Fun With Google Translate

Hello! this is the text that is going to be translated with a special recipe, i am excited to see how this turns out but while i wait, here is a story. Once upon a time a warrior was walking to detlas, then a mage came up and asked for a duel, he said sure, but the mage heal spammed and won because warrior needs a buff and kinda sucks.

Translation;
Hello! This post describes this fire. Glad to see him, but this is his story.
(what??)

Try 2:
I am once again saying hi, so here is another story- a shaman was once walking to dernel jungle, however a alligator came up and attacked him, then 20 tribesmen came up and attacked it! then the alligator died the the poor shaman was saved, the end!

Translation:
Hello again, here is the pain news. One day the light went out, but the crocodile got up and 20 people came to kill us! The circus works, and it’s amazing! Pain.

 

Original: "Once upon a time there was a cow named Salted. He made a game called Wynncraft which then got a forums. Some time later a guy named Ankarin made a forum game in the Nemract's Bar section of the forums that abused the way Google Translate works. The end."

Put through Latin and Tradition CGoogle Translate: "There was once a cow Salitum'' was named. Therefore, the game he created is called Wynncraft, and I won the market. After that, a guy named Bar Nemract of Ankarin Game Market used Google Translate to analyze the market they abused. End."

 

My name is now Bar Nemract, very cool

 

And you abuse markets

 

New translation-
original-

Wynncraft endgame can be boring, here are some things that can help. corrupted undergrowth ruins and mini quests can help.

new-

The latest Wynnraft game can be tricky, but here are some helpful tips. Things like trash and waste can be a great help in research.

 

-original

Hello , I am trying to get to ten posts ,so I can post links

-new

I am trying to find the links to these links to send ten

________________________________

-original

I like Wynncraft a lot and the forums are fun too

-new

The market is also reached by many as I Wincraft

 

Latin’s the best for this btw because it keeps changing:

Original -
Wynncraft is better than Hypixel Skyblock because it’s actually a good game ok I’m off gotta grind some professions or something.

1 Time -
Wynncraft is improving, it's really good game Hypixel Skyblock OK I'm kind of gotta grind or a liberal arts or something.

2 Times (I had to censor something wtf lmfao) -
Wynncraft is improving, it's really good game Hypixel Skyblock OK I am a wh*** or something or some gotta liberal arts.

3 Times (Are you ok translate) -
Wynncraft is improving, it's really good game Hypixel Skyblock OK, I gotta perverse rebellious woman, or any business or liberal arts.

That’s as far as it went but wtf lmao

 

Original: Corrupted Undergrowth Ruins parkour is too hard, please fix it

Translated: The loss of forest damage in parkour, where do we fix it

Original: I can't wait to see the new raids!

Translated: Looking for a new job?

Original: Meme Boots

Translated: And the reason is happy.

 

From Memory Paranoia:

Mr. Caritat: HE WHO STARTED THE WAR SHALL RISE ONCE MORE. FROM THE REALM OF SHADOWS, DECEIT AND PAIN.

FOREVER TRAPPED, FROM WHENCE HE CAME. THROUGH THE WEAK POINT BETWEEN REALMS HE. WILL. RISE. AGAIN!

FROM THE SOILS OF DOOM THE SERVANT LAID

BREAK THROUGH THE REALMS TO THE LAND OF TRADE.

CORRUPT THE WORLD WITH SEEDS OF PAIN

SO THAT HE...
...MAY RISE AGAIN!

after translations:

Lord Karite: LIKE WAR, WAR IS BEGINNING TO RISE AGAIN. PREPARE TO STING THE PARACHUTE.

ALWAYS TRAPPED BY WHAT IS HAPPENING. COME TO ME AND FINISH IT ALL. WILL DO. RIDE. YES!

GROUND ADVERTISING IS VERY STABLE.

THE CORRUPTION IN THIS WORLD MAKES SEEDS TRADEABLE...

...INCREASE!

 

Original:
I shit in your existence. A week ago my weapon disappeared in the middle of the tutorial. I was a level 44 and I had to do the tutorial and I lost the weapon. And now I just lost another crossbow. My two best weapons lost and nothing has been answered yet or returned, Or help me or I will report you.

after translates:
I have to live, and a week later my rifle disappeared among the guides. I am 44 years old. I need a lesson. The weapon is gone. I miss further instructions. I have lost most of my equipment. No answer yet. I haven't asked for help yet.


i'll do another
Wynncraft is a free-to-play MMORPG Minecraft server. It is owned and operated by the Wynncraft team (mainly consisted of the CraftedMovie team and the Content Team). The latest update is the 1.19 Silent Expanse update. The official website can be accessed here. The server and the forums are operated and moderated by the Wynncraft Staff. When playing on the server please make sure to follow the Rules.

after translates:
Wincraft Minecraft is a free MMORPG server. Led by a team from Winchester (usually a team from Kraft Cathedral). Last updated: 1.19 Exclusive extended form. The official site is here. The server platform is managed by employees of Wincraft. You must follow the rules when playing on the server.

 

Original:
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Translation:
My name is Kira Jiiing. I am 33 years old. Our house is in the northeast under Morio where all the villas are located and I am not married. Kameido works at a department store and goes home. Every day at 20.00 I don't smoke, but I do drink occasionally. I slept at 11pm and slept another 8 hours. Drinking a glass of warm milk before going to bed and stretching for 20 minutes will usually help you sleep comfortably until the morning. As a child, I woke up in the morning without feeling tired or stressed. Someone said there were no problems during the last exam. I want to explain I am a person who wants to live a quiet life. I try not to worry about being unable to sleep at night, such as the victory or defeat of the enemy. I know this is my way of healing society and it makes me happy. But even if you have to fight, you will never lose.