Guide The Correct Way To Spend Your Le (strati Edition)

So if you don't know me I'm a pretty dumb guy in general and was planning to take a long break from the game. One of my dreams was to find my own Stratiformis... BUT 5 96-100 Bows later and all found were Divzers...

Until this happened.

Someone found a Stratiformis, and at that point I was so desperate, I had to buy it. So that's what I did.

I was really having a lot of fun lootrunning with it, until one day I got drunk and didn't like seeing yellow walkspeed, so without a second thought, I rerolled it.



So the walkspeed became green. Great? Right?

So I loot ran again with it.

Then today I thought to myself, damn... I really don't like seeing all those reds.

So after lots of second thoughts and a bunch of No's from the Lootrunner's Guild (join pls), I rerolled it.



Okay. 69% walkspeed is great. I have better health. But then I realised ive lost so much money from rerolling and buying this Stratiformis...

Could I really live with myself if I had to use this damned thing for the rest of my miserable wynn days?

So, after lots of thinking and drinking I decided to reroll it to [6]. It was probably the stupidest decision id ever make. But the legendary @SmileyAlec was watching my stream so there really was no turning back.

I put 23 stacks of le in my inventory, put my strati at the identifier, and rerolled the strati, watching all that le go away.

Cursor went over the strati andddddd......

Spoiler: Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare

so,
Did I make any le? 100% no
Was it worth it? Absolutely Yes

also yay I have 2 [6] Mythics now


also im probably going to regret this when I wake up tomorrow morning :]

this is a certified shitpost btw kthxsbye :)

 

you insane moneywasting rich peice of what the fuck why would you do this

 

poggg 10char

 

imagine having money

 

I told you it was gonna be worth it :'))))

 

poggers what a chad

 

And then there is me:
3 lvl 100+ classes
total Lvl of almost 3000
Capable of 3LE

 

And I'm here chilling with my 3LE

 

Oh boy time to [6] my strati next time I have 23 stack laying around...

 

Can you please stop saying that you are poor in guild chat

 

You guys have mythics?

 

that [6] warp hurt, what the fuck. [6] and its only -8/4 mr bruh.

 

i'm level 68 and still fucking afraid of spending 16 eb how the fuck do you grind so much money do you ever take breaks

 

We get it you have money
Now give me half of it so I make a better use smh

 

im here at level 103 with my 10 eb

edit: I'm sorry, I forgot to look at the date this was posted

 

NeCrOPosT

 

Necro alert!
@WithTheFish pls lock

 

oh no! what a catastrophe!

 

Thread locked for necroposting.