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For The Price Of 0 E, I'll Post A Joke My Grandpa Sent Me

Discussion in 'Your Services' started by Mac N Cheese Man, Oct 9, 2019.

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    btdmaster Famous Adventurer VIP Item Team

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    Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

    They don’t meet the koala-fications.
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    Why did the 2 worms have to leave their apple to get into Noah’s ark?

    Because everyone had to go in pears.
     
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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What do you call a penguin in the desert?

    LOST.
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    Hello joke enthusiasts, in case you were wondering; yes, what is in the title is the complete truth. I would just like to say my grandpa is doing fine in these times. Thank you.
     
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    How do billboards talk?

    In sign language.
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    (I'm running out, so no)
    Ted: Did you hear about the dog that ran 10 miles to retrieve a stick?

    Fred: That sounds a little far-fetched.
     
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    I don't understand
     
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    Steak puns are a rare medium when well done.
     
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    Why was the computer so tired after its long commute?

    It had a hard drive.
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    You know about the fungus and algae who took a lichen to each other? Well, I’ve got some bad news: Their marriage is on the rocks.
     
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    Did you know Trinidad and Tobago are Hungary for a Bolivia of Chile with Turkey with a drink of hot Cocos on a Costa Rica? Now this dish wouldn't be something to El Salvador over. The only problem is it cost an Armenia and a leg. Besides, it had too much Greece in it anyways. To me, that would've been a Syria situation. Whoever cooked it up was a Qatar of what they once were but if it was purposeful, you gotta wonder who the Bahrains of the operation was. If they got stomach aches from it, would it have been too Spainful then? If the guy were to make a complain to the restaurant, they may have said, "Oman, Yemen is acting up." The reply might have said, "We've Benin doing this for a while now, the Chad who did it probably wasn't feeling well. Now Kenya get Djibouti out of this place?" Oh boy, there's Ghana be Norway that the customer would be happy with that reply and would've Haitied them for that to the point they might Sudan and Denmark them with a one star review. Now for me that was Germany puns for me to write out but Indian, that is all I can come up with and I'm Finnished.

    One more, how'd I escape Iraq?
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    Iran

    Sure, joke please as well.
     
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