Create A Story (was Finish The Sentence)

...a cup of cold hot chocolate. The cats gave up and returned to their friend the cat lady, and told her that now that he was missing their evil plan to hold him hostage for a lot of emeralds had failed. Then they were sad, while elsewhere...

 

Thing500 crawled out of the cup of tea, which was in some farm town named Bucie, he then killed a bunch of orcs, then he killed more orcs, he then killed even more orcs, he then bought a new hairdo and a christmas hat, afterwards he...

 

(its not tea btw)
...found arkadicus chillin with a bunch of other spiders outside llevigar. He went to llevigar and ran into that Ankarin guy again, and he...

 

got knocked over by some mooshroom, with his new spider army, he marched all the way to this swamp town and had to kill a large slime, and then he had to fight this monster named bighands, however due to thing500's handsomness he got bighands on his side, thing500, bighand, and 20 spiders then went to some orc castle where...

 

...a ton of well armed orcs started screaming about food and humans, and since they had no appreciation of Thing500's beauty, they charged him and his army. Thing500 didn't like that, so he ordered Bighands to throw some gravel at the castle. Since Bighands has such, well, big hands, he picked up a nice pile of boulders and obliterated the fort. The army of spiders with Thing500 and Arkadicus in the lead crash into the orcs, where there was a short battle because the little spiders were so fast and nimble, those clumsy orcs couldn't do anything about it! The orcs were all killed and the spiders had a big feast. Some villager dude then came over to them and thanked the small army for...

 

So this has basically became a terraria summoner playthrough
Taking care of the castle, and gave them some terrible mask, angered he ordered the spider army to destroy the villager camp, he then went to some floating island and did a corrupted dungeon, in the fiery sewers he found a homeless Man named...

 

bump btw;)

 

...Homo, since no one remembers his real name. This guy was like "I didn't kill anyone!" and Thing500 was like "Oh yeah?!" so he left for Cinfras and found a really big dead body. Bighands then scratched the floor and unearthed a gambling bar in the sewers. Thing500 then personally ran over everyone with his spider and arrested some random guy. He marched up to the Letvus Airbase afterwards, where he saw some guy who kept touching his reae-end for some reason. Thing500 asked "u good?" and the man said "no I lost my passport. Thing500 decided to find it for him, and started searching in...

 

the sewers again that bighands uncovered, there he found some old guy who gave him his passport, he then threw away the passport cause he didn't n eed it, he then went to some wizard talking about this big magical lake, afterwards he...

 

...jumped into the lake...
(also is the cat lady with her evil plans ever coming back)

 

and friggin died so he respawned in cinfras where...
(bring her back whenever)

 

...unknown to him, he was being watched by a shape-shifted cat lady, who's plan was to pretend to be an ocelot and gain his trust, then turn kidnap him to demand a ransom from everyone who thought he was handsome.

 

Thing500 was strolling through Cinfras after killing an insane administrator, when he saw the shape-shifted ocelot. He didn't know this was the mean crazy cat lady, so he stooped to pet the animal. Suddenly, the ocelot turned into the cat lady, smashed a branch over his head, and kidnapped his unconscious body. When Bighand, Arkadicus, and the spider army returned to search for him, they couldn't find him. It wasn't before Arkadicus saw...

 

... the ransom sign that he she knew what was happening. However, before he she could do anything about it, all of his her spiders got incredibly distracted by a pilot from detlas who had somehow walked to cinfras instead of flying. Arakadicus frantically tried to get the spiders to pay attention and help rescue Thing500 by....

 

Tossing a bunch of loud bugs at the random sign, they then went and found where the crazy cat lady was holding thing500, that killed the cat lady after a hard fought battle, however 10 spiders were sadly lost in battle and arakidikus was injured. So to help her injury thing500...

 

...conjured att his handsomeness into one powerful beam, sacrificing it to save Arkadicus (who is a she). Arkadicus became well, again, but Thing500 lost his infinite beauty, turning... normal. After a brief funeral, Thing500 set out to regain his handsomeness, by traveling far, far away, to the...

 

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Elves of Aldorei Valley, he seeked to obtain eternal handsomness again, there he had to pass some trials, pass more trials, then find out who died... then passed some more trials. Eventually bighands gave up with all this, slapped all the elves and took their beauty, later he went to some air temple where he...

 

ok i would contribute to the story but
uh
i havent gotten to this part yet...
also im dead what nooooo
please tell me i can cheeze Death

 

(ahem lets just say one of the spiders were actually one of your shapeshifting cats, and helped you live)

 

ANYWAYS
after the elf fiasco, Thing500 (now handsome again), reached that air temple, where some stupid priest dude or something wanted him to get a hungry guy from a cave somewhere...? Anyways, Thing500 went over to the cave and found the guy, who was dumber that the temple person. He didn't want to ride Arkadicus, even though it would taken them like seconds to reach the original location. He also insisted on killing everything within a 10 mile radius and had an addiction to magically disappearing and having the eyesight of a bat. Finally, after about 10 hours, Thing500...