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Guide A Somewhat Accurate Rewiew Of Every Boss

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  1. epicwynkrafgemr

    epicwynkrafgemr Skilled Adventurer

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    About a year ago i've made a thread like this, on my different account but it's outdated so here is the REMASTERED version.

    Giant rat- R.I.P giant rat, except not really because he is still hiding under Ragni

    Corrupted Farmer - I shoot fireballs, that somehow can't burn hay...

    Decrepit sewers key guardian - This guy has 4 forms, which is a nice introduction to that system.

    Reaper skeleton - By the way did I mention i'll be including obscure minibosses as well?

    Witherhead - The mother of Bob, It's not mentioned that she ISN'T an archer, so i'll let the conveniently acquired bow slide for now. Also a great introduction boss, unlike the next one.

    Dr. Essren - This is an incredibly underwhelming boss, he is so weak that even shamans can shrug off his charge attack. Not to mention he can be one-hit-killed by an assassin or archer using defilbirator or any other low level thunder weapon. Overall bad introduction boss.

    Pigman overlord - Technoblade more like Technobaked... bacon?

    Infested pit key guardian - am fast boi. Also splits into more spiders upon death.

    Arkadikus - She's called the queen of spiders, despite them not being able to understand the concept of monarchy. 0/10 not historically accurate

    Well Witch - Well technically, she didn't make the child grow a single feather, so why kill her :thonk:

    Durum, Protector of Bovine Barn - Scarecrow respawn rate is reeeee. This guy is a reminder that you shouldn't be careless, because of his hit-stunning scarecrows, a potentially lethal charge spell and a melee attack that is hard to avoid if you're not fammiliar with the pattern.

    Temporal rift - very underrated boss, and is still kinda cool.

    Lost sanc. Key guardian - Kooko best pet.

    Salyeros' Brother - The big tank. Please bring back tankiness.

    Cursed mask - spooky boo!

    Undead necromancer - Introduces you to burst fire, in a good way, unlike another boss that ends in
    -mancer.

    Cluckles - Cluckles is secretly hiding his power level. Soon the entire ocean will be under his rule.

    Haros - Now this is the big tank we endgame players learn to appreciate.

    Garoth - Mmmm yes.. have you noticed i like fire? (This might become a trend)

    Underworld crypt guardian - They used to be so common... now they're rare.

    Oni island boss - hey b0ss please no

    Collosal rat - he l a r g e. I could go on a 30 minute explanation about how this boss represents oppression and the issues in our modern world. But damn he l a r g e.

    Etus the blind and Albert the strong - Hey man, lost your horse? No worries! We put the FUN in
    "No reFUNds"!

    Charon - Despite having an army that, in his words "literally cannot die" he still dies to some soldier thug spamming one pressure plate.

    Corrupted Santa - epic corrupted santa with spicy corruption SauceTM

    Sand swept tomb key guardian - e l o n g a t e d name, also i'm seeing a pattern with them splitting into more mobs.

    Hashr - Is actually really predictable.

    Pharaoh - This boi has two phases and explodes into a bunch of weak mobs afterwards! This is a decent introduction to multiple phase bosses.

    Totem Guardian - buff iron golem...

    The mummy - Decaying mummy, not epic gamers, we gotta help him.

    The Cockatrice - Guy at market who doesn't speak english *shows a big egg* "Where mother?"
    Level 38 unprepared mage having a flashback: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

    Pirate captain - Literally the most generic and boring boss ever.

    Ice barrows key guardian - pull spell noooOOOOOOOO

    Fate of the fallen corrupted beasts - Mmmm yes, have you realised I like fire? v2.0

    Rymek luke - it's all fun and games untill he is at 100 hp and you arrow storm to kill him but he regens and 1 shots you.

    Three orc camp leaders - "We will be talked about on the forums when pigs start flying!"

    Prison of souls - Please give us lore :( also they have high HP and as an endgame player I respect that.

    Snow bear - Very intelligent bear that throws arrows because why not?

    Star thief bandit boss - Don't let gavel goverment fool you! The bandits are good and are only trying to survive.

    Gregg'r - Mmmm yes, have you realised I like fire? v3.0

    Rise of the quarton boss - Quartz is proven to be the "batteries" of wynncraft, and yet this guy made COMPLETELY from quartz can't even move.

    Armaggon - Mmmm yes, have you realised I like fire? v4.0
    Ice barrows minibosses- Why do we exist we have literally no connection to the story or anything.

    Theorick - cold help me plz am cold

    Twain's mantion boss- Imagine unironically having level 40 ranged minions that deal tons of damage.

    Cursed maiden - Not cursed enough.

    Biohazard amalgamate - Stinky slime! LOL
    Bottom text
    Who did this:saltedhappy:

    Slykaar - Big slime
    Bottom text

    Matryoshka idol - that baby is an epic gamer. So many spells.

    Tribal zombie chief - Doctor Zomboss after his plan to invade the lawn failed, he resorted to more direct and violent options.

    Olux plague doctor - Arrow storm please no. Let RNGesus bless us!

    An iron heart part I boss - At first, he doesn't seem to have a reason to be crying. But after part II we can understand why.

    Bigfoot - I would make a joke about SmallFoot here, however he canonically exists.

    Witch Doctor - Feels like a level 1 fighting a jungle fetish.

    Beneath the Depths boss - Arrow storm yay! Besides that, he's an alright boss.

    Crystalised Beast - nOt gonna lie, he was vibin in dat crystal doe.

    Redbeard- Big shotgun blast despite holding a sword, and also plz cannonball actually go over to him.

    Possesed Eryn - Despite being possessed by a ghost, he somehow grows in size?? After being beaten.

    Corrupted mr. Caritat - mmmm corruption AND fire, two of the most original things ever!

    Out of my mind plant bosses - The ultimate chads. They decided to go completely against the generic fire mob by investing in a TON of fire weakness.

    Undergrowth ruins key guardian - Another absolute chad, decided to get fire weakness to not be generic.

    Canyon Fleris - Mmmm, have you realised I like fire? v5.0

    Renevant of Skien - Very boring boss, also good luck hitting him as a melee warrior.

    Corrupter of worlds - Literally just a walking punching bag, yet somehow has one of the highest kill counts.

    Galleon graveyard key guardian - I could list the corrupted version of these guys but they're all the same.

    Banshee - This boss looks very cool and is overall interesting, but thAT SOUND HELP ME PLEASE.

    Grand Magus - elemental boi

    Aldorei part II boss- If you didn't know this boss existed, then good job! You're selfless.

    Troubled Tribesmen boss - Spoooky corruption spider with corrupted spidey sauce.

    Guardian - Mob with high HP and charge spell. How original.

    Corrupted amadel - spicy corruption form that definately isn't overused.

    Shadow amadel - Level 100 pots yay!

    Fully formed amadel - That moment when your minions deal more damage than you.

    Wynnexcavation leader amadel - Reminds me of Dr Essren

    Yahya's final form - your brain on drugs. Literally.

    Challenge of the blades- pre-patch cybel but on stereoids.

    Corrupted Witherhead - Like witherhead, but worse.

    Nagarath, the demon prince - Mmmm, have you realised I like fire? v5.0

    The realm of light boss - This guy eats light, which means he is technically classified as a plant.

    Corrupted Arkadikus - Corrupted spiders? Don't sign me up.

    Bob's reincarnation - He has a phase for every class, which is great.

    Fallen delivery boss - Despite the beliefs, cheese to wine wouldn't ruin the economy. Its just that wine will become worthless and cheese would become very valauble.

    Corrupted Charon - epic zombie guy

    Purple and blue boss - MY SUPER SECRET BASE IS HERE!!!

    The razorouse king - everyone's meming Collosal Rat, while this rat guy is bigger.

    Chained beast - Literally a copy of an unoriginal boss (Guardian) How unoriginal can you get?

    Corrupted Hashr - Literally like normal hashr, even more predictable.

    Psychomancer - oh. oh no. (also, he's bill's dad)

    Alkevö - Do I want to explode?

    Corrupted ice barrows minibosses - As I said, literally NO reason for them to exist.

    Corrupted Theorick - Ice and fire gaming combination.

    Big butch - but y doe? Gerts are epic.

    Spirit of gale - An incredibly fast and agile and durable machine gun. Every army's dream.

    Death - Guy throws scythes, I guess. Also massive HP wall which I can respect.

    Genesis Remorse - Earth man, Ground being, Land creature.

    Corpus Accenptis - This guy is cool because of all the unique phases he has.

    Ozoth - Sleeping flowers are cool and all but... just shoot her :saltedhigh:

    Guardian... or something - this guy is so forgettable I forgot his name.

    Solar Vanguard - Mmmm, have you realised I like fire? v6.0

    Avos Phoenix prince - Mmmm, have you realised I like fire? v7.0

    Corrupted Garoth - Mmmm, have you realised I like fire? v8.0

    Corrupted Slykaar - Preety nice dungeon, and you j u m p to kill him.

    Geyser pit mech - Do you want to explode?

    Fantastic Voyage treasure map guardian - Best pirate, with his Golden armor and Skull.

    Mech X - Antikythera supercomputer wannabe.

    Fallen factory key guardian - He's so cool he doesn't even need a set province to spawn in! He even spawns in Rodoroc.

    Veekhat - Tries to worship Salted, ends up looking like an idiot.

    Krolton - spooky scary pumpkin man

    Antikythera supercomputer core A - Mmmm, have you realised I like fire? v9.0

    Antikythera supercomputer core B - green

    Antikythera supercomputer main core - Was I the only one who was sad after killing Wynnston? Besides all of that he's a cool boss.

    Desperate metal Big Boss - Heavy earth mobs I appreciate. But this guy reeeeealy eats up all your pots.

    Garaheth, the fire demon - Mmmm, have you realised I like fire? v10.0

    Aerie of the Recluse - Once the egg hatches, Urdar pops out and does what every spellspammer does when they're desperate. That is start cascading particles all over the screen.

    Orange Wybel - This one cubic metre of fluff has literally everything up his arsenal... Strong minions that turn into super-heated cores when broken, massive swarms, unkillable survival phases, flames, charges, meteors... The list goes on.

    Qira, Mistress of the Hive - Flamethrower + Web, Very powerful mob, Generates many of her minions and creations.

    Li bosses now!

    The mummyboard - Honestly the original was harder.

    Virus doctor - Same goes for mummyboard.

    Corkus Acceptins - The original was better because of all the random phases.

    Matrojan idol - Has lots of phases, most of them either don't cast spells, or cast like 10000 charge spells per second. They also kept in the epic baby.

    Yahyabot v4.04 - big fungus
    mush room

    Death metal - The burst fire phase is nice, however glitch doctor still exists REEEEEE

    Mechorrupter - Despite being much, much stronger, this guy has a lot less kills than CoW.

    Robob's reinvention - Water sword still exists, but I forgive him. He's been through a lot.

    Cybel - Same as Wybel, except with a much smaller arena which makes it hard.

    Dr. Legendary - flamethrower, flamethrower, flamethrower and a melee phase that only exists
    to make the boss longer, but this guy is still one of my favorite bosses.

    Road to dern bosses now!

    Black Geist - Doesn't even shoot wither skulls smh

    Mangled Progeny - am fast boi

    Enraptured Obsessor - every stan ever

    Mutated Iritack - This guy did NOT steal elphaba's liver, but is still an absolute lad.

    Upside - down man - funny man in minecraft in Australia hahahja what has my life come to please send help

    Eldritch outlook key guardian - I know he technically isn't a miniboss, but i've included all of the other key guardians.

    The Eye phase 1 - feels like banging a brick wall with a stick. It's easy but takes forever.

    Phase 2 - This phase is a bit difficult, with the addition of the lazer and a few other attacks.

    Phase 3 - This is the really hard part, nothing much has changed, except for the wretches which are hell depending on your build.

    Phase 4 - This is what I call "the desperation phase" when low on HP he jumps out and uses the little bit of energy he has left to try and kill you.

    Theorick in the past - The frost tornados are a cool addition but dont really do anything.

    Maxie - Canonically, when Maxie's mech die he attacks you with 35000 HP. This means that Detlas Citizens have just half the amount, and they could be hiding their power level. This can mean only one thing... The revolution is coming! The oppressed will become the oppressors, Detlas will be burned to the ground. Not by bak'al but by their own citizens that endured 5 years of suffering... and then where will the level 100s cry to? The detlas citizens can just keep on going! The oppressors will drown in their own cage they have made around themselves! Soon....

    Aledar and Tasim - Truly epic comrade gamers. This is so epic o7


    So that's it folks! I might add some new obscure boss that ive missed!
    Edit: added more bosses now
     
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    Aya Very Serious Gensokyo Journalist HERO

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    fishcute fish CHAMPION Builder

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    So recently i tried to play wynncraft unarmed, and forgot about the reaper skeleton. Probably the first time that mini boss fight took anyone 30 minutes

    its in the quest that unlocks decrepit sewers
     
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    Aya Very Serious Gensokyo Journalist HERO

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    Then I have fought him at least 6 times and never realized his name
     
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    epicwynkrafgemr Skilled Adventurer

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    Bump because guide
     
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    Yethatain'tright Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    You absolute Nincompoop Skien is a message to the world that life is worth living. This Chad owns an island, is undead, and has thousands of loyal soldiers to work under him. What do you have? Words that contain wrong opinions.
     
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    Selvut283 Circadian rhythm stuck on Tokyo time ♪ Music Item Team GM CHAMPION

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    You should probably find Skien's notes and the notes of his soldiers around the place
     
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    he's not an antikythera supercomputer wannabe. he's a mech pl-4y wannabe.
     
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    EpsilonDown Vibing to TNA theme HERO

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    Bigfoot: Two words, Shitty Hitbox.

    Amadel: also shitty hitbox, nerfed heavily

    Bob: The moment you realize why ranged classes aren't completely op

    Qira: The moment you realize why ranged classes are still better
     
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    I realized you like fire v5.0 twice
     
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    Why not just kill the bandits, government and civilians? This is theoretical of course.
     
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    Sry for responding to this a bit too late, but here are some questions and other bosses you should add.
    Questions(Preferably respond with their actual name in-game):
    Who is the Crystallized Beast, King Rat dude, and Big Butch?
    And here are some more bosses(Idk if I'm pretty inclusive):
    Captain Larkster: Redbeard for noobs
    Jumble: Slykaar for noobs
    Aerolia Flower: How did this thing become sentient again?
    Corrupted Summoner: Apparently the scout can't handle a slap
    Commander Takan: Very strong commander, it's not like you can kill it in one hit!
    Osearer: How does thing scare pirates it's literraly a zombie wearing a mask
    Dark Relicstone: How did this thing become sentient again? V2
    Bandit Leader 1: Kill it by smacking it to death? No. Kill it by stepping on pressure plates? YES.
    Bandit Leader 2: Was actually the smart guy.
    Dune Beast(Sand-Swept Tomb Miniboss): Idk what this thing is
    Wynntron: Unbeatable AI, hm, yes, VERY unbeatable
    Phoenix Prince: Sayleros' Brother for pros
     
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    Giant rat- you know before thieving rodents remake it had like 50 health when mages/archers doesnt even know how to fight it, right

    Corrupted Farmer - shoots fire

    Decrepit sewers key guardian - DIE ALREADY U DUMB F@#$%!

    Reaper skeleton - You kill it like whenever u made a new class but you forgot its name

    Witherhead - turret with a larger health pool

    Dr. Essren - is it even a boss or something

    Pigman overlord - ravine pigman but have a spawner on his head and nothing else

    Infested pit key guardian - ahh i got hit run at sanik speed

    Arkadikus - Tank melee boss except for the fact that it is slow because it is FAT

    Well Witch - not having 1k health and calling itself a "boss", what an irony

    Durum, Protector of Bovine Barn - happy cow, happy cow, everywhere you go

    Temporal rift - yoink

    Lost sanc. Key guardian - spills chickens

    Salyeros' Brother - i like how he is being 1 health every phase but i hope i misremembered something

    Cursed mask - floating head is illegal. oh wait this is minecraft

    Undead necromancer - the most forgettable bosses in all time, not reaper skeleton because you dont even remember it

    Cluckles - bawk

    Haros - This is the definition of "hard boss in its level", you didnt even have your 4th ability and your gears are shitty as fuck while the boss is like 7k health

    Garoth - breathes fire

    Underworld crypt guardian - how come it is like lvl 30 or something and they could spam charge, this doesnt make sense

    Oni island boss - tfw you forgot its name and typed "Oni island boss" instead of its name

    Collosal rat - why is it larger than giant rat, this is illegal

    Etus the blind and Albert the strong - Etus goes brrrrrrrrrrrr

    Charon - he be like, 'oh you dumb zombies just get your fucking ass to the soldier already'

    Corrupted Santa - Merry christmas IM GONNA KILL YOU

    Sand swept tomb key guardian - did they have a "split more mobs upon death" fetish when making key guardians

    Hashr - Maybe he is the only melee boss who is challenging in its level without minions

    Pharaoh - yeah, yeah, "split more mobs upon death" fetish, get it

    Totem Guardian - are they too stupid to negotiate or what

    The mummy - Mummy's tomb finally got a revamp

    The Cockatrice - egg

    Pirate captain - minion with a higher health pool

    Ice barrows key guardian - oh wow it has negative knockback

    Fate of the fallen corrupted beasts - now what does it do with fire? idk i forgot the boss come on

    Rymek luke - GUN, i mean SNIPER

    Three orc camp leaders - tfw you forgot its name and typed "three oec camp leaders" instead of their names (2x)

    Prison of souls - cant possibly explain this with lore

    Snow bear - Bear who shoots arrows, 10/10 this definitely makes sense

    Star thief bandit boss - tfw you forgot its name and typed "XXX boss" instead of its name (3x)

    Gregg'r - swings fire

    Rise of the quarton boss - uhh so it is a robot but uhh... it cant move? OH WHAT IRONY

    Argaddon - I like how the OP spelled it wrong, but anyway it is holding a fire spear so i guess he plays fire?

    Ice barrows minibosses- greneric bosses #583, #105, #679

    Theorick - i am pretty sure this theorick is weakened or else it wouldn't make sense in the hunter's calling quest

    Twain's mantion boss- tfw you forgot its name and typed "XXX boss" instead of its name (4x)

    Cursed maiden - nvm it is dead now

    Biohazard amalgamate - smelly slime

    Slykaar - bigger but still smelly slime

    Matryoshka idol - remember when you could farm money from there

    Tribal zombie chief - ok it is called "tribal zombie chief" without a name, i guess so because what do u expect from zombies

    Olux plague doctor - why cant i steal his plague staff

    An iron heart part I boss - tfw you forgot its name and typed "XXX boss" instead of its name (5x)

    Bigfoot - so it is a giant but you dont deal damage when you shot his hand or other body parts, well makes sense

    Witch Doctor - if it is that small then i guess i could just step on it and destroy it

    Beneath the Depths boss - tfw you forgot its name and typed "XXX boss" instead of its name (6x)

    Crystalised Beast - zzzzzzzzzzzz

    Redbeard- his hand cannon only fires an arrow i swear

    Possesed Eryn - named ghost and that is all

    Corrupted mr. Caritat - i live in fire

    Out of my mind plant bosses - tfw you forgot its name and typed "XXX boss" instead of its name (7x)

    Undergrowth ruins key guardian - key to POWDERS

    Canyon Fleris - Plays fire

    Renevant of Skien - now i blind you and multihit you and charge you and fydsfueqonfjnfihbwduyfweyidhiewnd

    Corrupter of worlds - For some reason bob had spells and higher health and def but it still died to this guy

    Galleon graveyard key guardian - shotgun

    Banshee - Banshee is a f***ing warframe boi

    Grand Magus - lets ditch air

    Aldorei part II boss- what do you get if you killed him lol

    Troubled Tribesmen boss - remember i was fighting this boss with a really great computer but still experience FPS drop to around 10

    Guardian - at this point they are too lazy to name a TOA boss so they called it "guardian"

    Corrupted amadel - what is this

    Shadow amadel - i regret not knowing this place earlier so i dont get mythics

    Fully formed amadel - i love its hitbox

    Wynnexcavation leader amadel - nvm he's dead now (2x)

    Yahya's final form - hardest boss in game

    Challenge of the blades- "splits mobs upon death" fetish but it is executed in an another way

    Corrupted Witherhead - buffed turrets

    Nagarath, the demon prince - Why don't just call him "Demon prince Naragath", it seems strange when there is a comma in a mob name, or is it

    The realm of light boss - photosynthesis

    Corrupted Arkadikus - ur still slow and fat

    Bob's reincarnation - Remember the quest itself is a fetch quest without a fun boss fight

    Fallen delivery boss - tfw you forgot its name and typed "XXX boss" instead of its name (8x) (don't blame you because i forgot their names too)

    Corrupted Charon - so now he decided to come after me

    Purple and blue boss - tfw you forgot its name and typed "XXX boss" instead of its name (9x)

    The razormouse king - it is actually small duh, you became small so it seemed big

    Chained beast - buffed Guardian

    Corrupted Hashr - Remember when he was killed times a million because of people who farmed it for xp

    Psychomancer - something i actually agree on: Yansur is an idiot

    Alkevö - renamed ISIS terrorist

    Corrupted ice barrows minibosses - even though they are challenging now they are still TRASH and GENERIC

    Corrupted Theorick - finally they did this

    Big butch - literal grammar nazi because gerts grammar are bad

    Spirit of gale - moving turret

    Death - So it is a shotgun in LI but what is it in ToA

    Genesis Remorse - touch him to die times a million

    Corpus Accenptis - Toh, another 1-health-per-form boss

    Ozoth - huh

    Solar Vanguard - melee with fire

    Avos Phoenix prince - I have 147923698237498219 hr now

    Corrupted Garoth - still breathes fire

    Corrupted Slykaar - so how exactly do you kill him? headbutting or what

    Geyser pit mech - I think he is called Tera N-95 or uhh really idk but you just go there for summa lol

    Fantastic Voyage treasure map guardian - so you want to add this mob because the whole quest doesnt have anything that seem like a boss

    Avos key guardian - he's dead now so whatever

    Mech X - technically it is made out of scrap metals so idk why he is that strong

    Fallen factory key guardian - why are robots made in rodoroc

    Veekhat - happy cow, happy cow

    Krolton - you dont fight him, you fight the pillar

    Antikythera supercomputer core A - it looks like some insects, ew

    Antikythera supercomputer core B - The reason why antikythera overheated

    Antikythera supercomputer main core - my name is sanik

    Desperate metal Big Boss - tfw you forgot its name and typed "XXX boss" instead of its name (10x)

    Garaheth, the fire demon - so how do you get out after freezing its organs?

    Aerie of the Recluse - a bird-human and an egg laid by someone

    Orange Wybel - I don't know even fluffballs established civilization

    Qira, Mistress of the Hive - i like quake sound effect when it takes damage

    Li bosses now!

    The mummyboard - now she has 2 forms

    Virus doctor - what weapon does it use now?

    Corkus Acceptins - remember when it was the hardest boss in game (ties with matrojan idol)

    Matrojan idol - charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge charge

    Yahyabot v4.04 - ok ik why this is 4.04 and lvl 9002

    Death metal - shotgun

    Mechorrupter - One of the easiest past-100 bosses not gonna lie

    Robob's reinvention - I don't really see a difference between it and its original variant...

    Cybel - ok so when will Dr.L run out of materials to make those white little cybels

    Dr. Legendary - throws fire and charge

    Road to dern bosses now!

    Black Geist - what

    Mangled Progeny - i did the quest like 5 times but i still forgot its name

    Enraptured Obsessor - idiot-eater.

    Mutated Iritack - ok why do they like livers

    Upside - down man - what is this

    Eldritch outlook key guardian - So they could make dialogues when certain entities died, but they are too lazy to make it (just kidding)

    The Eye phase 1 - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Phase 2 - im gonna laser you with alien fucking eyes

    Phase 3 - im gonna lazer you with alien fucking eyes and WRETCHES, surprise motherfucker

    Phase 4 - LOL

    Theorick in the past - AI still sucks even in the third attempt

    Maxie - so he is an assassin without knowing the 4 spells? bruh

    Aledar and Tasim - Aledar can survive the quakes and spells and bombs from tasim WITHOUT ANY ARMOR, also if tasim was in detlas the whole time then why didnt aledar find Tasim and throw Lucio the idiot for EO, or tasim is just a dumbass
     
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