For The Price Of 0 E, I'll Post A Joke My Grandpa Sent Me

Wait what the fuck it didn't give me the notifications that there were posts, sorry.

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself.

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There is a woman whose diet consists entirely of yeast and shoe polish.

Every morning she rises and shines!

 

Lots of people asking for jokes but not giving you any.

Why does Denmark have barcodes on their ships?

So the can scan de navy in.

 

Sorry, I've been busy, I'll get to posting jokes soon.

 

I’ll pay u 0E to not be busy

 

Understandable, take your time if needed, we'll be waiting.

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I'll try to keep the crowd entertained for now while you're away. This is one I just thought up but don't know if it works.
Why do vampires never work in stressful situations?

It always involves high stakes.

 

4. I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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16. Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me — it means a lot.

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15. Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize.

 

Alright, joke please, but I'm giving you one as well.

What were the Soviets doing when Germany invaded them in WW2?

They were Stalin.

 

Joke for all of us please

 

Let's keep the crowd entertained while we wait for out lord and humor savior to return so...
What do you call a guy who gets undead into relationships?
A NecRomancer.

 

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged

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You know, I really used to hate my armpit hair, but then it grew on me.

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I’ve fallen in love with a pencil and were getting married. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

 

Muhahahaha, more joke please, unless you say you are done. Still won't stop me from saying another joke, though. I hope this won't offend anyone.

What do you call the leader of a Communist Chinese Disneyland?

Mickey Mao...

 

Q: What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
A: Dung!

 

Cool, another joke, take your time if needed. Here's a joke, you'll have to have a little bit of an imagination for this one.
Man, Constantinople was hard to destroy, what was it made from before?
Byzantium.

 

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: 10 tickles.

 

one joke for me please!

 

one joke plz

 

I'd like a joke, please

 

Wez wantz jokez againz pleaze. I shall tell you one as well.
Why was invading the Russia a bad idea?
Because it's an utter Bolshevik plan.

 

Q. What did the big flower say to the tiny flower?
A. Hey there bud!

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Q. What did Mars ask Saturn?
A. Hey, can you give me a ring some time?

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Q: How do I look?
A: With your eyes.

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Q: How do you get a country girl’s attention?
A: A tractor.

 

For anyone interested.
What has four wheels and goes vroom vroom?

A vacuum.