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For The Price Of 0 E, I'll Post A Joke My Grandpa Sent Me

Discussion in 'Your Services' started by Mac N Cheese Man, Oct 9, 2019.

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  1. Justice

    Justice Obliterator of Grooks VIP+

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    The ironic thing is Mars may eventually get a ring from Phobos.
     
    Justice, Oct 18, 2020
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    Flynn Taggart Would an omnipresent always vore you 24/7 VIP

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    By eventually you mean around the time Fruma is released, right?
     
    Flynn Taggart, Oct 19, 2020
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    In about 40ish million years? Possibly.
     
    Justice, Oct 19, 2020
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    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    Propably later. We don't want it rushed...
     
    TrapinchO, Oct 20, 2020
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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Yeah, 40 mil is when the guild update comes out
     
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    ghoti0315 buff assassin CHAMPION

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    i want another joke please i luv cheese
     
    ghoti0315, Oct 23, 2020
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    ...may I have a joke?
     
    Ellphant, Oct 24, 2020
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    Q: Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
    A: He’s fully recovered.
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    Q: Why was the robot so tired after his road trip?
    A: He had a hard drive.
     
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    Ellphant [they/them] your friendly neighborhood birb HERO

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    Me want joke but here's one inspired by your robot one, why do robots that die as soon as a race starts always end up in first place?

    They always have a short circuit.
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    And here's a history joke.

    Russia: Hey Germany, France, want to hear a joke?
    France and Germany: Sure!
    Russia: Moscow.
    France and Germany: I don't get it?
    Russia: That's because you never will get it.

    FYI, I know Napoleon technically did take Moscow but don't ruin the joke.
     
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    Justice, Oct 24, 2020
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  11. Mac N Cheese Man

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    Q: Why didn’t the melons get married?
    A: Because they cantaloupe.
     
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    Mez wantz anotherz jokez!
    Here's another joke, also WW2 because that's what I seem to remember atm.

    What was the reaction of the Soviet High Command when Germany commenced Operation Barbarossa?

    They did Nazi it coming.
     
    Justice, Nov 2, 2020
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    TrapinchO, Nov 3, 2020
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    How do you know when a fish has a bad report card?

    When his grades are all under C.
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    On an antiquities tour, a traveller read a plaque on an ancient building:

    THIS BUILDING STANDS EXACTLY AS IT DID WHEN IT WAS FIRST BUILT. NOT A STONE HAS BEEN CHANGED OR REPLACED.

    The traveller shrugged and said to the person next to her, “Wow, we must have the same landlord.”
     
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    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Look man, my grandpa sent that to me. I don't understand a lot of what he's sent me.
    If I had to guess I would say that the place that the woman lives in is probalbly outdated, thus looking like it not being changed since it's creation due to her landlord.
    Just a guess, though.
     
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    Joke please but here's one as well and it's another WW2 joke, surprised?
    What happened to Adolph's Germany in 1945?
    It became the Third Wreck.
     
    Justice, Nov 7, 2020
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    Who wears thermal underwear and shines?

    Long John Silver
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Nov 8, 2020
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    gib joke please
     
    BritishSpuds, Nov 18, 2020
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    An infectious disease walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.”

    The disease replies, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”
     
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