Create A Story (was Finish The Sentence)

dern, then he died instantly and respawned in rodoroc... he then got some icy staff, killed some giant demon lord, y'know, all in a days work. He then went to some place with sky islands, he fell though cause he was drunk and respawned in some floaty place called...

 

...the Floaty Lands, where he left after smashing some majestic cave squids and killing Yahya's immortal final form, which makes no sense, but whatever. He was pretty hot and sweaty from killing things and dying, so he took a short swim, ending up back at Wynn where he found some lady named Elphaba and followed her to a creepy place called...

 

definitely not dern, in definitely not dern someones guts got stolen and they got chased by some creepy golem thing, then him and some dude named aledar drove a cart to some spooky town called...

 

...lupho, where ankarin does nothing and moves on with that random dude Aledar, reaching some weird bog thing with toxic waste. Some weird stuff happens and Aledar get almost dead, but they reach a building called the Crusty Crab, where Ankarin smashes Aledar's head in and the building gets so scared it opens its front door and Ankarin enters. He then proceeds to do the usual...

 

...jumping off the bridge before the boss...

 

...fight, which is literally an eye ball. Ankarin reaches into his, uhh, pocket and pulls out a handful of sand and throw it at the eye, killing it instantly with over 20,000,000 damage dealt. Ankarin then leaves and marches up to a weirdo standing in front of a black floating pancake. The weirdo tells ankarin to...

 

...go to where he began, which just confuses Ankarin. Thinking of all the places he could go, he decides to break into Fruma. ...

 

...There, he goes full sicko mode and dies. Then, since there is no war in the fruman walls, he respawned in Llevigar, since that makes sense. He then goes to nemract and lived happily ever after with his killer bottle. Legends say he can kill anything with a single swing of his bottle or a pinch of pocket sand, but for now he's simply beanin in nemract, or until the Content Council of the Gods creates Fruma, just without war, since as everyone knows, there is no war inside the fruman walls there is no war inside the fruman walls there is no war inside the fruman walls there is no war inside the fruman walls there is no war inside the fruman walls there is no war inside the fruman walls THERE IS NO WAR INSIDE THE FRUMAN WALLS THERE IS NO WAR INSIDE THE FRUMAN WALLS THERE IS NO WAR INSIDE THE FRUMAN WALLS THERE IS NO WAR INSIDE THE FRUMAN WALLS there is no war inside the fruman walls there is no war inside the fruman walls there is no war inside the fruman walls THERE IS NO WAR INSIDE THE FRUMAN WALLS THERE IS NO WAR INSIDE THE FRUMAN WALLS

The end. that is the tale of the legendary Ankarin.

 

*claps*

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i guess its time for a new story...
once upon a time, there was a cow man named salted that wanted to make a game in minecraft, he decided to call it...

 

Dinncraft. Dinncraft occured in a futuristic dystopia, in which...

 

people like to eat dinn, a futuristic term for dinner, salted figured though "all my food should be salted" so salted salted the food, making it salted's salty salted dinn of saltiness, people had to go around and find the ultimate salted food at the end of the game, once the first player joined the server with barely anything in it yet, he said...

 

Create a story- Season 1... The story of the drunken Ankarin

once upon a time, a new recruit of Fruma was brought to the Wynn Province, this man was a soul magician with no name, after getting his talk from the king he departs into the ragni outskirts... And in the ragni outskirts, he saw a sign that said "lol your name is anakarin your not fooling anyone with that no name thing" ...Anakarin they punched the sign down and said to himself "I don't like Anakarin, I want to be Ankarin instead!" He then... Ankarin then went along and found this little area with an item identifier. He then searched around for anything he could use, however he didn’t so he continued on the path, when he was the met by a huge forest... ...which was so dark and massive he decided not to go in, so he turned around and walked along the edge, in search of another way. He found... A grumpy dude grumbling about a mysterious ct and... stairs? Afterwards, he turned north and eventually found a coastal trail which brought him right across the creepy forest, then he made it to Detlas. In Detlas, he picked up his tools he found in the outskirts and left the safe walls of the city, only to be swamped by wild mooshrooms that ran at the speed of light.
After running away he decided to power up his gear, to do that he found a tunnel that was susposed to bring him to ragni, yet he had to do some thing to carve through the cave, then some cow creature showed up? He commited some crimes then ended up to ragni, he then... ...punched a crying anime girl named Bob the zombie to death and got nothing, but he did smash some random pots all around the fortress and got enough emeralds to buy a nice set of armor off the merchant in the center of the city. Upon returning to Detlas, he then... ... drank a lot of Nemract whiskey and decided to break every private property law in existence and run around random people's houses, somehow managing to break into the ruins of ancient Detlas in the process. He decided he wanted more whiskey, so he... ...starting walking towards the exit of Detlas with “Nemract” sign. However, he was stopped by a man of the name Sayleros. He said something along the lines of “Will you go kill my undead brother for me thanks” and it sounded fair enough to Ankarin, so he accepted and started the walk to Nemract. ... ...Upon reaching the run-down port town, he drank even more whiskey and got so drunk, he stumped right down to this undead guy and without accepting a single word of warning, he killed the zombie dude in one mighty punch. Ankarin then came to his scenes and decided drinking that much is bad and its time to stop. When he returned to Sayleros, he said... How in the hell did you manage to get the ashes that quick...? Well whatever here is your money and access to the graveyard, he then went to that graveyard, however when he got there he found himself surrounded by 10 zombies... in a quick burst of thought, he used his new soul ability which is... ...so overpowered that nothing happened because it is resurrection based soul magic so Ankarin died and respawned in Nemract. He than marched back to the graveyard and burned it to the ground even though its made of...stone but lets not worry about that, later he went for a drink in the Nemract bar to satisfy his drinking problem lel. He met some pirate name Honip who kidnapped him, and brought him on some boat, he then fought the c o l l o s al r a t. it was hard. He then shot himself out of the ship and landed in some wierd island, and a boat got him back to Nemract. Not learning his lesson he went back and had another drink at the bar, which caused him to... ...pass out. When he woke up, he was outside on the ground. In front of him was a man by the name of Mylo, and as soon as he realized that Ankarin was awake he starting rambling about someone betraying Nemract and how he needed to go to Almuj to set things straight. With nothing else to do, Ankarin accepted and... ...rode a mooshroom all the way to Almuj, which took him about 30 seconds. When he got there, he found out he needed to assassinate some random guy, but he got sidetracked and ended up stealing 260,000 emeralds from the bank, which he gave to some weird sick bird guy and continued on his way. When he found the guy he needed to kill he... Was about to kill him, when the mooshroom he rode came and killed the traitor at light speed, ankarin gave up thinking about it and gave he badge back to Amerigo, then he went to some sand tomb, which had a mage that told him to......go find a magic staff that was with a secret bandit service and the staff turned out to be a twig and was really cold as well, but Ankarin took the staff/twig to the mage where she then... Unleashed some evil force, Ankarin the. Ignored the dungeon because it sucks and went to the seaskipper to go find this big quarts city thing, when reaching the city he... became poor after buying alot of fan merchandise ;-;. He then went to some scientist guy who thought Ankarin was the tech guy, then he went and solved some complex puzzle, eventually protecting the city from destruction and stuff. He then went out to the llevigar plains and found this spot with a bunch of spiders, he... ...suddenly saw something shiny up in the sky. It was whitish and British, so Ankarin followed it and then saw some crazy guy with a rock so he killed him and Tok it. After that... went to some guy named... "Sherk"? he wanted some princess and stuff, so he did all of that then suddenly he was grabbed by a lightspeed mooshroom and brought all the way to some place in the sky, there are quite alot of dungeons up here, so ankarin... had to kill everything and find a way down safely, so because physics is real, he fell into a puddle far below which saved him from certain death. He found the princess that Sherk needed and so he killed her and went back to Sherk. Ankarin then got his face smashed in and respawned in Llevigar where he left to go to... ...the Ice Islands. Once there, he quickly walked over to the closest settlement he could find. A man named Adigard told him about how his neighbors sucked, and asked Ankarin to help deal with them and ask them about a treaty. Ankarin decided that... ...he might as well to get the climbing helmet,after solving the civil war he went back to nesaak and found this huge bridge to a jungle, when he made it across he... Tripped over a small slime, face planted into the ground, and passed out. When he woke up...
...a big scary guy named Skylar was whacking Ankarin with a shaman's relic, but since Ankarin had a drinking problem he didn't feel any pain, so he killed Skylar and got his disgusting slimy heart which he used to...
...nemract where he fell down a really deep hole and had to take a bath to leave. He then fell down a not-deep hole IN nemract which took him to a big room of fast travel thingies. He took the one to Llevigar and rode a light speed mooshroom halfway across the province to Cinfras. upon arriving he... got one tapped by a fairy and respawned back in llevigar because he was underleveled, so he killed like 9000 fire boys in a cave with plants in it, then he went back to cinfras, upon arriving he...
...ran into a small boy bugging his mom. The boy broke his arm and the mom sued him and his mooshroom... ran away cause thats not his business to deal with, Ankarin had to pay 20 le and is now poor ;-;. So he decided to go do some quests, he had to go to some sketchy market to get a pass, which then was apparently his, so using his new fancy passport he went and... ate it... ..because he was hungry i guess, well he went to an airship and the guy said he needs a passport... so he punched the guy and went on the airship, on the airship he...
...passed out on the bed before some weirdo kid fell of the ship and Ankarin had to help an ugly mechanic guy to fix the airship before they got shot out of the sky by pirates, who were all slaughtered by ankarin and his mighty empty-nemract-whiskey-bottle-v4000, and he then got back to Cinfras and jumped off a cliff to see if he's a high enough level now. It was a success! He respawned and... immediately went and got another drink.. "Not as good as Nemract whiskey" he said. However it was still pretty good, now that he was equipped with his bottle we set out to selchar to enter some machine bird island thingy, he doesn't remember anything other than passing out on the boat though, later he found himself fighting some big mech x thing, afterwards he... dern, then he died instantly and respawned in rodoroc... he then got some icy staff, killed some giant demon lord, y'know, all in a days work. He then went to some place with sky islands, he fell though cause he was drunk and respawned in some floaty place called...
...the Floaty Lands, where he left after smashing some majestic cave squids and killing Yahya's immortal final form, which makes no sense, but whatever. He was pretty hot and sweaty from killing things and dying, so he took a short swim, ending up back at Wynn where he found some lady named Elphaba and followed her to a creepy place called... definitely not dern, in definitely not dern someones guts got stolen and they got chased by some creepy golem thing, then him and some dude named aledar drove a cart to some spooky town called...
...lupho, where ankarin does nothing and moves on with that random dude Aledar, reaching some weird bog thing with toxic waste. Some weird stuff happens and Aledar get almost dead, but they reach a building called the Crusty Crab, where Ankarin smashes Aledar's head in and the building gets so scared it opens its front door and Ankarin enters. He then proceeds to do the usual... ...jumping off the bridge before the boss...
...fight, which is literally an eye ball. Ankarin reaches into his, uhh, pocket and pulls out a handful of sand and throw it at the eye, killing it instantly with over 20,000,000 damage dealt. Ankarin then leaves and marches up to a weirdo standing in front of a black floating pancake. The weirdo tells ankarin to... ...go to where he began, which just confuses Ankarin. Thinking of all the places he could go, he decides to break into Fruma. ... ...There, he goes full sicko mode and dies. Then, since there is no war in the fruman walls, he respawned in Llevigar, since that makes sense. He then goes to nemract and lived happily ever after with his killer bottle. Legends say he can kill anything with a single swing of his bottle or a pinch of pocket sand, but for now he's simply beanin in nemract, or until the Content Council of the Gods creates Fruma, just without war, since as everyone knows, there is no war inside the fruman walls there is no war inside the fruman walls there is no war inside the fruman walls there is no war inside the fruman walls.





And that is the end of the legendary tale of Ankarin, the drunken soul magician.
Big thanks to
@Ankarin
@Thing500
@Ellphant
@ocel0tgirl
@PiggyDragons
for Contributing to this great story!

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It seems season 2 didn't have enough of an interesting story, so lets go with something else!
once upon a time There was a handsome man named @Thing500 , he avoided dying from hot chocolate once and is now angry at mr thrower, so he rebeled and gained a group of followers to join his cause. These followers included @ocel0tgirl and @Ellphant who regret their actions and want to destroy the mr thrower
Their first action to anger the Mr thrower was...

 

NOOOOOO I WAS TYPING THIS UP

 

c o p y / p a s t e

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also nice christmas edits

 

between you, ocelot, and thing500 I feel obligated to make a Christmas pfp lol

 

just put a christmas hat on top of your avatar.. ez

 

I mean rn my pfp is an amalgamation of 1.20 things, I guess I could just throw in a couple of snowflakes and Santa hats..
oh I just realized that Orphion's antlers could be viewed as reindeer antlers

 

so uh, anyone gonna continue season 2?

 

I mean it's inaccurate, I would never rebel against the chocolate gods

 

uh, let me reword it then we can go

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thereee we go