SPOILER You're Pretty Awful

You as a player are pretty awful.

Don't believe me? Let's take a look.


In King's Recruit, you probably killed some wild boars, grooks, cows and maybe even horses didn't you? You monster. Also, you took down a tree for something as petty as getting over a ravine? Deforestation.

Farmer Cevalus will surely thank you for destroying his entire farm and not helping him rebuild it.

How did you get those eggs in Cook's Assistant, huh?? I doubt you bought them in Maltic, that would be too considerate of you.

Don't even get me started about Tunnel Trouble, did you actually just help some Cow Lunatic steal innocent farmer's cows?! You probably took most of his livelihood you punk! And not only that, but you were also neglecting your duty by letting Miner Linton wait in the cavern for an hour while you were committing crimes!

You really just did that, hm? Just because they are spiders and you don't like them, doesn't mean they deserve to die. Especially not in their own home. I bet you killed some eggs in there as well. Ope told you to collect Saccharum not commit Spider genocide!

You should really hand over that treasure to the authorities, what are you, some kind of pirate?! You only care about yourself and your reward, don't you?

Sure kill more creatures for the sake of "research". Just admit that you like killing those poor beings.

Sure, sure you just helped a man to make his soup, keep telling yourself that. Let's pretend like you're not helping him with his mushroom addiction...

What did the spiders do to you man?? They are not even close to any settlement!

Don't come lying to me that you saved Asher on the first try. I bet you enjoyed watching him die in every single way there is. Probably more than once.

Creepers were one of the few creatures that were still untouched by your destruction, but of course, you had to show up in their hideout. Now they will live in fear.

Alright, you're straight up participating in making some demonic potions, if you have some decency, you will report yourself to the authorities, right now!!

Jesus, this Witch wasn't even that bad, so what that she kidnapped a child?! Everyone makes mistakes and she was wronged basically by the whole town! She even explained that to you and you still mercilessly killed her!

So you're a Graves' Robber and not only that, but you're also helping some Sayleros get money from his brother's heritage that he killed himself! Oh my god, you are such a terrible being, how can one stoop so low??

Did you just kill Cluckles?!?!?!?!?!?!

Sure, just go annoying poor spirits of the dead some more by jumping into their pit.

I bet that you will just let some other poor fellow buy that moving house without notifying anyone...

Sure let's recover the past by getting people that are living pretty good lives, being happy and all, by forcefully making them relive their traumatic memories and then just tossing them out. They are probably broken, but what do you care? You got your 1 Shattered Memory Shard!

Yeah, play with explosives just because Orikal told you to. You know nothing about them! You could have easily killed everyone in the Corrupted village with your meddling!

Knowing you, Takan was probably the person who was wronged here, but who are you to get all the facts? You will just jump in and kill everyone without asking questions.

I knew you were a pirate!! But you are actually so bad that you even stole from the pirates!

By now you should really know that messing with the past is not good. But you got your reward, so everyone else can suffer, right? You can't be stopped even during Christmas man!

Of course, go kill some innocent Slimes just because some addict needs his fix! Why don't you rehabilitate this person instead? That would be too nice of you, right?

I'm pretty surprised you weren't amongst the bandits breaking into Almuj's Bank considering your past... AND YOUR FUTURE!

You see, Nick is actually a good person, unlike yourself. If it weren't for him, you probably would have killed everyone in Detlas for a single crate of food and probably still came back to the homeless expecting a 1 LE reward.

Let's see... Trespassing, burglary, blackmailing, murder, god knows what else... You should spend the rest of your life in prison. Yet people call you a hero... What a twisted world.



There are countless other cases where you have proven yourself to be a murderer, thief, violator of human rights, and probably violator of other species' rights, criminal, and probably also a war criminal. Doesn't matter what good you did, your bad deeds outweigh the good ones, you should be sitting in a prison cell., not in Detlas making memes.

I would continue to prove my point by pointing out your misdemeanor in other quests, but I feel like it's enough. Though I will add more quests if I come up with more interesting ideas.

 

I know I'm awful my mom says so the school says so my boss says so my friends says so my teacher says so and now some random guy on a forum says so

 

Don’t mind me, I’m just writing up a counter argument in google docs... this won’t take long... hopefully...

 

i love being a interdimensional terrorist

 

ok antikythera

 

Boom ok I wrote this during class, fun, so it probably sucks


Actually, I didn’t. And you’re getting after me for doing what Aledar asked me to do? It’s Aledar! Also, don’t get after me for destroying a single tree, get after the prof tryhards! @Shots didn’t call his prof videos what they are for no reason

Look man, he told me to kill his corrupted dad. In fact, if I were left in charge of reconstructing the farm it would honestly look worse! There’s a reason I’m not on the build team!

I actually bought these in Maltic, and yes it was considerate of me.

First off, these are sacred cows. Second off, Linton is not a sacred cow. Priorities.

*laughs in managing to dodge the spiders and get out without killing any*

I assume you’re talking about Underwater here, and if that’s the case… I don’t see the purpose of giving someone “old treasure”.

Why am I getting the blame here? Ragon! Just… Ragon! That’s all I should have to say! Ragon!

I blame the meteors

Well according to this guy they’re evil or something, and I’m pretty sure he’s a more highly ranked soldier than me, so I’m just gonna do what he says and enjoy my time in Mount Wynn

Look, he died three times when I did it. I will admit to that. The first time was because I was like “who the heck are the Olm” and was too busy focusing on that to realize what was happening. The next time it was me trying to figure out what the crap to do, and him getting blown up or something, and the final time was him dying to something I didn’t see coming again. Eventually I did it though! And if anything, it was frustrating to have him die!

Iirc I was helping a civilization continue to exist in peace… doesn’t seem too evil to me...

I was fricking trying to save that Essren guy, lay off me!

Ok… ok…there is a witch with magical powers sitting there, ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL ME, and you want me to…?

Look, the sacred priest of nemract (or whatever he is) said it was fine, I’m gonna go with what he says.

At least it wasn’t Nohno’s wife. He wasn’t clear with what he said! I’m a soldier! I kill stuff! “Take care of” means kill in my perspective!

Pretty sure I befriended and saved them but whatever

Look, selling the house is not what I was told to do.

I had to experience those things too! Oh, and also? THERE IS NO WAR INSIDE THE FRUMAN WALLS

They’re all corrupted, and I’m pretty sure I kill corrupteds as my job.

You have no proof

Pretty sure that pirate is dead.

It’s the future! It’s not my fault that time magic failed, and it’s not my fault Santa decided to give everyone the gift of death! Just ignore the fact that I gave him the corrupted shard kthxbye

I’m not in a good position to be criticizing this guys’ choices rn

Hey I haven’t helped Worid yet, lay off me

Didn’t do anything evil in the scenario

Ok, look, the game outright called me evil… I don’t have any room to argue here.

 

wow i never knew we were on the wynncraft genocide route

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can you imagine if instead of a hunter's calling black sans just straight up tells us everything we've done wrong and fights us with this playing and its the hardest fight in the game

 

Ah.

Also, yeah, we use citizens as our test dummies and commit mass genocide on a daily basis. This isn't that surprising. However,

I hate to break it to you man but we legit broke out of prison once to. Admittedly it was a random prison in the middle of nowhere with freezer temp iq guards but it was a prison nonetheless.

 

I'm not calling you an awful person, I swear

 

We can' even get death sentence because we would just say hi to Death and go beat the executioners...

 

Define awful
Awful as in "I killed people"? Yeah
However, am I really truly awful? what if these cows were going to kill more than me and I just made a favor to the world?
Also, who says murderers are awful? To them, you are the awful one, to you, they are the awful one
So who is the true villain here?

 

The true villain here... is the corruption is everyone

 

Maybe if we had more positive role models instead of two annoying amnesiacs this wouldn't have happened

 

3/10, too much animal activism.

 

You monster.

 

you monster

 

we're all monsters

 

True

 

Always found it funny how you save the almuj bank and Rob it 20 levels later

 

No one robs this bank but me!