Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, the corruption of this wish causes a rift in the fabric of reality, enveloping the universe

I wish I had a creative wish

 

Granted, its a monster that becomes real and destroys the world.

I wish I could eat as much ice scream as i want

 

Granted. You ate so much ice scream you created a screaming Frost Vortex in your stomach.

This time I wish for a giant frog named Jimmy.

 

Granted, but Jimmy dislikes you

I wish I could eat my computer

 

Granted, but if you eat your computer you are cursed and cannot buy another computer.

I wish for an alligator doctor who shouts "Gator-Aid!" whenever he cures an illness.

 

The alligator never cures an illness, as they don't have opposable thumbs.

I wish for some melted water in solid form.

 

Granted. This causes an irreversible paradox.

I wish for Disney to stop making live-action remakes

 

Granted. Now Disney makes animated remakes which turned out to be worse than the live-action remakes.

I wish for a microwave.

 

Granted. The microwave explodes if it operates for more than 5 seconds at a time.

I wish for a toaster that can connect to Wynncraft.

 

Granted. The toaster also has the ability to start World War III

I wish for 3 more wishes

 

Granted. You wished for 3 different things and the Genie got angry and decided to not fulfil any of your wishes.

I wish Wynncraft don't lag anymore.

 

Granted, but any device that connects to wynncraft suddenly has faulty wifi.

I wish I could reach out to people I havent spoken to in weeks without being awkward af. >.>

 

Granted, but they actually don't want to talk to you at all, which makes it even more awkward.

I wish that I could escape the 9th circle of hell and be submerged up to my waist in lava instead of ice.

 

You escape and are now submerged in lava, but a massive quantity of water spills into your lava pool, and now you are stuck in some obsidian.

I wish for a more OP archer.

 

Archer now gets 1 stack of le per shot, shattering the economy

I wish for world peace

 

Wish granted, but the genie misheard you and took a massive piece of the earth's crust instead, crushing you as they attempted to hand you it. Also, the oils and minerals that were revealed in the process actually started many wars over who owned them. So much for 'world peace'.

I wish that people would not put spoilers in the meme thread so I that I and others can enjoy aledarcart in peace.

 

Wish granted. Meme thread dies because no one posts so no spoilers are made.

Also peace was never an option for Aledarcart

I wish pypy's interpreter got updated to 3.8

 

Wish granted, but it's behind a $69 paywall

 

3.6 is enough then

I wish @MagmaMelon wished

 

Wish granted. I do wish.

I wish that @TrapinchO gets featured Wynncraftian