 

The Lost (Lvl. 85): So forgettable I forgot to include it.