Create A Story (was Finish The Sentence)

prepared the DJ stand and the strobe lights, so after every one was done they partied until the corruption was gone in wynn and the decay had taken over gavel, until eventually they all got tired of partying, causing them to collapse and sink into a pit they respawned in ragni together and talked to this enzan guy, who told him to go talk to his brother therck, then he got a few therck chains and made the most powerful hairdo of all time...
The end of the handsome thing500's story!

 

yay finally
now can we have the cat girl story

 

The official Season 2 of the create a story! enjoy!


Once upon a time, there was a very handsome man named @Thing500 he wants everyone to know hes handsome, so he leaves the king of ragni after telling him that he was handsome, then he goes to the stair man, but since hes not as much of of a sissy as ankarin he didn't run from the forest, him and his handsome-ness went through the forest and met some guy who had a disease, so thing500...
told him "Hey, did you know that I'm handsome?" to which the guy replied, "Yo, jump into this pit of spiders for me and get a plant ok?" Thing500 wasn't too sure about this, it might damage his looks! Nevertheless, he decided to do it. Five minutes later he came back with the plant. "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR ETERNITY," the ungrateful man replied. Out of disgust towards his disrespect, Thing500 stormed off further into the forest. ... ...When we got to the edge of the forest, he noticed something weird to the left. He went over there and found a Ragni general struggling with a cobweb. When he looked up he said "Hello there, unnaturally handsome human, could you help me with this?" Thing500 stepped through the cobwebs with ease, leaving the general behind. He strutted through the Infested Pit and the spiders were so amazed by his incredible beauty that they rolled over on their backs and Thing500 pet them, which made them do a creepy purring. When he got to the final boss, Arkadicus was so amazed by Thing500 that she became his giant spider pet. When they left the dungeon, they... ...were met by a furry another adventurer who laughed at him and his spider pets, because her ocelot pets companions were obviously much cuter and much more deadly because of their... ..ability to be so cute that no one would DARE touch them, so thing500 tried to pet the little ocelots, but they were scared by his giant 500 pound spider following him, so they didn't let him pet them. Thing500 then got sad because he likes cats and he walked to Detlas, where he...
got run over by an elephant girl wearing a weird official looking uniform on a horse. He then had to drink a lot of healing potions.
...Thing500 then realized his handsomeness went down by 1%, so he rode his spider all the way across the province and his spider was so fast, she could run across water. They reached Llevigar, the pretties city he knew, where they fixed his beautifulness and then killed him. Since Thing500 had should magic, he respawned in Detlas, since he was under leveled. He pet some grooks, met some cool dude named Ankarin, almost got killed again by his light-speed mushroom, and then left for... ...Almuj. But little did he know, Almuj was home to... ...ugly bandits and poor people. Thing500 put 2 and 2 together, and helped a bunch of people in the city to gain access to the bank. When ehe entered it, he saw that guy Ankarin again robbing it of like a billion dollars. Thing500 wasn't a thief, so he kindly asked the bank manager for some money, which was really easy as the guard golems didn't want to mess up Thing500's fresh cut. Thing500 then rode around the city, handing out money, petting cats, signing autographs, and causing heart attacks, since seeing a really handsome guy riding a 500 pound spider is pretty spooky. After that, he moved on to the bandit lair, prettied them to death, and left for... Some icy forest area, there he went to some guy that said "blah blah breathing helmet you have" so then he went diving for some squid people? who asked for some everlasting pufferfish? he then went to a fisherguy he definitely knew was there, and the fisher guy asked him to go kill his dead friend... sounds like that nemract guy, he got the pufferfish, ignored the fisherman, and gave it to the fish man, and he was rewarded a new hairdo. He then went to some spooky mansion which... ...a cup of cold hot chocolate. The cats gave up and returned to their friend the cat lady, and told her that now that he was missing their evil plan to hold him hostage for a lot of emeralds had failed. Then they were sad, while elsewhere... Thing500 crawled out of the cup of tea, which was in some farm town named Bucie, he then killed a bunch of orcs, then he killed more orcs, he then killed even more orcs, he then bought a new hairdo and a christmas hat, afterwards he... ...found arkadicus chillin with a bunch of other spiders outside llevigar. He went to llevigar and ran into that Ankarin guy again, and he... got knocked over by some mooshroom, with his new spider army, he marched all the way to this swamp town and had to kill a large slime, and then he had to fight this monster named bighands, however due to thing500's handsomness he got bighands on his side, thing500, bighand, and 20 spiders then went to some orc castle where... ...a ton of well armed orcs started screaming about food and humans, and since they had no appreciation of Thing500's beauty, they charged him and his army. Thing500 didn't like that, so he ordered Bighands to throw some gravel at the castle. Since Bighands has such, well, big hands, he picked up a nice pile of boulders and obliterated the fort. The army of spiders with Thing500 and Arkadicus in the lead crash into the orcs, where there was a short battle because the little spiders were so fast and nimble, those clumsy orcs couldn't do anything about it! The orcs were all killed and the spiders had a big feast. Some villager dude then came over to them and thanked the small army for... Taking care of the castle, and gave them some terrible mask, angered he ordered the spider army to destroy the villager camp, he then went to some floating island and did a corrupted dungeon, in the fiery sewers he found a homeless Man named... ...Homo, since no one remembers his real name. This guy was like "I didn't kill anyone!" and Thing500 was like "Oh yeah?!" so he left for Cinfras and found a really big dead body. Bighands then scratched the floor and unearthed a gambling bar in the sewers. Thing500 then personally ran over everyone with his spider and arrested some random guy. He marched up to the Letvus Airbase afterwards, where he saw some guy who kept touching his reae-end for some reason. Thing500 asked "u good?" and the man said "no I lost my passport. Thing500 decided to find it for him, and started searching in.. the sewers again that bighands uncovered, there he found some old guy who gave him his passport, he then threw away the passport cause he didn't n eed it, he then went to some wizard talking about this big magical lake, afterwards he... jumped into the lake... and friggin died so he respawned in cinfras where... ...unknown to him, he was being watched by a shape-shifted cat lady, who's plan was to pretend to be an ocelot and gain his trust, then turn kidnap him to demand a ransom from everyone who thought he was handsome.
Thing500 was strolling through Cinfras after killing an insane administrator, when he saw the shape-shifted ocelot. He didn't know this was the mean crazy cat lady, so he stooped to pet the animal. Suddenly, the ocelot turned into the cat lady, smashed a branch over his head, and kidnapped his unconscious body. When Bighand, Arkadicus, and the spider army returned to search for him, they couldn't find him. It wasn't before Arkadicus saw... ... the ransom sign that he she knew what was happening. However, before he she could do anything about it, all of his her spiders got incredibly distracted by a pilot from detlas who had somehow walked to cinfras instead of flying. Arakadicus frantically tried to get the spiders to pay attention and help rescue Thing500 by.... Tossing a bunch of loud bugs at the random sign, they then went and found where the crazy cat lady was holding thing500, that killed the cat lady after a hard fought battle, however 10 spiders were sadly lost in battle and arakidikus was injured. So to help her injury thing500... ...conjured att his handsomeness into one powerful beam, sacrificing it to save Arkadicus (who is a she). Arkadicus became well, again, but Thing500 lost his infinite beauty, turning... normal. After a brief funeral, Thing500 set out to regain his handsomeness, by traveling far, far away, to the... Elves of Aldorei Valley, he seeked to obtain eternal handsomness again, there he had to pass some trials, pass more trials, then find out who died... then passed some more trials. Eventually bighands gave up with all this, slapped all the elves and took their beauty, later he went to some air temple where he...
after the elf fiasco, Thing500 (now handsome again), reached that air temple, where some stupid priest dude or something wanted him to get a hungry guy from a cave somewhere...? Anyways, Thing500 went over to the cave and found the guy, who was dumber that the temple person. He didn't want to ride Arkadicus, even though it would taken them like seconds to reach the original location. He also insisted on killing everything within a 10 mile radius and had an addiction to magically disappearing and having the eyesight of a bat. Finally, after about 10 hours, Thing500... ... used his spare Nemract whiskey and possibly some other chemicals to knock the idiot out and briefly pondered throwing him off a cliff before tossing him on Arakadicus and going back to the air temple. As soon as he got back, some other stupid priest dude asked him to kill a monster or something in a cave, so... ...he went to the area he was told to go to, and by some strange magic he ended up dying. He expected to respawn in Lusuco because that makes sense but instead ended up in a monotone world of gray. Confused, he looked around and in the distance saw a giant mansion. He walked towards it, but on the way something caught his eye. None other than the shape-shifting ocelot herself was standing there, angrily staring at the massive building. ... ... Thing500 barely noticed who it was before the ocelot turned around and noticed him too. They both quickly took out their remaining hot chocolate / tea supplies and doused each other, but to their collective surprise, nothing happened. Before they could try fighting some other way, a mysterious loud voice called them both to enter the mansion. ... but that turned out to just be death, him and Thing500 were bros at this point so after explaining the situation, they kicked the ocelot out of the realm and got Thing500 out of the realm, afterwards he...
...found himself standing back in the air temple, where the priest dude was yelling at him for not killing the monster or something, idk. Thing500 didn't really think he was being very nice so he ran over him with his pet spider, since that is how he likes solving those types of problems. He then rode to the next city, this weird place called Theasad. There, he... went into some gassy. mines, afterwards he went to some guy whos cows were missing, however he just dressed up one of his spiders as a cow and the quest was done, later he went to some hot place, where he did something with demons named doguns, later he met up with some people who decided that doguns were good and the dwarves were brainwashed, so they went and... ... told the doguns to evacuate, then they sabotaged (carefully blew up) the dwarven army supplies and went to ask the dwarven king to be nice to the doguns. The king said no, so Thing500 had his spiders kidnap the king and quickly ran out of the Rodoroc palace. Without the king, the dwarves weren't organized enough to attack the doguns, so the doguns all escaped and they had Axelus be the next king, since he was already prince. After successfully avoiding the summoning of any demons, Thing500...
moved on to this even weirder place called the Sky Islands, and they were actually kinda cool, but he fell of and turned into a pancake on this REALLY strange collection of islands deep into the void. He later returned to these using an elevator and found... that he was meant to die down there, angrily he went and stabbed the professor and went along his business, he then went to some cook he apparently knew who told his 3 chefs to help Thing500 make their recipes, he chose the person names "... Kale, as kale is a well-known healthy vegetable and Thing500 didn't want to encourage children to eat fish from out of volcanoes. But, when he went to get the last ingredient Kale told him to get, he found it talked, and would complain randomly when he went to certain places with it. He had a lot of fun running around Gavel with the talking mushroom before coming back and giving Kale the ingredients about a week later. They were both disqualified from the competition for taking about twenty times as long as they were supposed to, so... ...Thing500 dejectedly walked away from Ahmsord. However, on his way out he saw a merchant selling wigs. "Ooh! Maybe I'll look more handsome in this," Thing500 thought out loud. He swiftly purchased it, and... went to some raider base with these very nice...people... around it, there he went to this massive building in the middle, there he met someone who... ...seemed very confused about Thing500's gender, likely disoriented because of how immensely handsome he was, especially with his new wig. Eventually, they decided to let him into their trial thingy, but sadly said Arakadicus had to wait outside, at least for the first few trials. During the trials, ... a dumb pirate mistook aracadius as a dog and put her in the kennel. then aracadius got pissed and killed the pirate, then she escaped and found thing500 and joined him in the trials, he then won and got awarded pirate queen!
he then got this message-
Congratulations! you have reached level 100!
new quest- A journey beyond
he set out to detlas where he... found a group of no one because everyone died when they went with that ankarin dude, so Thing500 was forced to...
go to the silent expanse with just arakadicus and the spiders. he also sent an interdimensional message to his friend death just in case any of them died there. the first thing Thing500 found when he went in was... a knife that that aledar dude had, it was on the ground so arakadicus picked it up and used it as a weapon, they then found a broken bridge and some huuge city, he thought it looked like a great place to party though so thing500 went into the big middle building and... prepared the DJ stand and the strobe lights, so after every one was done they partied until the corruption was gone in wynn and the decay had taken over gavel, until eventually they all got tired of partying, causing them to collapse and sink into a pit they respawned in ragni together and talked to this enzan guy, who told him to go talk to his brother therck, then he got a few therck chains and made the most powerful hairdo of all time...


And that is the end of the Handsome Thing500's story!
thanks to @Thing500
@ocel0tgirl
@Ellphant
and @ditsario

 

the end

the end!

 

yes! you may start season 3 if its your story, just remember to put some bold letters in the beginning to signify its the start of a new season

 

ok lets go
*ahem* (very tempted to not do bold letters)
Once upon a time, there was a girl. But not any ordinary girl... it was an ocelotgirl.

 

But not just any ocelotgirl, this was the legendary ocel0tgirl, tamer off all things cats and professional...

 

welcomer of new citizens to the savannah. However, one day, she decided that simply welcoming people to the savannah wasn't enough. She wanted to...

 

welcome people to the whole province of Wynn! so she started standing outside the entrance to Fruma and aggressively welcoming people, but people though that was weird until one day, this weird cow that walked on 2 legs and had rainbow hair came up to ocel0tgirl and said...

 

...nothing, he just nodded at her and walked away. She was so proud that she wore a button that said "a weird cow person with rainbow hair approves of my welcoming"...

 

...which is uhh, not a good sign. Next, that random dude with a big...

 

axe, like REALLY BIG came up to ocel0tgirl and said "I am Skull Crusher, Crusker of Skulls!!" Ocel0tgirl, unimpressed, replied...

 

"Welcome to Wynn, Skull Crusher. In case you haven't heard, gathering and crafting stuff takes way too long and you'd be better off just killing things. Archaeology is also kind of fun if you like that kind of thing." She then handed him a pamphlet labelled "New Wynn citizens guide". Skull Crusher then...

 

promptly took his axe and began to swing it at the girl, as a warning. "I'm not new!" he shouted, walking away and putting on armor made of...

 

...bones. "well if your not new, why'd you come up to my booth?" She shouted, waving her hand/paw/whatever at her birth that had a large sign saying "new people welcoming booth".

 

"cause i don't have good sight and there are no glasses in this blasted universe" said skull crusher, he then proceeded to hit zombies with his axe, however at some point ocelotgirl got bored, she wanted to go adventure with the rest of the people she was welcoming, so she left her stand and looked at the new world... grabbing a few cats that she had stuffed in her pocket, she started off her adventure on the emerald trail...

 

...where she eventually found a little collection of buildings concisting of random people and an archery tower or 2. After getting shot 17 times by her own fellow soldiers, she scampered through the mess of people in line there and found a pretty cool building where a tool merchant had a special one time deal: Buy 1 t2 tool, and...

 

...get one free! She walked away from the merchant because everyone knows that cat's generally don't like vegtables.

 

Cats of course like Fancy Feasts Gravy Delux (4 oz. net weight), but those hadn't been invented yet. Ocel0tgirl was getting hungry, so she sat down on a log and threw the cats in her pockets as deadly projectiles if anything came close to her. While she was pondering where to get food, a few adventurers walked by, talking about some place named Detlas, and how they had... GROOKS!! The next best thing! Without a second thought, ocel0tgirl...

 

what? I don't throw cats.
...zoomed all the way to detlas with her ocelot speed. She then gruesomly ripped apart a couple grooks, which earned her a few weird looks and a thumbs up from a guy who was blasting grooks with fire too...