Yo Anyone Wanna Play This Game Called “stupid Gods”?

So basically one player posts an event which happened in the world (don’t have to be an actual event)and another player posts the result or aftermath of that event(don’t have to be a logical result).
Example:
P1: A meteor crashes into Earth!
P2: The meteor bounces away from Earth!

Here’s my favorite part about the game: a player can add, remove, or change a sentence in another player’s reply. Simply post the changed text after quoting the original text and add a * at the end of it.
I’ll start: A giant frog called “Jimmy” suddenly appears.

 

Jimmy immediately disappears

 

Jimmy immediately disappears. Jimmy's brother, Timmy, appears in the Arctic.*

 

Timmy moves a small amount

 

Timmy promptly disappears as well

 

The government sent out a team of investigators to investigate the mysterious giant frogs.

 

The investigators are attacked by an angry swarm of frogs

 

The investigators are attacked by an angry swarm of frogs, bees, and Jimmy clones*

 

The Military is called in to deal with the Jimmy Clones

 

The military turned out to be Jimmy worshipers who try to find Jimmy so they can use Jimmy's power to rule the world.

 

The Jimmy Rebellion begins in Minnesota, overpowering everything that tries to stop it, it soon reaches the Canadian border. (I know I keep forgetting to quote, but I feel this adds some randomness to the game)

 

The U.S.A government sends 4,000 soldiers to fight the Cult of Jimmy the Almighty.

 

It is too late, The Jimmy cult Has a manpower of 40,000 soldiers and 12 Jimmys. They overpower the forces of both countries, and the state of Minnesota and province of Ontario are taken over, only Ottawa remains, but Canada is soon to fall.

 

In a last-ditch attempt to stop the Cult of Jimmy, the U.S.A released their ultimate weapon: Annie the Giant Rabbit.

 

Annie dies in a tragic car accident

 

With Annie gone, the Cult of Jimmy continues their conquest and arrives in Mexico.

 

They also move east to Greenland and Iceland, and soon, everywhere from Alaska, to Mexico, to Iceland falls, and the frogists have their sights set for Europe and Central America.

 

What remains of the American government removes Greenland and Iceland, and soon, everywhere from Alaska, to Mexico, to Iceland from the map so that the frogists get lost looking at thousand maps wondering where the hell do they invade next?

 

The frogs sail southeast, hoping to reach Europe, soon they reach the Northwestern coasts of Scotland and Ireland.

 

As they sail southeast, however, they come apon the great Frog God, Qurbağa. The great god asks them whether or not the people in Australia have to hold onto the earth to stop from falling off. They say they must know because 'otherwise, the frogs of Australia will know great suffering, and I will have to end them with a meteor strike'. What do you do in this totally realistic and predictable situation?